Asalaamu'Calaykum, Howdy folks. Kynda I couldn't help but laugh. walahi soo true. I feel like everyone here is feeling sorry for me now . Pearl - My aunt once told me money talks, bull$hit walks lol. Darlz no solid man yet...I’m just talking about "starting" my filtering process nooh. HONEY-D - True I guess. I don't really think I have an actual "list" I guess when I some how get in to the position where I find my self "chattin" with some1, I just start seeing them for who they are then list good qualities and bad and then weigh it out in the end. Plus girl friend, one word…Checkmate, I don’t know if you noticed, but I see some sparks . Rudy - Congratulations go out to you! And insha'Allah you have even more blissful days to come. The Nomad - hmmm, I think I have enough candidates to work with for the time being. If not I’ll start to go out more. The day I start to ask for hooks up will be the day I hide my face... It means I’ve lost my touch :eek: . Silent-sistah, Try_Me, C-kisses: - Nice list...*taking notes* king_450 - Looool balaayoo. How is your reply of any help? Only thing I gathered from it was that you dig middle aged ajneebi chicks. Rahima - Nayaaa loool. I'ma deal with you when i see you. Shuush no need to put my life story here. Anyway didn’t mean anything, just a bloody dream :rolleyes: Xu - Damn. I think deep down we all wish for that . Ladies and gentlemen I posted this to just get a feel of when you feel is a good time to start “paying attention”, what you look for in a person and how you would go about it. It’s all about hearing our answers, and seeing things for a different prospective. Anyway thank you for all your replies, they are sinking in as we speak. In the mean time keep it up…taking many pointers from y’all Wasalaam

Asalaamu'Calaykum, Well for you its about embarrassment and to the baby its about being hungry then and there. To you it's just breasts, and to the baby it's a fast-food outlet. I guess women should try to be a little discreet lakiin when it comes to the crunch, its part of nature. Me personally I’m not at that stage yet, but I personally would try and avoid doing it in crowded places and if I had to, I’d make sure I’m well covered. Unless we are only women that is, coz in that case I’m allowed to. And anyway alhamdulilah now a days we have baby feeding rooms every where. I was in your position I’d say masha'allah beautiful baby how old? but then again I’m a sista, if your male you should turn away. Her breastfeeding is non of your business and doesn’t give men the license to stare. It ain’t your wife. Wasalaam

Looooooool, aaah sooo true. Shopping...just the thought of it brings me comfort lol. I've seen this weird one posted in a few work places; "God set sent me to earth to do a certain amount of tasks. At the rate i'm going i'm so far behind I'll never die" Wasalaam

Asalaamu'Calaykum, I can not help but be intrigued by your reply. You first began by referring to me as Ilham, and went on to discuss Melbourne as though you have once lived here yourself. I am indeed a Melbournian and I am greatly interested in what makes this place so special to you. As for exceptions on rules, you may need to elaborate on that a little, I thought you didn’t mix business with pleasure lol. What’s it gonna be then didn’t your mother ever teach you, never keep a lady waiting. Wasalaam. And by the way…”When causes are discovered, Wonder Fades away” I like, I might just add that. If you don’t mind that is? Copyright?

Asalaamu'Calaykum, Subxan'Allah bro thats pretty scary. if yo are living in a place that doesnt even respect human life then I do advice you to leave. damn these indhaa yeer are worse then i thought. my offer about finding you a nice sista to sponsour you still stand ya know so let me know if you want to take it up. also no need to stress about MR Scorates-1986 i have him covered

Asalaamu'Calaykum, I'd like to release Scorates-1986. He acknowledges his mistakes and agrees with Miss Sue that the color of pink is indeed associated with homosexuality. He will make his public apology as stated over my supervision this evening. However we feel that there is no need to subscribe to the PINK magazine on the grounds that we have come to the general agreement that pink is indeed for women. My client wishes to state that he is not homosexual there for we will instead subscribe to BLUE magazine. ----------------------- Defendant ----------- InAndOut ------------------ Charge ------------------ For refusing to let fellow SOL members express their right in a fair trial. Showing lack of faith in the justice system and for blatantly insulting the judge! Sentence ------------- You want to know the meaning of no mercy? I hear by sentence you to 65 years in a Mexican jail. No windows no visitors and no toilet trips. A bucket will be left in the corner and will be emptied once a week. You will also be required to do community work once released, which consists of a road trip doing talks. You will be education the general public on how to work "with" the law not "against" it. A media conference will also be held where you will make a public apology. After all time is served and you are fully rehabilitated you may apply for a position as a representative and spokes person promoting the laws squeaky clean reputation and its fair justice system . Bail -------------- Bail is set at $100,000,000, and an apology letter (attractive bribe may be needed if you want your claim processed quickly) Passport must also be turned over to authorities And person paying bail must take full responsibility of defendant until matters are cleared Judge Intuition. --------------------

Asalaamu’Calaykum I’m really not good at this stuff but I’ve always loved poetry especially the one’s that rhyme. So here I go. We hear the words of inspiration Don’t leave us for foolish notions. Keep by us with devotion. And help us with a potion To increase our emotions And clear us of commotion Feel the rumble of a nation Ready to show off its relations And build up inspiration Of great leaders in the making With minds full of wonder. And beats full of rhyme Men standing tall And women not far behind Futures looking brighter Children with all smiles Do we see this coming In a future not far from now? (How’d I do? Do I make sense does it rhyme?) Wasalaam

Asalaamu'Calaykum, great topic i dont mind a lil riddles here and there, lets give it a go. this is an easy one. There was a guy he lived alone and one night after a long day he went to bed. he then got up in the middle of the night, climbed up 100 fleights of stairs turned off the light and climbed down 100 steps. next day over breakfast it was all over the new that over 500 people had died last night. What happened? Wasalaam

How do you choose your men ladies? As we all know there comes a time when we start to pay attention the things we wish for in our future life long partners. So the question is where do you start, what do you look for and what to a do about it once you found “the one”. Life’s all about chances as everyone says, but when it comes to the crunch would you really put your heart and pride on the line for a chance at love? Is it true that the pleasure is worth all the pain involved in the establishment of a relationship? How do you filter the good from the bad, what qualities do you look for? The reason for my queries is that it seems like people around me are all getting married or at least have someone in their luuq. I don’t want be the last one standing, lol. Mind you I’m not in a hurry, I do enjoy my single status. However, whom ever I do end up with I want to know them very well so I best get started in my filtering process yeah? Wasalaam.

