Juxa - so you are hoping your male offsprings will 'defect' to your side then?

hello juxa - @reer aayo - who are they and why are they cannibalising each other? and when have you become heartless enought to enjoy cannibalism? Ahlan N'gone'Gay - still peddling that infamous stuff and nonsense sarcastic one-liners of yours? - bal waran?

hello trollers! see la yahay - warka la soo dhaqsada bal...

LOOOOOOOOL@ the mudug boys oo ku "faraxasha dhiigga" :eek: what is next; - xaarkan ku weeseysanaa Waryaadhahee i dhegaysta - wax badan baan idinka aamusaye - it is time you guys towed the line and behaved like decent people. By way of friendly advice – dhowr meeriisyood that basically capsulates your daily wrangling in SOL (namely: ‘mugged ones/Secessionist’, ‘ONLF/prisoners’ and “SSC/kuwi is xoraynwaayey”) baan halkan idinku soo bandhigaaya. Baal murugsadoo, wax ka dheefa. Background: In 1979 man from Qardho called Cali Cilmi Af-yare in response to Khaliif Sheekh Maxamuud’s (another reer qardhood) call to arms on behest of Cabdullaahi Yusuf when he ran away to Addis Ababa after that infamous premature coup said: •Mas qaniinyo kama daalo iyo, micida dhiigeeye •Moxog nimaad u diirtiyo marduuf, midad ku ceebeyso •Manaabaysay aadmiga kurtii, meel u joogaba e •Raggii sharafta weyn kaa mudnaa, mooddey cadawyo e •Gobannimo I/saaq muujiyoo, waa markab adage •Maandeeq raggii dhaliyey iyo, miiddu waayaga e •Muxubbiga kalgacalkaan u qabo, waa mid igu dheere •Ingiriiska nimankii miraye, moodharrada saaray •Mufsadka iyo Gaalada raggii, mariyey gaalleefta •Maqruun kuma sifeyseen haddaan, maanku kaa tegine •Maskaxdii nin yari cayda way, saga muraadaaye •Ogaa/deen/ka aad maagtay iyo, midabtakoorkaaga •Ma oggoli Dhu;lbah/antaa ku diley, oo ku mowtiyaye •Mutukhnaanta iyo waa nebcahay, keli maqiiqnoowe •Inkastoo milxiis iyo nin xumi, nagu dhex meeraayo (reference to M.Siyaad Barre) •Muslimka haygu dirin wadajirkaa, lagu macayshaaye •Masallaha dhulkiyo ciiddu waa, mahuradaadiiye •Meermeerka iyo guuldarrada, kugu madoobaatay •Waxba muujinmeyside cidlaad, malandahaysaaye •Mar haddaad Amxaar miridhle iyo, mooriflaha raacday •Mingistiyo dirkiisaad tahaye, hay maxooliyine, •Magacaa ba'yaye ma adigaa, ila M?ajeerteen ah? ( - i ask my self the same question) I trust you all understand the gist of the qoute above and dare i say is sufficent for your guys to change course – aadna ka wantoobtaan jidkaad ku socotaan. As per the somali adage – nin kuu digay kuma dilin. :cool: M-deey – both were from Xamar

ka daro dibi dhal

"Taran-iskiribt" & "Riboodh" these made laugh. - i hereby declare them to be somali words henceforth.

