A wife said desperately to her husband: "Hello Honey!! Where are u??" The Husband answered confidently: "What!! Where am I???...In the office of course!!" Wife: "Are you sure you are at work???" Husband: "Why, did something happen???" (See below) THIS MAN WORKS IN THAT BURNING BUILDING

My somali is none of your shaaqo as a teacher - waa shaqadayda and it is spelled as Shaqo. Shaaqo means female servant/worker whilst we await for your husbands return - buug iyo qalin soo qado

Originally posted by *Blessed: Salaams, Jimce wanaagsan.. Sayid dagaal baa wadaa walee.. Anyway, you're wasting your time with labadaas. Me and Ibti are from a quirky little Northern tribe where the garta and the leading is done by the ladies... Talk to me. Maxay, Ibtilo kugu samaysay? Anigu rer bari ban ahay - hablaha lama gurgurto - keena raga idinka masuul ah. Waax laag deegisanyo ma leeh since you are aqlaaqadan . Adgia Xaal soo keen first. af soomaaliga soo baro horta!!

My dearest replier - You are walking contradictions in terms – half the things you said did not relate to what I wrote – the rest were spot on and couldn’t agree more with, but were based on wrong assumptions about me, perhaps I haven’t made myself clear. You said We are scholars, we are doctors, we are hedge fund managers, we are ceo's of big corporations, we are head of state's. You are preaching to the converted here. Tell that to those who see women as either “minweyn or minyaro” apart from their relatives. One thing I agree with more than anything with my dearest replier is “that I am born of great woman’ probably the best human being alive at the moment (if it wasn’t against my religion, I’ll probably worshipping her). However, I don’t have attitude – I have aptitude for finding solutions to the problems rather than moaning about it without coming up with any solutions. To all other replies: On a serious note – whilst I accept the first part of my dream is unrealistic and probably unachievable – the aftermath part- especially my ‘The Five Formula’ system of governing, I am dead serious about it and I know that I haven’t done any justice by just bubbling about incoherently in here. Perhaps those of you who are English laureates or preferable the Af-mishaar of the soomaali language can pu Geel-Jire –wont’ they have their hands full? Loyalty is the reasoning behind it, if they weren’t loyal to their wife – I don’t expect them to be loyal to their country. Jb- your dream looks like a nightmare!!! Ibti – you are nightmare!!!

Originally posted by NGONGE: This is fighting talk. Bal sug until JB comes. No gogol for you. WE are going to beat you up. Sug ban ku edhi. Sug until JB comes. [/QB] and then come this... jc manogu yerra ..banooni camal halagu ciyaari Sayid somali My question is, should I call him? When? How soon? :mad: :mad: Bloody Qaldans - you called them into long established traditional method of sorting out disputes and complaints and this is what they come back with It is Friday JB won't be back till Sunday. is he with the Minweyn? at least you know where your husband is!! i suggest you call him and get him in here

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka: Literal Translation of Sayid's message: "You better not look for shame from a man who witnessed the night you were conceived, who also grew grey hairs and knows your INSIDE and outside". Will it do Sayid? why is the 'inside' in capitals?

Nuune, Cabdiyo, A&T - All will be revealed later - come to the Xeer as witnesses!!

Ngonge - are you getting away from your responsibility to your online daughter now? i am still waiting for her online husband? the gogol is ready - let me know when you two are ready. warning: if you don't take responsibility for her now - don't cry out foul later "gabadhii ba layga fara xumeyay" even she admits you are her online "father". so take responsibility!!! PS. adiga kulama hadlayo ila an arko - your husband and father. War Hoy Jog!!

^^is Ngonge not your adopted father figure and are you not JB's minyaro?

NG - 'JB's day off' i don't buy it - get him in here NOW!!! - i have very serious Ashtako. Ibti - Nin calool'galkaagi oga, hadanse cirobay oo sir iyo caad ku yaqan lagama ceeb doono. would someone, please translate this warning for her, i don't want her to misunderstand and ignore the warning.

Good Morning Everyone! Except you ^^^^ (edit: this guy/girl? posted before me - those arrows were aimed at the poster above unknown) where is jb & ngonge - i have complaint to make - inteey ka imanayan - xeer ban gogol u sii dhiganayaa.

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NOOOOO! - No Way!! -Never - it against the law!! However it does involve sieving off (or stealing if you like) couple/few billion dollars from the ‘International Community’ (read multinational ‘fat cats’ companies and their cheerleading nations) :cool:

^^ dreams have habits of manisfesting itself in reality - where there is will - there is a way!!. NGonge - you haven't read or heard how i am going to do this - there is a plan.

