Boy goes to a strip club; His mom gets angry and asks him: "Did u see anything there that you were not supposed to see?'' Boy: ''Yes, I saw dad.''

^ hihi

Looll Malika, I understood exactly wuxu ka fikiraayay. I thought it was best not to get too much into it:p

I realize my mistake.

I don't like being wet

@ JB: This English weather waa i sirtay maanta. It was really warm this morning, so I went without jacket. Started to rain in the afternoon.

see layahay this monday?

Asc fellow solers.

Aaliyyah;717721 wrote: ^^ liking the beat makes u wanna dance ..xeebti xamar adaan kaso xushey. Nice lyrics too! I know right. I like the girls next to her as well, are they like her background singers, or just standing there being pretty? lol Ms MoOns, heestaasi waa Xaax.......... Aniga intan ayaa i qancisay: Xidigeygi yaad tahay xareed ii dadee Xabtii xamar adigaan kaa soo xushee ......... Hadda sidaadii oo kale ayey heestii anigana madaxayga uga qaylineysaa.......... Looll, ma aragtay, it's a rly nice song.

" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen> Came across this song the other day. Waan ka helay, stuck in my head.

Masha Allah. Very nice Chi. Je bent een geboren romanticus, je toekomstige vrouw mag trots zijn.

She definitely doesn't lack any confidence. No offence lakiin seriously, waxaan kadareey waaye!

loooll, caadi hadey u hadli laheyd, maybe? ... maybe people would take her seriously?

I agree walaashiis, the background music was very annoying! I could barely hear what he was saying! But nevertheless, nice recipe! Will try it sometime!

wyre;716609 wrote: Wax kusoo dar Waa lugu soo daray! I reckon this is enough for some time!

Take THAT! The newly-weds are in their honeymoon sweet and the groom decides to let his bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on.", the bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." He replies, "And don't you forget that! I will always wear the pants in this family!" The bride then takes of her underwear and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies, "I can't get into your underwear!", the wife then says, "And you never will if you don't change your attitude."

Try to appreciate thoughtfulness! Husband comes home with some flowers. Wife says "Now I have to open my legs don't I? " Husband says "What? Don't we have a vase?"

Jaceyl xad dhaaf or just an excuse? looooll Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, when Jack asks his wife, “Betty, have you ever cheated on me?” Betty replies, “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question.” “Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.” “Well, all right. Yes, three times…” “Three?!? Well, when were they?” he asked. “Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years-old and you really wanted to start a business on your own, and no bank would give you a loan? But, then one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?” “Oh, Betty, you did that for me? I guess I can’t be too upset about that. Well, when was number 2?” “Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and needed that very risky operation that no surgeon was willing to perform? And, remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to perform the surgery himself?” “Betty, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. To do such a thing, you must truly love me darling. How can I be upset with that?” “So, all right then, when was number 3?” “Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 375 votes short?”

EPIC A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you for money!" Everyone in the bar turn and stares at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which, he responds at the top of his lungs, ''What do you mean, $200?''

A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. Again, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied "I think he means her legs."

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!. It goes like this: "Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!" Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!! Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem." "Well, what poem did you tell her?" Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat *** over, I'd hump you like a dog!"

WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER: NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,they will call each other, Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they affectionately refer to each other as, fat ***, godzilla and four eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will throw in $20,even though the bill is $32.50. And none of them will want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators! MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, just because its on sale. BATHROOM: A man has 6 items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, bar of soap and a towel. The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one that finds such a man. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he never does. A man marries a woman expecting she will never change, but she always does. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL: Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows all about dentist appointments,romances, best friends and dreams. A man is vaguely aware there are short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: A man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same things!

SMART STUDENT It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. “You’re not going to have time to finish this,” the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. “Yes I will,” replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. “No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.” The student looked incredulous and angry. “Do you know WHO I am?” “No, as a matter of fact I don’t,” replied the professor. “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” The student asked again. “No, and I don’t care.” Replied the professor with an air of superiority. “Good,” replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

This is for the DIRTY thinkers among us! There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand ... nothing. So, I tried with my left hand ... nothing. My wife tried with her right hand ... nothing. Her left hand ... nothing. Her mouth ... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth ... still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Hilarious! A bloke with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer is howled over: ''This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought ,but we're afraid your constant winking might scare off potential customers.'' ''Wait'', says the bloke. ''If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!'' He reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red, blue, ribbed, flavoured; finally at the bottom, he finds a pack of aspirin and after swallowing two he stops winking in a few moments. ''That's all well and good'', says the interviewer. ''But this is a respectable company, we can't have our employees womanising all over the country!'' ''What do you mean?'' says the bloke. ''I'm a happily married man!'' ''So how do you explain all these condoms?'' ''Oh, that'', he sighed. ''Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?''