oo xaajixunjuf'ka kumuu yahay??

alright! alright! keep your shoes on! apparently there are three types of women: 1. kula kacdo 2. kuu kacdo 3. kaadi u kacdo i want to know which one of these categories do the SOL ladies fall into??? *ducks from the first shoe thrown*

^^^Loool@colna maha, nabadna ma leh. that woman put a spell on me (nina simone style), every time i am wanna Cay (read in soomaali too)her, i am compelled to tone it down. cajiib!! does anyone know how i can break her spell on me.

she is crazy! - i don't doubt myself, i just have doubts about you

^^^LOOOL - are you police here? are men allowed in this section horta?, i was suprised that there was no password to enter here. BTW, i still have my orginal question to ask.

on the 4th november, somaliaonline is going to have an election for new Somaliaonline president and vice president. this is your opportunity to nominate running mates for these roles. The only condition for the Somaliaonline President is he or she must [*]not be clanist. and by the way you can't nominate yourself. FYI: Clanist are the ones who have strong loyalty to one's own clan, party, or group regardless of wrong or right. consequently they lack courage - my definition of courage is doing rigth when everyone around you is doing wrong. The top five nominees would have a thread ballot created for them on 1st of november and will close on 4th of november. the job of the choosen ones will be to run a commentary on the issues that face somalis today in every corner of the world and come with solutions as well as guide the nomads on SOL about current policital situation on Horn of Africa. they will also be allowed to have a cabinet consisting of five(5) people, in which the president will decide what portfolio they should hold. i will kick start the campain and i nominate Xiinfaniin for president Abtigiis & Tolka for vice president good luck

Can i come in??? but, i have question!

^^that is what i have said - what are you saying She?

JB- war saqajaanimada kugu ma ogoon e gormaad saan noqotay? i know lots of "the girl next door" - which one have you met? and what did she tell you about my fingers???

^^We don't serve people who are constantly fasting re tickets - waa layga faramaroogiyay - it seems now i am paying for someone else, they fly out on wednesday. re banks - natwest is owned by the Royal bank of scotland - they are sinking ship, jumb overboard!! Lloyds tbs - is the one to bank with barclays is begging the chineese and all the wealthy sovereign funds - reason why they are not asking for bail out from the gov is apparently due to the fact that they think the paperwork will be to much and will expose their corrupt practises to the world. there are certain institutions/businessess that i don't support and barclays is up there with m&s and the likes.

NOW! - WHO WANTS TEA?? OR ANYTHING HOT - WAR DEE SHAAH BEY RABAAN - EE LA SOO DHAQSO

welcome back paragon - what had you been dreaming about during your absence? re Adams dream - war ninyahow armaad riyadeydii iga xaday? i day dream about the same thing every day; playing every scenario of proud moments in somalis future, i day dream even about the minuscule things from how the first goal in the world is scored by the somalis 'a record breaker' to the when they will dictate what is good and bad in the world 'the sole superpower'. I HAVE DREAM - THAT ONE DAY MY DREAM WILL COME TRUE - INSHA'ALLAH

u 2

oh no, you forgot the fact that you need somali man to straighten you and put some sense into you so that you will never forget the

^so come to lambeth, westminister is over rated

It is impossible. The man likes to fight like an insurgent. Conventional war is not his forte. You fire at him and like the Liberation Tigers of Tamil ealan, female zealots fire back. Dirty war. The sad part is human rights organisations denounce me, later, for killing innocent civillains mainly children and women! LOOOOOOOOL@female zealots - hence my advice to you earlier - you and xiin should have your own batlle thread - your respective backers (in your case Ngonge & Jaceylbaro and xiin's case all the zealot females) should only be allowed to either say LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL as sign of clapping for who ever scores the points. remeber though you are not allowed to respond to their clapping, or pace up down the forum like that short hand mc'Kan calling out "my friends". War kii xumaa ee JB ahaa xaguu u kacay? Xalaybu hababo ka dhacay hadaqya sii jeeda

enuun haygu bilaabin! Sheh, what is wrong with mama or ukhti???? they are noble nouns.

May Allah give your family member speedy recovery and make the burden easier for you all.

oh not you too - horta what is in dubai apart from fat arabs and over worked asians and the heat with AK47??? really what is soo appealing there - just come to lambeth and i promise you people, you will get better than you were looking for. p.s. has every got the same symptoms as ngonge and che - when it comes to my name???

who the hell are you guys ^^^ing?? :confused: lol@'just might not get it' - i actually misread it as "you might get it" p.s in lambeth we put our money where our mouth is Kerching!!

^^^Sheherazade the name is Sayid. however, you may call me "Sayidkayga"

^^1/5 = hideously bald

Originally posted by NGONGE: What entrenched beliefs do YOU have and what would change YOUR mind about them? i am absolutely convinced that You (Ngonge) are Bald and i would only change my mind, when you a) learn to spell my name correctly b) accept that i am your Sayidka c) try my hairgrowing products d) show us the results in SOL

Originally posted by Ms DD: What is happening? who had the a baby? who had qudbo-siro wedding?, who has been cheated on? Nothing much Nuune Ngonge Ibti

warya waadigaan qubaysanaya - aaway shaqadaan ku dirsaday? LOOOOOOOOL@shower IN the office - so your office is a showerroom, and i bet shower's waterfall generates the electricity for your computer??