^^^^do you see the unguarded goal horta?? - don't deny it - i know you do. but why aren't you taking the penalty?? stop wishing and shoot man

The begining of a relationship, why is it always so exciting? - no i can't - i let you escape today Ms DDeey - or perhaps i should pm Ngonge since he is fond of scoring penalties in open goal :cool:

Cabdiyo - there are no questions - if you are refering to the Oraahda - i am sure you understand - i still don't see you woot. Koolkat - xalaybaan ku arkay adigoo Adinsoone afka ka xooraynaya Malika Miskiin - haye? horta tan su'aal miyaa?

Pick one and i will tell you the meaning - but please not the last one - i am hoping you are in the first category - but will also settle for the second

Xageee?

maxaan soomaali ku qoraa??

Hey You two (DD&NGO) read the rules - no self nominations (known to warlords) and no clanist (especially one who would put you in jail first) yours sincerely Sayidka self appointed Chair of Election Commission :cool:

LOL and you carry those things around all the time huh?? trust you'll lose them in week.

Maybe - i shall post the catogeries as a POLL that way all it will be anonymous - when you choose which category you are in....

Equal opportunities kulaha - does that equal opportunity extend to that old man i decsribed before??? Ngonge - have you heard of the joke about the blonde who whilst joking in the park decided to do some stretches on the bench in front of three muslim men; saudi, somali & syrian. Saudi: lower his gaze and says: "Istakhfuranllah!" Syrian: covers his face with his hand but the fingers are extended apart and he shouts: "subxaanallah" Somali: his jaws drop and his eyes jump out of his face and he mumbles "Alxamdullilaah" whilst he salivates. was that you - since you hang around with arabs so much??

vote and i'll tell you

^^waxba ha kala hayn - isku siida - hays cuneen.

Iska Jir kuwaas Aids bey qabaan

Did you have to scream? That's why I HATE England because I was told the overwhelming majority of Somalis are suffering from Buufis mixed with depression and stress and by judging your deafening screams I would say...Yep. WARYA BOOOB - WARYA! SHAQO MA RABTAA?? YAAA? WHAT?? BUUFIS? KAASI BOOS BANAN MA AHA - WAXAAD DORATAA "SARKALKA DUMAR XAGXAGASHO-BILAA SHAQOLA AN" - OKEEY?? LACAGTAA?? TAAS DUMARKA WEYDII!! on serious side - have anybody applied for any of the jobs yet???

^^is that plea for the position of Grand Mufti - so you can issues fatwas all day???

^^^^Ngonge - did you had the ask the dummy named Annie - "Annie are you ok, are u ok - or have you been hit by smooth criminal?" BTW- the only thing you are most likely to snog (CPR to most of you) is a shisha smoking 50 yeard, who hadn't brushed his teeth for the last 35 years of his life and is having a heart attack from Sheh & Ibti' rejection. good luck with it Ngonge - just do let him die on you whilst you are snogging him - if that happens death will enter you

Are the following statements true or false with regards to the precarious life/situations that the Horn of Africa peninsula finds itself in now & again. BTW - SB stands fro Sticky Bun

Enuun: Akric Igug - Anaklacaalac alagi gat malaxyahow

Hello my sweet luvn sugar coated choco mallow milky shaky honey dipped chiz meltin orange juicy mozzarella pepperoni spicy icy friend, how r U? Akh - the man has strange taste - if she was all that she must taste disgusting

Ilax - the problem of having many communities is it obviously shows the disunity amongs our people - each community association is in competition with the other rather than working together for the same purpose. but what is even worse is they don't realise that they are countering one another - why all these?? in my opion it is all down to lack of trust which seems to be prevailent particularly in our community.

Maalas elpoep, olleh Masitbi & Egnogn axaam al yageehs???

The following are unsolicited text messages received by women from nagerian men: Call me, I love you When you see d sun shine, dats me smiling at u. When d bird chirps dats me singing softly to your ear. If d clouds should release a few drops those r my tears bcos I'm missing you &when u feel d wind blow, dats my sweet breath whispering I love you. please reply Hello my sweet luvn sugar coated choco mallow milky shaky honey dipped chiz meltin orange juicy mozzarella pepperoni spicy icy friend, how r U? Good morning. I just woke up from a dream that I am in an aircraft and someone like you is in the cock pit. A U a pilot pls? How I wish I cud hold u so close 2myself.. caress your feminin body during ds drizzlin. Bet u r goin to luv it hun!! Hop ur enjoyin ur sleep. I KIA! Pls I say open the door to you heart for me to come in, I promise from dat day dat we meet till d end I will always make you smile. I really love you.reply...cheers link

^^even worse! - trust americans - they made it the shortest month in the calender; the black history month. i think black history should be just taught at one particular month at all - it should be impended in the curriculum across the spectrem. Also the same for Islam and Asian history is well. Malika - re your first paragraph comments - they are so true. re second paragrahp - speak for yourself and Bag Of Bones - i the son of somalia do not have master - i am the master and i don't answer to no one except Allah.

Just as there were 'good isbaaros' in somalia. i know there are good community associations that are in the west. but by far the ones who are simple put up as begging bowl outnumber the good ones 10:1 (no statistics - just hypothesis ). My experiences of these so called communities association are; they are mostly family run and seem to serve one sub clan and mostly operate on the dungy black room on the back of internet cafe. To make the matter worse they don’t do more than the basic form filling for the **** and couple calls to the housing departments once in blue moon for one of their relatives. Frankly I am appalled to say the least, to see people who are well capable and educated, reduced to such state. not by factors out of their control but by factors of their own making. How would you lot explain having 16 “Somali Community associations” in an area of 1 mile radius?? Do any of you nomads in here know what I am talking about?? Do you have any experience of going into these associations for help – how did you find them?? What is your take on why they are all seem to be limiting themselves to form fillings – where are there so many? Why aren’t they involved in the political and social spheres of the countries they reside in???

all the best.