Gheelle T - Maye ee Helsinki baa isu kaaya keentay Taleexi - Dantaasu maxay tahay? ka eegso jawaabta - haddii kale Taleex baan ka qaadi

‘(In the name of Allaah). O Allaah, I take refuge with you from all evil and evil-doers.’

Taleexi & Showqi - Ari booweyaal - miyaad haddeer Qardho u qaraabateen? Shaabad ma idinku dhuftaa sheegashadiina - illeyn Qardho meel la sheegto way istaahishaaye :D

OdaySomali;722797 wrote: fulaynimo? You wouldn't be trying to provoke me now would you? lool u made me laugh though; you defended qardho by saying it was worse than Guantanamo which is what you took offence to in the first place :D:D --- Nice views saalax. I said Qardho's prison is worse than Gauntanamo. Alas, i did not know your comprehension is at the same level as your geesinimo :D But you can have your odeynimo back - albeit it being tattered a bit Naga daa dee - haddaadan tuuladada noo sheegan - wuxuu one sided bay noqonneysaaye.

lol@Saldhiga Shaydank aka politics section. Malika you right - maybe we should read the duca for entering the toilet when we want go into the politics section.

It took me an hour and half to collect my daughter from school today because tall lanky Kenya decided to visit school opposite her school - all the parents and children are standing around as if though they never seen Kenyan before. Decided to go in the Masjid instead of standing around waiting for him to come out again and then went home. he is still in the there whilst we have three noise helicopters hover over us.

I heard she attempted the passage to Qardho and got lost in Khyber Pass? Any truth to this people? I might be able to organise expedition party to rescue her.

NGONGE;722748 wrote: ^^ I don't think dee. I don't even go looking for them, they just happen and I remember them. That's all. a wise man said once: 'a true master of tales is one who can spin something out of nothing' - lets hope you don't spice any events that happen to Dahabo with the myths about the goldfish

Kii reer Burco baa ka darna - but unfortunately he put too much salt on his story to even sound plausible

^^how about not only will terrorise and chase away potential tourists and investors from Buhoodle but i'll so thrown in to chase away potential aggressors from Burco? re - Qardho residents - of course they know - that is what they pay me for after all - they only want Qardhaawis to be the tourist and investors. apparently it is called protectionism.

nuune;722736 wrote: lol Sayid , ma saldhigeygi ayaa la soo galey, talking about Jinni, the past 2 nights, I was receiving Jinni guests, not in dreams, but in my house, glad I knew the food they eat, it would have being disaster to give them chicken, or beef, had to kill 4 squirrels in my nearby forest. LOL@Nuune and his ever exaggerated stories about jinns. you reminded of the somali exaggerating stories competition held annually in Burco although the reigning champion is from Qardho one of his winning entries was stories about him loosing a camel once and as he searched for his camel - he said he heard a noise and thought a lion was attacking his camel and ran toward the cries coming from over the hills. when he reached the place the cries were coming from - he realised it was duqsi being held down by thirthy men - whilst one of them was attempting to take a gos out of the duqsi

Valenteenah.;722749 wrote: I want to know Sayid, who made you Qardho's guardian? Who else other than Qardho itself? I can look after Buhoodle part -time if you want! - All that i ask in return is minyaaro preferably one as tough as Aaliyah

Malika;722743 wrote: Afternoon folks! Has anyone been terrorised in their home? I made a mistake to be a good samaritan to a neighbour, since then she has assumed am the SAMARITANs..urrgghh. You should never get involved beyond calling the police only ONCE - otherwise sidii aniga u dhacday - you'll have naked lady knocking your door saqdii dhexe with cries of Salaamu Calaykum iyo Help

Dumaashi waan ku salaamay adigana. waligay baa badarka waan diidi jidhay - kama helo sida loo magaciisa loo dhaho NGONGE;722737 wrote: Sayid, I know a man that knows a man that knows a big man that knows the top guy in the SL secret service. Who do you want topped up and how much are you offering? Ma ina Kaahin - kii SSC bah dishay - his brother once asked me to chair meeting for him, here in London. Alpha Blondy has more gutsy than him Ar naga daa - adigu dad ma kala taqaanide i want one af qalooshe arrested - price is right - place is tight - and piece is easy to get - but who is willing to do the bidding??

LOL@more stories - trust you to think anything else

That's more like Oday Saa moole - your apology is accepted. Odaynimadaadiina waa lagu soo celin once i have confirmation your fulaynimo is for real and Qardho charity houses have received the compensation albeit not liking the condition attached to it :D

when did you lot (ngonge + Ibti) already replied? i am that slow or are things moving t0o fast here lately? Lol@jiini arrest - i think that area is nuune forte and besides JB would have happily obliged if that was the case. No i want a human arrested - who is up for it??

Allow Dahabo noo daa - she sounds a smart girl. Ngonge - you should have at least volunteered to stay with her for the first hour of her first day in school to ensure some what smooth transition to school routine. something thing tells me - you are more looking forward to the stories than ensuring the little lady's smooth transition to school routine

@Alpha Blonde in his element

unlike you, i am not logged on here 24/7 with multiple usernames - Now unless you apologies forthwith in your next reply - i'll have you know - i can lock you up in Qardho's infamous prison (next time you set foot in Somali soil) - which in comparison will make your Guantanamo as if though it was the village of your birth i suggest you apologise and send the monetary compensation to one of Qardho charity houses :D

OdaySomali;721418 wrote: Why go to messy little qardho out of all places haha... I'd rather go to Guantanamo! haha just kidding sxb :D haha... I'd rather go to Guantanamo! ba'a ba'a - ma saasa tidhi - cimaamaddii baa manta ka dhacday - halkaan ka dib agtayda waxaad ka tahay Oday dhintay - unless of course you apologies immediately and pay compensation for uncalled insult

Salaamu Calaykum Alpha Blondy can you arrest someone in Hargaysa for me? JB's charges for this sort of service have gone up unnecessarily through the roof!

Leader: Ray "Captain Sensible" Burns Slogan: The Only Sensible Vote is the Protest Vote! Founded : 24 September 2006 Headquarters: 9 Newtown, Honley, Holmfirth, HD9 6PG Ideology: Direct democracy & Protest vote Political position: Left, right, centre and everywhere inbetween Official colours: Red and Black Website: www.theblahparty.co.uk "I always wanted to put a brick through the TV when I saw Blair pop his head up. It's quite easy to write lyrics when politicians are so corrupt. I had to start my own political party I was so angry. I called it the Blah Party. It was 50 per cent joke, 50 per cent serious but was my way of dealing with it."

Norf: My respectful friend, please accept my sincere apologies for my lack reply to your response. Although i have penned a reply i don't want to post it here. All of you: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah for ibti alone: yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada

*Ibtisam;721946 wrote: ^^^Thats only because you are a foreigner and dont understand Somali Go figure! Alxamdullilaah at least you did not call me an Ethiopian who only speaks Somali