1. A candidate will kiss a baby The default response of any politician in a public place when they know the cameras are watching. Any candidate worth their salt will attempt this familiar ruse in an effort to make them seem warm and approachable. Only a few will avoid the double whammy of a) making the baby cry and b) looking creepy. 2. A candidate will handle a live animal PA Archive Similar in intention to 1), but with a higher risk potential thanks to the unhelpful if understandable tendency of animals not to behave in a human fashion. Mrs Thatcher was the first to attempt this stunt when she caressed a calf called Margaret during the 1979 campaign. Because it was considered a success, everyone has tried it since, though what it is supposed to tell the voter about a candidate's integrity is unclear. Perhaps an ability to weather the company of uncommunicative, ill-kempt creatures is seen as good grounding for being in the House of Commons. 3. A candidate will say they don't take any notice of opinion polls This will happen when the candidate's party is trailing badly in the latest survey of public opinion. 4. A candidate will say they are buoyed by the opinion polls This will happen when the same candidate's party has received a sudden boost in the latest survey of public opinion. 5. A party leader will attempt to name-check a contemporary pop star Tony Blair got this down to a fine art, casually referencing everyone from The Smiths to Simply Red and even managing to work some of the lyrics of Three Lions '96 into a party conference speech ("Labour's coming home!"). Usually, however, a party leader's attempt to sound like they have their finger on the nation's pop pulse goes hopelessly wrong, thanks to a slip of the tongue (as when Margaret Thatcher confused Michael Bolton with Paul Daniels) or the artists in question rushing to distance themselves from political patronage (as happened when Conservative MP John Redwood praised the "Tory sentiments" in the line "Everything's blue now, oh lucky you" from Lucky You by The Lightning Seeds). 6. The spouse of a party leader will be filmed "dropping in" on a primary school A leader's other half never used to play a big role in campaigns. You rarely saw Denis Thatcher pressing flesh in youth clubs and care homes. Only in the 1990s did it become fashionable for spouses to pay social calls to places full of everyday people usually not old enough to vote and hence not old enough to talk back. 7. A party leader will be filmed using public transport PA Archive The results, as with 5), are rarely successful. Something about the way they stand on a bus or train betrays the fact these people haven't been near public transport for years, and moreover are quite glad of that fact. 8. A celebrity guest will be unveiled at a party press conference All political parties love this and you can bet it will be tried several times this year. The celebrities, once they have been paraded in front of the cameras, will inevitably struggle to answer questions put to them by journalists. But that's not really their fault: their job is to be a celebrity, not to discuss budget deficits and job creation initiatives. 9. Someone will be hit by an egg PA Archive Alternatives may include daffodils (used on Margaret Thatcher), paint (former Tory chairman Brian Mawhinney), a bucket of ice (John Prescott), flour (Michael Heseltine) and a cup of cold custard (Peter Mandelson). 10. A member of the public will become famous for 24 hours after asking a well-known candidate a "difficult question" Politicians are confronted by voters all the time during a campaign, but there's usually one exchange that gets caught on a television camera and hence becomes what the media love to brand "a pivotal moment". Blair had a couple (the wife of a cancer patient in 2001, a student in 2005), John Major was heckled by a mob in Luton in 1992 (the first time he got out his famous soapbox) and Mrs Thatcher was tackled about her conduct of the Falklands War by a housewife live on TV in 1983. While these incidents may not directly affect the outcome of an election, they are useful ammunition for rival parties. Plus, of course, they make for great television. 11. A party leader will shrug off a setback by saying "I love election campaigns, they're what politics is all about" Well, they can hardly say what they really feel. Although if they did ("Frankly, I'm gutted, this isn't what I was expecting and I feel like going home for a long cry") the novelty may win rather than lose them more sympathy. Finally, two to listen out for in the 24 hours before polling day: 12. Someone will call for the whole electoral process to be reformed, if not replaced Code for: "We've lost the election, but I'm blaming the system, not my party and definitely not myself." 13. Someone will say they are cautiously optimistic about their prospects for success but will wait for the voters' verdict Code for: "We've won the election, but I don't want to appear too smug. Not until I've got inside number 10, anyway."

^^ @ once read. and i once read that you were a nanny boy. naga daa ninyahow - kaftankaagu kafhiin ma leh e.

m-deey - calooshaydaan matelaayey GD - as i embarrassingly watched these two guys squabble - i thought of you and your friend juje - only i wished it was an online banter between friends. but you to have daamiin iyo dareen to have felt anything. JB - maxaan ku soo dhowaadaa? Norf - LOL@ holidays and somalis - is the only time when i can interect with them without work related issues.

