why do atheist like to argue?

Ibti - why only offer it to Juxa, were you one of these kids when in school that bring sweets only to pass under the table to one friend??

Hello Juxa, waxee?

Morning All, it was just pointed out to me that google was searched almost 16million times with the question: "What is wrong with somalia?" and yet people are still none the wiser.

Colorado Springs elementary school principal Michael Auclaire now regrets telling students to done a glove and look into a soggy bag of human feces and urine. He had been frustrated by the ongoing mess in the girl's bathroom, and wanted kids to know how inappropriate it was to defecate on the floor or toilet seat.

Police say a 13-year-old from Stuart, Fla., continually disrupted class by intentionally passing gas and was subsequently arrested for "disrupting a school function." He was later released to his mother.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: The height of humiliation :mad: We are not Turkish man. i feel sorry for the poor (none mp) somalis who would have to pay by their noses to get realised or get stucked on those kikuyu dungeons. The so called mp deserve such treatment. what the hell what they doing there in the first place

what is groupies??

whole nation slept outside becuase of one text message

Ghana text hoax predicting earthquake prompts panic False rumours of an impending earthquake caused fear and panic in Ghana overnight, prompting many people to sleep outside. The rumour began on Sunday night with a text message quoting US space agency Nasa and the BBC as saying that "cosmic rays" were to hit the Earth. "There is no iota of scientific evidence in that - somebody has just pulled a prank on the nation,"

Somalia has sent a formal letter of protest to Kenya after 16 MPs and other government officials were arrested by police investigating Friday's riots. About 300 people were picked up in the raid on Nairobi's Eastleigh area, home to a large ethnic Somali population. Prominent Kenyan Muslim leader Al-Amin Kimathi was also arrested. The raids follow violent clashes in Nairobi on Friday between police and groups protesting at plans to deport a controversial Muslim cleric. Kenyan Internal Security Minister George Saitoti has accused Somali militant Islamist group al-Shabab of links to the clashes, which left at least five people dead. But an al-Shabab spokesman told the BBC this was not true. Somali's UN-backed government only controls small parcels of territory, mostly within the capital, Mogadishu. Five-star hotels Kenya has played host to many rounds of talks aimed at bringing peace to Somalia and many Somali officials are based there because of the lack of law and order at home. Al-Amin Kimathi helped organised Friday's protests Muslim groups in Kenya have long complained that they are being unfairly targeted by the police, with many Muslims arrested and accused of terrorist offences before being released for lack of evidence. A spokesperson at the Somali embassy in Kenya's capital Nairobi confirmed that government officials, including former army General Yusuf "Dumal" Hussein, had been arrested. Chief consular officer Mohamed Osman Aden said some of those arrested were on an official visit and some were in the city for training. "Their presence was lawful," he told BBC Somali at the court where those arrested are expected to be charged. "They presented their passport to the police but they didn't want to know." He said several officials had been arrested at five-star hotels. A senior police official who spoke to the AFP news agency said those arrested were in the country illegally. "The security operation is part of the investigation going on after Friday's demonstrations by Muslim youths in the city centre," the unnamed officer said. Mr Kimathi heads the Muslim Human Rights Forum, which helped organised the protest that called for the release of Jamaica-born Abdullah al-Faisal. Faisal has been jailed in the UK for calling for the murder of Jews and Hindus. He was arrested on 31 December but Kenya has been unable to deport him because few countries are willing to host him.

The Pope wears Prada

complicated - you have point - it is either Johnny Boy has being converting lost souls on sol or he is breaking the site rules.

^Illah baan ka magangalnay! another one.

i was about to say - they are not related - just sankay isaga egyihiin malika - i always that you were reer qardhood,

A woman who had legally changed her name to Jesus Christ was dumped from a jury pool for asking questions instead of answering them, according to the Associated Press. But really, what would Jesus do?

Israeli antiques dealer Robert Deutsch claims Rabbi Shaul Shimon Deutsch (no relation) stole an ancient marble slab engraved with the Ten Commandments. Of course, "Thou shalt not steal," is printed on the item. Rabbi Deutsch said he originally agreed to pay $110,000, but stopped payment on a check, asking to call the deal off. It seems one of these guys is bearing false witness against his neighbor.

British and Somali citizenships Born on 6 December 1957 Married with 5 children Full UK Driving license @ such an accomplishement - only second to being married with 5 children

Chinese face eviction for spitting. The ubiquitous habit of spitting in China has defeated virtually every effort the authorities have made to stamp it out — from public information campaigns to fines. Officials even promised to provide paper bags and tissues for anyone needing to spit and some civic-minded students took to the streets to police the programme voluntarily. Spitting still remains a widespread habit in much of China, however. The streets of Beijing are spattered with blobs of spittle and the sound of hawking is to be heard on every street corner. :eek:

Do you guys read the weird, bizare and quite frankly funny news from around world printed by all the newsnapers?? if so, post them here. some of them would leave you in stitches - like this below. Police have released bizarre CCTV footage of a man repeatedly creeping up behind a supermarket shelf-stacker – to smell his bottom. Officers are treating the incident as sexual assault and are appealing for help in tracking down the mystery man, who has struck at least twice at a Co-op store in Plymouth. The victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was shocked when he saw the surveillance tape. ‘I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange,’ he said. what is more bizare the botom sniffer or the police who have nothing better to do than going after him in such public way??

our Nehanda should apply for this job given our other accountant (Ngonge) is too scared of snakes and Sujuis.

^bakhaylad

Warya Johnny Boy, edeb yeelo, don't call Sayidkaaga "sly dog" ama gaal ahow ama muslim - mar haddaad tahay Soomaali - i am still your Sayid.

^ i am brave - can i join in - don't worry i'll take the cake to my wife.

Mitä helvettiä! - 2-2=1 - puhua suomisa? haista vittu, satana perkele - i can not beleive this?