Looks like Saqajaanimada iyo Illah-aminaanta aya laysku jecelyahay. :mad: Cara I demand that you love me, to make may chocolate and honey raaliyo jealous

Sayid*Somal Seeflabood I know Emprore and Dhulqarayn didn't look at the variation of spellings. Cafis?

LOL@Hhuh? i signed up as THE_EMPEROR terrorised General Duke, then i got banned and came back as WIIL-SHAYDAANKA and finally reformed as Dhulqarnayn al Somali/David Letterman and the rest is history

funny thing is he sent it to non muslims even atheist

A.Z Benlow

for what?

i am going for lunch - thank Allah i don't live in Bossaso - otherwise i would have been arrested.

As if you were never a kid :confused:

Salaams Suuls, stop complaining about children - they are people too

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: Wixii an Illah aminsaneyn waa laga roonyahay. :cool:

:mad: Tut, Tut! very sad state of affairs - i can only say Insha'Allah - there will be a time where these sorts of stories will be in the past.

FROM THE DESK OF MR ABDUL KARIM BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A.) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA. Dear Friend, (PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIA L). Iam Mr Abdul Karim.the Manager in charge of Auditing section Bank of Africa(B.O.A.)Ouagad ougou Burkina-Faso in West Africa. Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise. AS IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW, I GOT YOUR IMPRESSIVE INFORMATION THROUGH THE INTERNET SEARCH HERE (very impressive search engine) IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO. I FASTED AND PRAYED FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE I CONTACT YOU TO BE MY PARTNER. I have decided to contact you on a project that will be very beneficial to both of us. During our auditing in this Bank,I came across some amount of money belonging to a deceased foreigner Mr.Andras Schranner died with his wife and their only daughter on July 31,2000 in a plane crash.The fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody from his relation before my discovery to this development. . The said amount is U.S $15.5.00(FIFTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS). I want you to know that I never master minded the death of the deceased fellow. Their death was occured Naturally. - this one is my favourite line FOR YOUR INFORMATION BEEN YOU NOT A GERMANY WILL NOT POSE ANY PROBLEM FOR THE SUCESSFUL TRANSFER ON THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. All the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the Bonafide next of kin to the deceased has been put in place and directives will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity. In this country as a civil servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request. Our Banking law stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin. I dont want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. Be assured this transaction is 100% risk free. On conclusion of this Project, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification, while 60% will be for me. Please you have been adviced to keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you. I will fly down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment will be discussed. On your acceptance to be my partner, please email for a brief discussion before we proceed. Please keep this proposal secret, even if you dont want to assist me. (sorry my indignation was too strong to forgive) I look forward to receive your urgent reply. Yours faithfully, Abdul Karim

Raaliyo & Rejection are world apart marki isa soo xaddir daalin

Disappointing - and here i thought you were announcing youse lot's marriage

BIG UP 2 ALL DA thoroughbred Islamic, Somali tribesmen and women of noble cushitic and Arabian origins. one must be weary of becoming a couch potato, ferrari obssesed, casirboy. comes with the territory friend

oh welcome my raaliyo - Sayid at your service describe your striking features for me now.

LOOL@me confusing Qaloocan with Qandala - did they tell you i am geography teacher also another LOL@muslim speed dating - they should change the name to Q&A's or muslim matrimonial quiz - what is you name ? - Where are you from? - how old are you? - Do you practise the deen? - Why not? - Education background? - Future plans? -followed by lots of Alxamdullilaah, Masha'Allah and it all ends with Insha'Allah.

Qaloocan & Qardho; Qurux iyo Qumaan bay wadagan - qar ka dhaca kuwiinaan kale i protest on behalf of Zakinah - leave Qaloocan alone.

Qardho Metro - Anyone??

Wadaadad who lies about her age - that is first? she won't have picture taken but willing to lie about her age?? Sheekadu xooga milix/cusbo ayey u bahantahay - wali waa kharar.

LOL@9year old girl - hey not all reer xamar (or southerns with you) sound like that - What is Quushuuc? :confused: @waswas - is it that af jini time? I prefer guys with deep voices. I want a man who sounds like a "man". There is just something about a really deep voice when they are tired or have just awakened. It makes me weak in the knees

i don't have boss - besides my line manager does not pay me - we get paid from the same pot - the british tax payer, pays me but they are not my boss. P.s. why do women fall in love with men's voice more than looks or even intelligence?? isn't Xaraam???

<<dossed off in front of the computer do i have to make my weeso again??

*feeling Sleepy* is it xaraam to go to sleep when you should be working?

*Yawns* is it Xaraam to yawn?