FB are you blind - can't you see already: way i waabsadeen - i can handle one, but when women get together - akhri u hoyo - haddaadan waabsanneyn.

xiin - lets open similar club in here. Serenity is the first applicant - Xiin or Nur should be the reviewers

^^ok bes, but black bags are strictly somali - mine stuff would be thrown over the window for everyone to see

warya fabregas we all know that you are koonfurian - why are you supporting sool??

Ibti stop with speculative stories – the mrs asked whether you wanted to be second wife or not? You said you’ll think about it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Istakhfuranlaah!

Originally posted by Mr.Paragon: Maxaad suaashaa inoo weeydiineysaa? Miyaad isku qarxin lahayd kaan u badano? warya maxaa afka iga xaday?

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: . Lool @ pretending to be walaalked. :eek: Akhaas and half. Married men should not have any females who they talk to more than once a year or mention her name. I recently run into a wife of a guy I did some projects with, this is how the convo went: Him: Xalimo this is Ibtisam who I did that project with a few months ago Her: Hi walalo leans in to give me a hug and kiss "my husband talks about you all the time" Me: err, smile at her Her: You've worked together on few things have you not? Me: Haa Her: Ha markii aad halki waxas ku qabteen na waan ogan Him: I invited you, but you was busy Me: At this point feeling like I'm stuck in some domestic situation. then she asks me about where I live, with who and if I am married Her: Haye what are you guys planning to do next together Me: At the moment I'm taking a break from community work, I don't know about farah Her: Ok, well you should come around for dinner- its lovely to meet the Ibtisam farah talks about markasta, you know put a face to everything. Him: Looking embarrassed " I just said wa gabad ficiina" you are going to make her think I say lots of stuff Me: I got to go, lovely meeting you sis Her: Okay, but please come around- how about this weekend, I'll get farah to come and pick you up. Me: I can't, sorry but we'll arrange something inshallah. Come on Ibti - that is not how it happened - try retelling again and ensure you mention what the 'invitation' was for - as it surely was not for "come around this weekend" as you put it. Remember i was there

sos, hello and dont refer me anyone, wax qawaafsan uunbaad soo dirtaa, besides mafahmo luqadiina. i have heard in another thread how much you like our accent. - horta do you only deal somalis only- this guy is not even somali. but seeing what ibti said: Juxa it was about you guys taking 50% and the client getting 5% he might have proplem with that

Sheh - it is you then . its good to hear you are well. are you still in the country? FB - Iskushuban has nothing to do with diarrhoea as you have implied. it is named because of its location at waterfall at mouth of two rivers - hence the isku shub. Hello Juxa - refered you a case.

Hellow Sheherezade! how have you being? is that really you, i mean the real mcCoy, i don not want to be mislead again - so here is little test for you: Which tuulo am i from? - now think before you answer - as the answer might not be as obvious as you'll think

Is that the REAL real McCoy?

^isku xishood oo muranka aan micnaha lahayn iska daa. talada waa laysku leeyahay.

give it rest you two - you are both become a bore.

I have absolutely lumped to throat with righteous indignation – there is no justice in the world. :mad:

^that was just the shirt mate nothing to do with me.

Originally posted by FiqiKhair: ^there is something wrong with this map? p.s. before you jump the gun - here is hint - in your flag there are seven starts - in your map there are 6 regions. something is wrong somewhere.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Reer Qardho. Adigu I was blinded by you LIVE. war heedhe ma waxaad ii qarineysa 'waad nuurreysey' i should tell you my family name is Dhuxul and as much as qudhac requests; is ma Caddeyneyno

Qudhac - haddaad 'camerada' ama 'Machineka x-ray' (as you put it) i saartan - armaad aragtaan wax idinka sasiya marka ani i aamin markaan dhuho reer qardhood baan ahay. Ngonge - Saas dheh - what is all the shortening of things - Fish and Chips. maya ma ahan - ee waa more of reer xamar that is the proplem - they know nothing about qabiil just like casiir drinki ng carabs regarding who you saw pictures of on the net - me or reer qardhood?? as for the accusation of unlikeness - baseless as usual

^what is the point?

2000-2009 could be jan2000 - jan2009 for all i know - to express it as a decade you'll have to write it as 00s. get it? Saxiib damiinnimada laguma adkaysto, ee waxba la barta.

i am in a mood to take classes today: Duke!, pay attention book iyo pen soo qaado. all other damiins pay attention too - because i am only going to teach this class once and once only. Now. Decade does not mean dickhead (as you would prounce with heavy accent of yours) It means a period of ten years In the solar Calendar (Julian, Gregorian etc) that is the one that you used in that infamous thread of yours in which you stated “the decade of 2000-2009 is when I become man” Now – lets get on what our class, so that you may learn a lesson or two to avoid decade being synonymous (that means identical) with being a dickhead. - write the following in your book: A year is made of twelve months, 365 days (expect in every four years an extra day is added to the month of February – that is called a leap year – but will only confuse you – so scratch that thought, instead of your head) Now let’s do the math. in decade – there is ten years In ten years there are 120 months and in 120 months there are 3652 days. Now to express the decades in a century (that means hundred years) in numbers – you write the last two digits followed by the letter ‘s’ e.g. 80s, 90s, 00s etc – you do not – I repeat do not write “the decade of 2000-2009”. because that could mean anytime in between 2000 and 2009. e.g. January 2000 to January 2009. Class dismissed – don’t bother asking question. Get going to next class of how to spell Qardho correctly . Good day

As for the Ambassadorial position, I am far to ambitious and young to have taken such a post even if offered by Yey, let alone a hostage in Villa Somalia. how dare you could refuse an offer from Yey? Yey makes offer that no one in their right mind could refuse - he invinted the expression "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

Onshore Puntland Interest: Range – 20% Africa Oil Corp – 65% Lion Energy Inc – 15% where is my share in all these interests???

Themes we have identified seven words/phrases/themes that we would like to emphasise in our translation. These are: Time (running out!) Fate Romantic Love Male Violence Sun and Moon Youth and Old Age Human Fallibility