Paragon ma maqashay? - kan xajiintu (itch)qabatay oo intuu isagu is xoqilahaa, saxiibkiiso hor soqda dabadiisa xoqay.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Kaa badow buu ahaa. maya, dawlad buu ahaa. ma rabin in askari u taliyo markale Marx: "berbera iyo ilbax" illahow may kalun ku siiyan!

Juxa adigu Qic baa tahay, Ibti iyo Ngonge waa Qac Originally posted by Khayr: k den, so Suuldanka can bring his son to marry your daughter. A Puntland and Sland union! a little while ago a good friend of mine from Qardho was dating this girl from Berbera. They looked the perfect couple (you know - the type they said were made for each other) - they both grew outside of somalia - the girl was born in Arabia and guy came to UK whilst he was still baby. both graudated from same university etc etc - knew nothing about qabiils other than what their parents told them they were. to cut long story short. they decided to get married. i told them about the traditional somali way of going about the marriage. the girl went and told her parents about this guy who wants to come and seek her hand in marriage and guy told his family and they went about getting elders together to go and see the girls family. the girls family were initial enthusiastic about what the daughter told about guy "religious, a trainee doctor, handsome, from noble family, " etc - then came they dreaded question "qolamuu yahay?" - to which she replied: "reer qardhood" Reer Qardhood!? oo mandhay kuwaasi kuwee ahayeen? "i will ask him" said the girl. the next day she came back and said "waa reer Boqor" Haa!, oo ma Boqor Buurmadow baa wax u ah? not knowing who that is - she just replied 'yes'. Waahagaag, waxaad u sheegta inanka: waa lagu gogol dhigay - Jimcaha salaada jumce kabacdi ha yimaadan. Friday after jumca - belayaa meshi ka dhacday: Wacade,Wallay iga tahay in aadan gursaneyn - ****** in aad guursata lagu qaatay. yells the girl's father. Ma adoo Cigaal adeer ku yahay baad inan Yey abti u yahay guursaneysaa? Walle, habbaar iska dhaafe; crimewatch UK baad iga daawin, iyagoo leh "first Somali father to commit honour killing"

Walle, Kuligiin waad wada waalintihiin - All you above me are absolutely certifiable crazy, irrational beings - and i can back it up!!!

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Juxa - Somali women ask questions - granted not directly - which is even more tricky. for example instead of asking "what are you thinking?" without haven said anything before - they suddenly say: "miyaadan i maqlin - waxbaan ku waydiyaye" - when one answers: "maxaad i waydiisay" they will come with it: "oo maxaad ka fekeresay?" Double Trouble

by the very nature of things - women are woman first and foremost. nationality, ethnicity all come second.

KK- good idea - i'll go and do just that thanks for the tip.

The five questions are: 1. "What are you thinking?" 2. "Do you love me?" 3. "Do I look fat?" 4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5. "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Baseball b - Football c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this ****** question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking." The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers: 2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear. Wrong answers include: a - I suppose so. b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c - That depends on what you mean by "love". d - Does it matter? e - Who, me? 3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b - Compared to what? c - A little extra weight looks good on you. d - I've seen fatter. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard thay you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things. c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 5. "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following ****** joke: "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly."And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She is left-handed."

^ admit that is good name though - consider changing to it

is anybody voting for the lib dems? i would have consider standing for them - but they are full of weirdos with some brilliant ideas. i am looking forward to the three way tv debates.

Geesi hooyadiis gablantay - fu-fu's motto. Illah Haw Naxaristo ninmanka la laayay.

"Che-Ji-Cheaguvaara" is that you che?

Originally posted by Fu-Fu: Two tanzanian guys tht i know broke into my house last night around 3:00 markaae sideey tahay ii dal dhasheen that you know?? and what did you say to them: don't worry - i'll buy back everything from you lot tomorow - at friends discounted rate??

Ibtisaam - who told i collect dasaado? - they lied - ninka u soo indha uuray some staff are already complaining about the appointment with snow. - suddenly they are all worried about getting home.

Juxa - i could always hide dhagax in there or if they are winning find my self a dog poo's bin and mixed it up elconcockte style like one of the complaints i was hearing this morning from the children fu-fu reer qardhood invented the sabaaxad and all other unarmed combat in somalia, i may add.

Salaams all, were going to have staff snow fight after school - i am looking forward to giving certain someone sideed ilma adeer ah until dheguhu casadaan

@ whispering 2. reminded of indian joke. indian couple tourist innocently bought two child tickets(cheaper)for london buses - Ticket inspector suprised by the audacity of these adults presenting child tickets to him - enquired about the woman's age first: to which her husband replied: "She is Dhirthy" Ticket Insp: and you? Husband: "I am Dhirty Two"

Originally posted by General Duke: What are you a Daily Mail subscriber?

^ i wrote an article on institutional begging by politician of the Somali peninsular. i forgot to save. article divulged on the history of somalis begging for things of institutional nature from “international donors” Germany please train, equip, pay for our police, italy/SSR please train, equip etc our military, this country and the next please gives scholarships and come and build us a road et cetera, et cetera etc etc ..... continueing to this day.. 'UNDP' please! 'international community' etc just was wondering, when i am going to hear somali trained, built, equiped, designed or even better made in qardho p.s. mr Xiiny - habben hore baan kugu riyooday addoo timi cad bidar ka xiiraya.

Puntland comprises one-quarter to one-third of Somalia’s total land mass (depending on whom you talk to) and almost half of its coastline. sometimes i think these journalist read SOL for their info.

Originally posted by sheherazade: ^hey, how's B-town? B-Town??? :confused: you had me confused there Sheh - alxamdullilaah that little B is same as usual - still "a modern african village" as my nephew call its. how have you been? - we missed lovely smile!

Originally posted by NGONGE: If you go to Kampala you will eat Kaawonga. heh@ngonge - are you talking about my friend?