bloody singleton - now look what you done! adiga kalay afka isku dhufanee; where is that report?? @naag waalan

LOOOOOOOOL few people woke up from the deep slumber "WHAT DID YOU SAY??" do people only fast from food now days??? P.s. Salaams to Akhyaarta sharafta leh: Ms DD, Nuune, Che, fufu-koron like camel and gets high on cholocate Ibtisaam. Apologies to the unmarried ones.

*Yawns* xaa la sheegay daddow? yaa gaajo/kacsi hayaa/haysaa

Have you read and examined the Quran fully?? Yeah, but i see that you have NOT. Originally posted by Somali09: I am curious, why the Big Bang never mentioned in the Quran (or any other holy book)? in response to the above: Do the unbelievers not realize that the heavens and the earth used to be one solid mass that we exploded into existence? And from water we made all living things. Would they believe? (The Qur'an 21:30) i guess they don't believe! He created seven universes in layers. You do not see any imperfection in the creation by the Most Gracious. Keep looking; do you see any flaw? Look again and again; your eyes will come back stumped and conquered. (The Qur'an 67:34) i guess this for only those with sight or "men of understanding" God's ultimate power and the atom concept: You do not get into any situation, nor do you recite any Qur'an, nor do you do anything, without us being witnesses thereof as you do it. Not even an atom's weight is out of your Lord's control, be it in the heavens or the earth. Nor is there anything smaller than an atom, or larger, that is not recorded in a profound record. (The Qur'an 10:61) Geological Fact: When you look at the mountains, you think that they are standing still. But they are moving, like the clouds. Such is the manufacture of GOD, Who perfected everything. He is fully Cognizant of everything you do. The creation of human beings (The first revelation - The Embryo): Read in the name of your Sustainer, Who has created man out of a germ-cell!Read, for your Sustainer is the most Bountiful One, Who has taught man the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know ! Nay, verily, man becomes grossly overweening whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for, behold, unto your Sustainer all must return. (The Qur'an 96:1-8) Nay, verily, man becomes grossly overweening whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: ^i guess that sums up what you are all about.

*YAWNS, Eyes Wide Shut* going home done enough work for today.

mataaq ii heesa... matag miyaa ku heesay?? lalabna ma kugu riday? you just desert for posting this topic on people who are fasting. Nuune - jiinka u soo dhaamiya.

Ibti - that is why i am not going to reply to her - you'll have to reply to her today as result of elementary mistake despite me clearly stating in my introduction no political map lines. and what is qhardo?? - you better not be mutilated that famous qardho with the many factories and wonderfully balanced sons unlike that burkinjo called Burco burcad where its sons are the likes of Ngonge and has not even one factory Juxa - they are based Walthamstow and they call themselves universal. wonderful!

yaa qardho soo qaaday?? waakas mar dambe war igama maqleysaan also i better not see anymore sl either. Juxa - where is universe based?

Hambalyo, Mabruuk & Congratulations to NinBrown. Insha'Allah wiilkaagu ha noqodo kii diintiisa, dadkiisa, iyo dalkiisa anfaca, waalidkiisanah u dhega nogloon. i have got to ask: did you deliver him yourself?

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Originally posted by BiLaaL: SOLers, i suspect something more sinister in this thread. In this day and age, we cannot afford to be naive - like it or not SOL has become a nesting place for all kinds of folks trying to gather information about our community. Sometimes for noble purposes but other times for ill. And NO, i'm not being delusional. Although I normally post in the Politics section, i'm a logical fellow. Norf can attest to this (you'll back me up won't you Norf ) Be patient with me for a moment and i'll explain why we need to be more sceptical about this fellow. I'll address some of the points in his/her latest reply. Somali09, your confused reply alludes to a number of points. 1. That you're not Somali. 2. That your understanding of what atheism actually stands for is flawed (since your understanding of the concept is flawed, would it be fair to assume that you're simply pretending to be one?). 3. The above two points lead me to conclude that you have an ulterior motive - possibly related to gauging the number of members on this forum with 'fundamentalist' Islamic views. Your topic selection and the fact you paid particular attention to the only reply pertaining to hudud, goes some way in revealing what your initial intentions may have been. quote: Originally posted by Somali09: YES i am somalian The correct term is 'Somali'. It is implausible that a true Somali would get this wrong. It is just a belief in the non-existance of any super natural force. To me, also humanism: ""Humanism is a democratic and ethical life stance, which affirms that human beings have the right and responsibility to give meaning and shape to their own lives". Atheism and Humanism aren't comparable. They stand and argue for two distinct causes. Your borrowed definition of Humanism is correct. Where you err is in trying to link the two. Simply put, the humanist does not place much value on the existence or otherwise of God - it is simply irrelevant. Whereas non belief in God is central to Atheism. The assertion put forth in the second point which i raised above gains traction given your inability to properly explain the concept. I will reiterate, I have no problem with religion - you believe in what you want and I will do the same. Its a matter of FAITH. I believe in evidence and quite content with natural & scientific explanation. To me a belief in something in the face of invalidating evidence is an illusion. Again you're either being haphazard with your use of language or you simply do not know. Atheists themselves argue against the idea that atheism is a faith. Faith is to accept something as being true without having all the evidence (referred to as Ghaib , in Islam). I could go on but i'll stop here. To SOLers, I believe that this member is neither Somali nor Atheist. It is more plausible that he/she is an agent from one of the security agencies. Lookout for more 'controversial' topics (mainly centered around Islam) from this member. And with that in mind, I urge you all to be more sceptical and exercise more caution. Whatever you do, do not engage in a private conversation with such members. We are a community of brothers and sisters here. I think we ought to look out for one another. Somali09, if your aim is what I suspect it to be, it would pay to do some research. I Second brother Bilaal's post above. Case Closed - :cool: She/He should move on.

kort maar krachtig that is what i am talking about. :confused:

YES i am somalian, and i am Somali. 'nice' to read your post. and "Lakum diina kum waaliya diin" = "To you your way of life/religion; to me mine".

why are you tired and confused bisinkee? because like everything else worth being tired and confused about: involves women!!!

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: I found Ninki after I left *******$**** voicemail. LOOOOOOOOOOOL - actually i have just listen to the voicemail had i listen to it before - you would have not found me ever again.

Haye! i am back - sorry to few people - phone calls on the way. i am on the case - but i am worried by few feedbacks being negative. meeting/tele conference might be necessary to iron out few wrinkles in the plan before implementing it also 11th is not good idea - apparently negative connotations and what not. i am really tired and confused.

a nerd's joke! :confused: bloody humourless lot

LOOOOOOL@ federation - somalis politicise everything even food - was there a somali saying about 'women not having clan"???

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: You should NOT give what you was given to someone else, but Malika when you come down I will give you a present, and Sayid adiga I am your present, along with some cake and xalwo I replied Malika Have a blessed months. oooohhhhhh *drools over the keyboard* how wish it was true eh.... stop pulling my chain - it day before ramadan you know.

Sayid,its called keeping 'it' in the family.. Family - what family - you mean your qabiil - no wonder women are treated badly. to reduce all clan conflicts in the somali peninsular - - i suggest - no women should be allowed to marry within her clan. no one would want to fight their nephews or uncles then. and it would reduce all this Abtirsi business. but then again, knowing somalis - they will come with "aniga iyo qabiilkaagu is ma geyno"