Ms MoOns

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  1. I love this style. I've tried it a couple of times this week and it's easier than it looks! The braid is really cute. My kinda thing Hope y'all like it too. Cheers.
  2. I wonder if it's possible to continue uni and raise children? I've seen people do it, so I reckon it's not impossible? Should one wait with having children until school is actually done and dusted? Cheers.
  3. ^Thanks Blessed. I must say it's not as easy as I thought it would be. lol. But it feels great. You reckon I can speed the process up, and do it more than three times a week?
  4. I like the yellow one from Zara. Colourful. But these skirts seems so lengthy, I'm too short, they'll come above my waist. lol
  5. Mostly people have two personalities baa la yidhi,private and public. Private personality is the real you/me and public is a polished personality to some extent more or less. So online fall into the private personality which real me/you. I agree with this. I don't know any of you in real life, but do feel comfortable enough to say the same things as I'd say to you in real life. In general, I am a dreamer, very naive, easy fooled and but yet very often duq from the inside. I do have two different personalities, but they're both a part of me. I tend to go slightly shy and reserved in public. With family and close friends, I go crazy, make jokes, laugh more, and talk fast without pause.
  6. Blessed, the program sounds pretty straight forward. Will join yous insha allah. Have already printed out the plan. Are you doing the treadmill version?
  7. My mum was just telling me about these boys just yday. Ilaahey ha u naxariisto.
  8. Alpha Blondy;724652 wrote: do you guys think, our online personalities are an 'extention of ourselves'' Yes.
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    Glad you understood it Jacaylbaro
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    Dark Girls

    I like how 90% of the girls on this thread added a disclaimer by telling us one way or another that they are natural "light" shade Did I?
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    Dark Girls

    people are allowed to have preferences, lets not kid ourselfs? skin color is part of beauty. no one wants a dark naag nor a very pale sickly looking one. we can either pretend and be politically correct or admit that certain features are a mark of beauty. Axmed, I think you're the one who's kidding yourself here. Loool @ Aaliyyah, the truth will come out when you marry her! So true! Juxa, I agree with you lieverd. lol, I always feel like the weirdo at weddings for having the least make-up on. *I'mSorryIbroughtMyOwnFace*
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    Proof that Men have Better friends: Friendship among women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it... Friendships among men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two said he was still there...
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    Tehre has been a sudty at Hravred Uinestvry, taht has porevn taht a preosn can raed any wrod as lnog as the frist and lsat ltetres are the smae. I do not konw if tihs is ture.
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    Oz;724012 wrote: Too dirty for my likings hehehe, yes no effin berry... I tend to find inappropriate things funny
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    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. They fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and I fell asleep at her house and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bast*rd! You've been playing golf!"
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    I think that tone of voice and punctuation are really important. After all, it's the difference between crazy-@ss hair and crazy @ss-hair!
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    Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee. While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven. When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen. Pretending to be shocked, by mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!" My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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    A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die." "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
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    It's a hot summer and a lady walks into a store to look for some chocolate ice cream. Only thing is that when she gets there, there is a sign that says, "Ran out of chocolate "... She sees a worker there and ask "Hello young man, can I have a pint of chocolate ice cream?" Guy: "Sorry miss, but we ran out of chocolate ice cream, in fact we ran out of any type of chocolate anything." The lady doesn't believe him so she asks, "If you don't have a pint, may I have a gallon tub of chocolate ice cream?" Guy: "Sorry, all out, we have other flavours if you like." The lady insist again "Well, may I have a vanilla cone with some chocolate syrup on it please." The guy now a little mad responds "Lady, I said no chocolate! Look tell me something. What happens when you take the word straw out of strawberry?" Lady: "Berry" Guy: "Good, now what about van in vanilla?" Lady: "Illa?" Guy: "Good! And what about f*ck in chocolate?" Lady: (thinking hard) "But sir, there is no f*ck in chocolate!" Guy: " That's right lady!!! There is no f*cking chocolate!!!"
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    Impotence is natures way of saying ... no hard feelings.
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    Dark Girls

    dark skin is ugly on naago, lets just admit that. if i see dark girl, i say the shahaada and run the other way. i say, there is nothing wrong with woman makin themselves beautiful n attractive, if that means enhancing ur breasts or using lightning cream. go for it ladies. You are getting so predictable.
  22. ^Aaaw this is just too adorable! Although, the mummy is hugging the little kitten a bit too tight, I think!