^^ in jail with the jailbird(JB)

^^^may be you can't see what is there - only what you want to see. are you saying the leaders are the only inhabitants of these fake lands

LOL @ Money and Dhubad - my sentiments exactly!!! why can't they have somali acronyms?? we wouldn't the piss then -would we? Jacjacle - joogi jacjacda:D

^^^LOL is that what that was for? and i there was thinking waa lay tashaday :cool:

thanks for the welcomes and construictive criticism!!! Pick a side and start slinging away some dirt at dhinacaad rabtid-- it's the only Somali thing to do in here bro lol - i have picked a side - my side! and by the time i am done - everyone will be dirty mud sticks - and i am slinging nothing else. ma ninkan leh reer Bugland oo dhan iyo reer Somaliland oo dhan baan madhinayaa baad wax ka dhegeysanaysaan ,,, Yuu rabaa inuu dejiyo dhulkaas marka ??? JB- first i didn't say anything about the Somali land - however sadland and bugland both have to go - not the people mind you - just couple your friends (riyaale & waadhaqaqday) and your enemies (madobe but called cade & mouth tree) etc etc. :cool: BG - thanks for the popcorn! it will be hard to duck from slinging whilst eating the popcorn, but i'll watch from distance. Warmonger - becareful i might have to test my dream on you online Saaxiib fikirkagua qaybo kamid ah ma xuma inkasto buunbuunisay, hadana , dhulkii lagu beeri;ahaa lama hayo. Wakhti baa inoo dhiman,Somali ma bislo ma bisla kulaha - they are over cooked by these warlord chefs - you want to wait untill they are ripe? you mean.

Good Noon Trollers Ibti also says hello from here

^^^lol - the guy can stire up emotions eh?

SSDF – Sisoco Sosoco Didnay Faranta (somali salvation democratic front) SNM – Soomaalida Neceb Midnimada (somali national movement) USC – Ururkii Soomaaliya Cebeyay (united somali congress) USP – Ururkii Soomaaliya Pililiqaystay (united somali part) Compare these English acronyms with their somali versions. More to come

This section of SOL has become synonymous with underhand clan warfare, between representatives of ‘dabadhhilliffs’, “secessionists”, “al seeflaboods”, ‘clan courts’ ‘chearleaders’ ‘buglanders’ and some other ‘landers” (just about every clan in Somalia). I tried staying away from this section, unless I have something to contribute. Well today I thought I share my dream for Somalia with you. I had this dream about ten years ago, since then I day dream about, improving a little here there. In the style of the famous I Have A Dream speech by Mr L King , here it goes; I have dream that one day, o we will call another reconciliation conference with usual promises of money and transport and lavish food provided, however this time to make it different we will hold it in Somalia under a massive acacia tree with lots of strong branches. o On the first day when everyone arrives, all the warlords and I mean all(no exceptions) will be rounded up and given each ten minutes to say anything they want to say (confessions, denials, begging) and then hanged from the tree branches. Once they are dead their heads chopped off and sent attached to spike back to their village. o All so called elders (again no exception) are exiled into one of our islands with no other inhabitants other than them. o ‘Clan Courts’ since they had the decency to name themselves after court- all are arrested and judged for any crimes they committed, if found guilty, death sentence by hanging (I should note here IndhaGudud and co will be amongst the warlords) o Bug and Sad landers leaders - arrested and judged if found guilty the death penalty, if found innocent exiled like the elders. The Aftermath: Somalia united under Islam – The Islamic Republic of Greater Somalia is born. “The Five Formula” a system of administration and management is put in place, which is not allowed to contravene the spirit of the qur’an and hadith. Five men (one from each clan family) are chosen on the following condition over 50. Qur’an hafis, worldly educated, married to only one woman and he is Islamic jurist and must have not taken part in the turmoil that happened. If the clan can’t find one amongst them they can rent one from any other clan or other muslim countries. These men will act as the highest court of the country solving political quagmire and last appeals for convicted criminals. No one will be allowed to stand for public office by their own accords. Rather independent election commission, which changes ever 25 years are entrusted with picking someone from the public, business, political parties that would make good leader. The election commission picks maximum of five potentials and lets the public decide which one they want. Two parliaments and two cabinet offices = one composed of men and the other composed of woman. Bills to become law will require 2/3 majority. 25 cabinet ministers maximum: 12 be women; ministerial offices like the home office, family, health and education exclusively women ministers only (they can job share if they have to) the rest go to men. Only men can be head of state. Only five political parties allowed. MP chosen through party membership, no one is allowed to say veto for me, unless selected by the party committee. NFD, Western Somalia, Djoubiti – only when the systems works and has been doing so for fifty years can we engage with returning this land through peaceful means.

According to known1 - unknown1 is male. i can now see stoic shuddering - yakh & yaq

Sayid maarab gidaar jeex come again?