^^^ i guess they never know - nor will they ever have to find out who is firing blanks (impotent)

<<< :rolleyes: checking around!! is it okay to come back now Ibti & CL - have you lot watched the bbc programme 'tribal wives' - the kalahari tribe or some nambian tribe they followed for a while. the women there were players - talking about- their husbands wouldn't think much of them if they didn't cheat with younger man. :confused:

Originally posted by Malika: Sayid,can you come see us pronto!!.Ngonge,CL and I need to have a word with you. Please bring your CV and two marqaati whom will swear on their lives for you.. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Runs out screaming!!! what the ......... is going on here - is it honey trap? Edit- Ibti - i could really do with the bodyguards , but i'll need more than two i am wanted man now!!!

everything ready for royal highness arrival, Lol@ bodyguards - after all this is Brixton you coming to - be sure to hold you hand bag tight as you come out of the underground. lily - not writing anything down is good sign, because they only write down mistakes. Now are you ready to drive only? - thats the question

Mabruuk Lily - drive safe now!!! Ahlan Ibti - how are you today? hopefully we'll see you today.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^^ She's above you, mate. And the other one just arrived ,,, Lol @^^ i didn't know the minyara business was an online version. all talk and no action me thinks. a real minyara would keep you guys off the NET

^^^Apart from the usual suspects!!! have you two (ngonge & JB) not found your Minyaras yet?

Lol, ibti - i hear conscripts are the best workers!! is that not true? i am sure you would have been an excellent recruiting sergeant.

tell them their Somalinimo and manhood are at stake here!!! like the qabiil card it might work.

i am back now!!! Ibti if this was race, girls would be way out front and the guys would be dropping like flies out of embarassement. thank God is not race!!

is going well - let see how many turn up on monday. i haven't received any replies to my email i sent out yesterday (you need not reply as you have already done so) 34 and counting

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: Serious Note: If you are interested in this project, Please ensure you express you interest through direct email to me on sayidsomal@hotmail.com In Response to the *Blessed one question; my preference is as follows An Educated (minimum: college course certificate)Somali (male/female)living in london Age range 18-25 year olds (reason: it is hoped and proven that pupils in primary and secondary schools relate to and respect this age group) Dedicated, trustworthy and non judgemental More importantly passioned about helping their fellow Somali at risk of underachieving by being a role model for them I had hoped the 'Undergraduates' would encompass all the above qualities, hence my call for them. Any one else who meet the above creteria , please get in touch with me also the schools i work with like the idea of having someone going to university to inspire their pupils into going to university too As for Marx - whether old/new or Maxar (stored) prunes - as long as the person meets the above conditions they are welcome to approach me THE DEADLINE FOR RESPONSES IS FRIDAY 8TH AUGUST MANY THANKS TO THOSE WHO ALREADY EMAILED ME LAST CALL!!!

actually we had jewish socialist with us in the team, but then again he wasn't religious, just used jewish as ethnicity and he was against everthing the israel state stood for and the zionist who built it. all i saw of the jewish people there was the soldiers on every corner and some of these orthodox jewish, who when outside of Juresalam were armed.

The humility and kindness is over whelming. tell me about it!! you have thought that the yahuudis would have been humbled by their so called experience. but it is like it turn them into a merciless creatures of the night.

be prepared to cry a lot!!! when they start telling your about their lives. i don't want to go back there unless i have something to give to people this time. i felt some bad walaalahi, they were offering us everything even though they didn't have much and when you refuse they looked at you weirdly and then you even feel more worse for making their face turn like that. Gaza must be hell hole to live in under these conditions. the only way i could consolidate myself with what i saw was to say to myself they are go Janah, insha'Allah.

sick and heresy comes to mind!!!

have you been or ever thought about going there and taking the protest to them?

review?? - never did one. nor do i want to do one - i still have the images of what i saw in my head and the personal stories. it is heart wrenching

Occupied Jerusalem.

Allah's guidance is good enought reward for them Ibti. they would love to killed them, if they think there would be no outcry from the americans. in 2005 i went with a teachers group, they kept me at the airport for over 3 hours, although i was not the only muslim, they signalled me out because i didn't have my teachers qualifications. they only let me go after the group was with wouldn't leave without me.

Israeles hate the Europeans, i would't be suprised if they put them in that big jail and keep them there with the palestenians. may Allah reward them for their dids, whatever their intentions.

^^Allah ha ku cafiyo and all of us!! Amiin! Illah Ba Weyn oo Waaxid Ah.

ma inaa heebel baad tahey for years, finally said dee haada maaxad eheid, ciidi kasta diidehy! i love my people - they are the best in the world. lakin i hate when they try to be diplomatically smart by asking you which part (city) of somalia you from, when they only to know what clan you are. i just say i was not born there and never have been, then comes the question "what about your parents?" but i still love them for the inquestiveness

Lol Ibti that's it i want the actually tea lady back. your just like the somali waiters they don't know what customer service is. there was this restaurant owner in my village, who kept seeing this customer he doesn't know eating at his restaurant every day. the owner got suspicious on this guy and throw him out , barred him from ever returning to the restaurant whilst saying "waxba mesha ka fahantay, so maha , war bax jajusyohow”

and cadeys please!!!