Asalaamu'Calaykum, Ameenah, Life’s all about being spontaneous ay lool. Lol, Nur I take that as a no to both parties. Aah shucks. Plenty more fish in the sea, or should I say online, loool. Wasalaam.

Asalaamu'Calaykum, I hate the current situation the muslim ummah is in And I'm soooo with you P.Sue, I absolutly, completely utterly HATE the colour pink. Yuck! Wasalaam.

Asalaamu'Calaykum... Y'all know he's like a suufi right?

Asalaamu'Calaykum, Masha'Allah Allah has blessed you with one hell of an imagination. And i was thinking the same thing sis Ameenah, smart ay. Lakiin putting all things aside i dont blame the sista, you seem to be a good catch, heck Will You Marry Me instead!?

I don't blame the poor guy. I mean i know about the whole circulation thing, but i at least expect to be able to get access to my money when I need it. cheap bank.

Lol. Waraa checkmate your soo mean. Can't you see its her first post. Yo sis nice try. By the way Welcome to SOL. Wasalaam

EEEEW! Subxan'Allah. We shouldn't even be drinking that crap to begin with. You know some people use coke to clean their toilets. I only take it to BBQ, to clean the bloody grill. To think we actually put that stuff in our mouth! Yuck.

When your mind and heart feel the same way. Then you do your Istikhara and everything just feels "right".

Asalaamu'calaykum, Masha'allah some very good replies. it also seems that most people here are very money orientated, i wonder why that is? Oh well to tell you the truth the reason why I didn't answer my own question was that once I really thought about it I don’t know what I would do. Really I have no idea what I’d do if given the possibility that I would never ever fail at it. Scary yeah. Depressing actually, lol. Many things come to mind but ah I don’t know. Its like a genie comes to you and says he'll grant you only 1 wish and you don’t know what to wish for because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and you may wish for the wrong thing ya know. lol. I think the whole building a Muslim empire thing is a great one though, so Kaafi shove over and make some room for me ya hear. That way I get covered in this world and the hereafter. That sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Wasalaam.

We have condoms in Somalia! Oh my. Damn. They don't seem the type :suprised:

Asalaamu'Calaykum, What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

Lol. Nasty, very very nasty. But you did warn us. Most definatly R rated

loooooool. kinda reminds me of another joke. about a boy who asks his dad what is politics.

A walk to remember did it for me. I'm glade to see I’m not the only one that thinks so either, lol. I also think ever after was pretty romantic. Titanic and Armageddon come in equal 3rd place. How to lose a guy in 10 days was ok too, very cute.

Asalamu'calaykum, Lool, u lot a very weird. OG_girl I don’t mean to be rude but I have noticed that you tend to brag just a tad. Just an observation ok, no insults intended. Just bring this to your attention that’s all. Checkmate, I think you’re cool, and very sensible. wasalaam

Asalamu'alaykum, Firstly great topic. Secondly like Kynda I heard of another product that can be found in our local Somali stores called Rose. Its a cream that I hear works wonders. I know of a sister who was battling acne for a very long time. She's been to many dermatologist and has tried everything, including antibiotics. Some times she would get results but often things went back to the way they were. A few weeks ago I ran in to her and I tell you her face was crystal clear walahi. Not a sign of acne I tell you. I was like masha'allah looks like all the visits to dermitologist really paid off and she told me that after all the money wasted and all the visits she got the most results off a product she just bought over the counter at a Somali shop. Mind you after that I saw the same thing with another friend of mine. I asked her what the catch was and she said the only side effects she had was that her skin started to peel a little after two weeks and then by the fourth week her face had cleared up. It also comes with the soap I hear, but she told me she hadn’t tried it with the soap. Anyway I’m blabbering. Try it out and see how you go, what have you got to lose, if you don’t see the change in a couple of weeks trash it. As for hair, I have been neglecting myself in that department lately. My hair dresser who usually says my hair is pretty healthy (altho I think its too thin) said that my hair was pretty dry and damaged, she actually had cut it. Alhumdulilah I needed a trim anyway. I think all my problems started when I didn’t stock up on my Pantine shampoo. Another shampoo I recommend is Ganier Fructus Fortifying shampoo and conditioner. Also treat your hair once in a while with nafaqoo, and always remember to eat healthy and stay healthy. + Plenty of water. I almost forgot I read an article awhile back where the writer went out and tried all the options out there to see what actually worked in clearing up skin. Mind you the writer was male so its not a bios opinion, lol. Anyway he tried everything from the most expensive treatments to supermarket products. And then he spoke to a dermatologist who said the best thing for healthy skin is to drink plenty of water and eat soloman (type of fish). So he tried it. For a whole week that was pretty much all he ate. He said that he’s faced never looked healthier, however, he can no longer stand the sight of fish, and he was going to the toilet more times then he could handle. So if you can handle it, that could be another thing you could try. Wish you all the best darlz, Wasalaam.