insomnia iyo waxaan duulaya - horta muxuu/mexeey yihiin/tahay respectively???

subax w/s sxb. oo sanadka gaalada miyaad isticmesha??? ya duushay??

How about this for a solution: take - Protocol, Oodweyne, Dhulqarayn, Redsea and Africaown - and make them face the shooting squad. :cool: would that be any good - or would someone from the south say - "oh no! all hell break loose - there is not a single one among them from the south - why should they get this special treatment??"

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and these ayas filled my heart with happiness - enjoy! 19) Now as for him whose record shall be placed in his right hand, he will exclaim: "Come you all!" Read this my record! (20) Behold, I did know that [one day] I would have to face my account! (21) And so he will find himself in a happy state of life, (22) in a lofty paradise, (23) with its fruits within easy reach. (24) [And all who are thus blest will be told:] "Eat and drink with good cheer in return for all [the good deeds] that you have sent ahead in days gone by

I heard variations of the same 'accent' stories - what 'accent' stories? if re kiss vs. keys??? - as Allah is my witness i was there when it happened and it was no joke - we laughed about it afterwards.

Originally posted by sailor: hi everybody am new into here, will ya say hello to me, tut tut - and you call yourself a sailor? imagine a sailor walking into a place blurbing that out - do i need to tell you what will happen to him welcome aboard

^^^that is all it takes :mad: - cheaps shot nevertheless. Originally posted by AAliyah416: ducaysane wa la dalacay..aniga wax qabaya this reminded me of a somali 'blonde story' moment - re father saying to his daughter - "don't ever let a man get on top of you" well, the moment her father adviced against came and girl remembered her fathers advice - so she told the xariif - where to go - cos her father told her - no man should ever get on top of her - the xariif replied - "you get on top then" the girl proudly told her father - how she adhered to his advice and got on the top of the xariif

^^^sounding like and it being - are as far different as kiss and keys.

^^ ma aragtay!

i have not made up either of them - however belief what you want.

My Definitions: 1. cuqdad masculine noun: having little capacity 2. cuqdad feminine noun: complex, phobia, psychological problem; suspicions 3. cuqdadee verb: cause someone to have phobias, inject fear into 4. cuqdadlow masculine noun: one who suffers phobias and complexes i think i have the third one

^^^ :rolleyes: it reminded of another one while back - i was there for this one - when one of the Albanian boys asked a female teacher - "miss - give me a kiss" - the teacher replied - "no! - i will give you a kick" - that didn't register - so he repeated again "miss - please give me the kiss" and then followed it up - "my bag is in there" then i realised he was asking for KEYS

Yesterday, this teaching assistant came to me complaing about poor little farah; straight from somalia. It was his firt week in the school. Apparently she was assessing his literacy skills with one of those Peter & Jane reading books. the book read: Peter was looking for Jane. when it came to reading these lines, little farah, nervously laughed and looked at the teacher and then back at text. seeing that he was hesitating, the teacher commands: "read on" Little Farah: pointing to the text whilst laughing, exclaims "this fcuk!" Teacher gobsmacked: "that is rude word, don't say that". shen then terminates the assessment and stormes into my room, complaining "these children only learn swear words" and little farah "called this book the F word." when i realised what transpired and i explained to little farah - the differences between phonetics based Af Soomaali and morphology of the English language - his reply was: ee xey a'da ugu bedeli waayeen o - si loogu akhriyo "woz"

i have theory - i think you are the illegitimate child of Somali soldier and Abyssinian mother, I don’t know whether your conception was by force (rape) or by mutual consent between your parents. But I am of the opinion that this illegitimacy has caused you great deal of physiological pain and suffering. Consequently this has lead you to wonder around the cyber world (particularly Somali owned websites) seeking some sort of relief from the pain by insulting and trying to offend Somalis. What has lead me to this conclusion you might ask – in psychology – humans are known to give clues to their state of mind, by body language, tone, language used etc – all this thru inveterately actions and sayings. Example You choose the Somalia1 – this signifies something – could be a name that you’re called as child – which in your mothers tongue is reprehensible – perhaps standing for the one from Somalia by force. You refused to say when you were born – perhaps it concedes with the year the war that you are obsessed with happened. You say – you have Somali girlfriend – perhaps you would like one – as some sort of revenge for what happened to your mother. The list goes on ……….. btw - if what saying is true - reply - and then go and see a doctor.