At the International Maritime Organisation (IMO) offices today - there sat bunch of gaalos - rubbing their hands like pack of Haynes awaiting the proverbial sacrificial lamb. opposite them sat 2 lambs (representatives of PL and TFG), Wan/ram (SL representative) and nayl (me). Agenda: Funds, Training/courses, Coastguards, Pirates and plenty more. 2 hours meeting - 1 hour was take up by the lambs laying into each other like two rams head butting each other. Ooh the shame of it - you would have wished the ground would have swallowed you. "you only control 2 kilo-meteres and two goats - you know nothing about bunt land" - PL rep exclaims "you are part of the TFG - you have to listen to us" retorts the TFG minister. and so it went on and on - each looking to the gaalos when talking to the other as if thought they were complaining about each other to a judge. the SL minister seats there tumbling his thumbs with smirk on his face - that clearly reads: "look at this lot - we are not part of them" I know ALMOST doesn't count but - but I almost felt like defecting to the SL side - then I realised I couldn't take Qardho with me like Xabsade took LA with him.

@che Naftu waa maqnoow amase waa mahad ku noolow e Waa maanta saan ahay haddii mid u dhexeeyaaye "Nigga" haygu yeedhin mardanbe ninyahow waan ku digayaaye e Lily - keep smiling - waa aragtidaadiiye e.

Hello Lily - still smiling?

Originally posted by NinBrown: hadey gawso laheen see bey u ruugsadaan ina adeer. they should use dentures or in this case dictionary

Safar iyo socdaal iyo Subeyr, saan isku helnaaba Walee Ibtiyeey waxaanu nahay, laba adduun saaran

- Naagtii ganbada taabatee, gacanta loo maydhay - Ee galisay meeshii haddana, gabaygu sow ma aha?

Awal buu qaldamay shaah ninkii, koobabkow qoraye In qiyaamo loo sii ceshaa, ma ahan qaynuune Qalbiguu wax yeelaa markuu, qaar madow yahaye Qarka jooji maandhey hunguri, qaadan bay wada e

Soomaalina macnaa lagu yaqaan, meel ay joogtaba e Oo waa hiddaha noo macaan, malab siddiisiiye Mar kastana ma moogaano ee, wuu naga dhex muuqdaaye

^Ahlan Ibtisaam. Alxamdullilaah weli waad noshahay - caafimaad iyo socdaal sahlan - ku rajeyno.

Ahlan Boqorada - waxaan ka dhacay hadaqya sii jeeda! Juxa - maya mid labaad kuma dhaco.

Ninka yidhi wax baan gani anoo, Gol iyo Cayn jooga Ee yidhi badii Garacad baan, gudub u weydaarin Godka lagu cadaabyow muxuu, go'uhu been sheegay

Heeryada ninkii kugu raree, hoygii kaa bixiyey Iyo kii ku hoosaasiyaa, waa isla halkiiye War how kala habaynina dagaal, haayirkiyo tuuga

Beentiyo runtuba waa dhaw bay, kala baxaayaane Aan baxnaansho xaajada halkii, badhida loo saaro

do you sponsor somali weddings too?

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ I was watching the salaamaha program on Universal the other day. People phoned them from all over Europe and the UK. But then, this guy with a squeaky voice and very bad connection phoned to say hello to his friends and cousins (as usual) and said that he is phoning from "Gobol mamoleedka PL, MAGAALADA Qardho". yeah that proves Qardho is in league with developed countries - we have phone how have you being saxiib - how many times was qardho mentioned whislt i was away? Hello Juxa iska waran? i know about somali events - i am not sure what 'land' events are?

Damiin macalinkiisiyo isagii, ha is dacweeyeene Ninba dawgu leeyahay kolkii, dooda aan u dhawro Ardaygii da' loo yeedhiyee, diminta miim saaray Kol hadduu tacliin doonayayoo, deel xafidi waayey Garta haddaan la daahayn isaga, saw danbigu ma aha Bal intaas ruugsada!