Originally posted by Hayam: Sayid...why do you have the need to exgarate? Be honest and tell us what you really said! No one in their right mind will speak like that. Walahi some folks and their SOL alter-egos. Honestly this is what i said to him: what your comments show - is ignorance and condescending attitude propagated by Zionist machinery, - i am prepelexed as to how you came to be a head of a unit dedicated to the imbetterment of ethnic minorities and yet hold those bigoted beliefs about their countries of origin. - as for somalia - fyi - know this - at least no one else lays claim to their land - nor have they stoled from any else by the barrel of the gun" however i did omit his reply to a meager one line and filled with yada yadi and bla bla when infact he did go on a bit about working in tower hamlets and it being accepted fact that somalia is failed state and it is split into many fiefdoms etc etc. as for what you think of me - well lets wait and meet one day before you pass a judgedment on me and my alter ego - those who know me best will tell you otherwise. case rest - lucky for you i am in good mood to reply to you today in orderly fashion - be thankful to ALLah....

^^when were you born - just the month and the year will do..

maybe i should put condition for coming with solutions - to avoid unislamic solutions - like one above. all the solutions must adhere to islamic practise. must not violate the common islamic law and understanding dictated in the qur'an. for example no suggestions of disunity (fyi-u can have unity without being one) what is soo wrong with having one clan ruling all of somalia - so long as they are equal in their administration? can there ever be a one person who just is not a clanist among somalis?? how about this for an idea - each clan gather in one place and must choose a person NOT FROM their clan (it can be ajneebi or maryooley) to represent their interest, ensuring their rights are not undermined or ignored (as they all like to complain about), whilst at the same time ensuring access for all and eaqulity between all the clans. now who is against this idea???

maybe i should put condition for coming with solutions - to avoid unislamic solutions - like one above. all the solutions must adhere to islamic practise. must not violate the common islamic law and understanding dictated in the qur'an. for example no suggestions of disunity (fyi-u can have unity without being one) what is soo wrong with having one clan ruling all of somalia - so long as they are equal in their administration? can there ever be a one person who just is not a clanist among somalis??

^^dhoolacadeyn is not a solution - althought according to our prophet Mohamed (SCW) it is a charity. so here take one and half.

Ilaahay ha loo noqdo - 90% xariga Illahay kama teggin Hala towbad keeno - 90% dembi ma gelin Hala is cafiyo - 90% waxaay sugayan in la waydistoh. as for the 10% i agree with your solution.

nuune u bilaa solution yahow!

Dhulqarnayn - saaxiib - i must congratulate on your solution finding excercise - i also must say that you did indeed beat these two 'secessionists' by posting a solution. however, i feel obilaged to tell you - your solution was lost to them - as soon as you started to insult them. i bet Redsea never even read as far the bit about him doing the Dacwa - and even if he did - because of all the innuendos and dis here and there - he probably thought you were asking him to verbally abuse his clansmen - consequently he won't heed the message. Solution - do all what you did without a curse or disdain for 'seccessionist'. thanks Sayid

moi - overreaction??? - expected??? really? explain yourself Mr Gonge!

you have reminded me - when i started this job - this yahuudi guy was an interim manager of the team i work for - we where discussing about things when he suddenly blurted: "Somalia is not really a proper country is it?" i was shocked - i stared at him - for a minute - he suddenly felt the urge to explain himself - saying: "i don't mean anything offensive by it - what i meant is - uh ..., uh .... there is no goverment what they called failed state" to put him out of his misery i replied - in most composed way possible: "what your comments show - is ignorance and condescending attitude propagated by Zionist machinery, - i am prepelexed as to how you came to be a head of a unit dedicated to the imbetterment of ethnic minorities and yet hold those bigoted beliefs about their countries of origin. - as for somalia - fyi - know this - at least no one else lays claim to their land - nor have they stoled from any else by the barrel of the gun" - lets say it was his turn to be gobsmacked. yabbing about - he is not from isreal etc etc and he was sorry if he offended me and that he meant nothing by it bla bla - ne never spoke to me again nor did i. he left after 1 month.