Ibtisam

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  1. No that is not dirty 3 FUs donts make a stanza dirty. Malika has a fan in the politics sections ka daba shaqqeyo lool
  2. JB: The song you posted in is NOT dirty: Lyrics below: Every dog has his day Another thirty nine inch thick classic (yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah) Girl, as i sit here thinking to myself There is no one for you but me, and i mean that And i think about all the things we've been through Like arguing and fighting for example You know the love we have for each other It tends to out weigh what do to another Ya know my granddaddy use to always say Ya know he used to say it like this [chorus] There will be, ups and downs, smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe There will be, ups and downs, smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe There will be, ups and downs, smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe [verse] What up mother******s? this is snoop dogg Im trying to figure out how the **** im gonna do y'all Hanging with my homie from the turf, thats young q-ball Giving me the word from the street, heres the scoop y'all The niggaz from the eastsidaz split up (split up) And one of 'em tried to **** yo' shit up (what?) Naw cuz, dont believe that, thats my nigga for life Im out with the bullshit, im in wuth the real shit Im at the church doing work, spittin game from the pulpit Now thats the bidness, and god is my witness L-B-C-2-1-3 hell yeah, we in this Its so relentless, and all my dogs up against the life sentence I love y'all, like i love no *****, and thats real shit Or some CRIP shit, homie dig this [chorus] There will be,ups and downs, smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe There will be,ups and downs,smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe There will be,ups and downs, smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe [verse] I used to have a lot broads that i doont fool with I used to have a lot of homeboys i aint cool with A lotpeople that a nigga used to go to school with Happy as hell to see the big dog doin it But what none of them would believe though (what?) That i would be bigger the kurtis blow I guess he was right, these are the breaks Despite my mistakes and aches, im gettin' cake To realize your fate through faith, (through faith) Cause we all gonna get that day (for what) To see if our lives was straight And to see if we gonna walk through thosse pearly gates (yeah?) To see the man upstairs, on some real talk homie Im tires of being stuck here If i could i would fly to the moon (zoom) Y'all probably think im trippin off deeze mushrooms (i know) [chorus] There will be, ups and downs, smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe There will be, ups and downs, smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe There will be, ups and downs, Smiles and frowns Share with me, fairy tales or make believe [ad-lib] Now as i think back to the words my granddaddy used to say I never seen him in church, but he always had the word He would always tell me! sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad You gotta do bad in order to do good ANYWAY Why DO people listen to someone who could not even think of a better name for himself :rolleyes:
  3. Sayid the Mooge festival was in June, she came back a long time ago. Ngonge it is easy Somali, you will have no problem.
  4. JB, I don't know what hiphop songs you listen to but the one I know dont double as sound tracks to porn movies. This Somali thing I heard was just graphic and vulgar. Akhaas Somali weye dimatey seriously. :eek:
  5. Just heard a Somali dirty song :eek: :eek: :eek: I think I broke my fast :eek: Vulgar iyo half. :eek:
  6. ^^^ :rolleyes: Ngonge, how is this a game? Miyad walantehy. My first response when I read title was bisinka!!! Inalilah wa inalilih raajucuun, how on earth could that happen. Then I thought must be a lie, really that is crazy, even in xamar, the daily death tool stays below 100 on most days. Then we have 8 pages of just ciyaal suuqnimo. Some things joke ma gaalan, including people's life. You are wrong Ngonge- on most cases I would agree with you, but you are so wrong here :mad:
  7. CL why what is wrong. Adiga these days one day you are happy and over the moon,the next day you are pi*ssed off and wanting to pull your hair out and run around in circles. Did you get married???
  8. I dont like Muriidi in the troll thread. Already huge memory- asagan pictures buu ka buuxey, Even worse JB has started the university of Muriidi and will soon be his clone!!! SalamAlikum and Good morning
  9. Subxnallah, I HOPE it is NOT true!!! 123 people (Somali, Muslim or NOT) Just people is far too much, the fact they are Somali and Muslim makes it worse. It is a targic and shameful event!!!! Progress is settling conflict with the least number casualty. When did we get to the stage of boasting about the number of dead people as if it is a good thing? Acudubililah. One day Somalis will understand that KILLING another human being is NOT something to be happy or boast about. Silly thread and the responses of 90% of the people here shows twisted logic. :eek: Some are saying BUT it was NOT you who killed and you needed help, you should have done it like us, while the other is saying, yes yes it was us and they deserved it. Seriously have some shame, xabashada qoota. Allah how naxriisto wiixi diintiney and may allah protect and save wiix hadey.
  10. Sayid, meeshan Qardo maran JQ baad aag diig maran you want to say it is a city. I don't see the point of saying anything to your comment- I can only view as a despardo moment to reach page 4 As for shared CITY my family call home- (NB: not town or village) have you seen the Wikipedia page about it KK Mashallah, Qardo allah ha iidin barakeyo.
  11. I need a new job. I am quitting this one ASAP!! :eek:
  12. 3 pages on Qardo. Seriously? I thought Qardo waxba ka dacey when I saw the three pages. :rolleyes:
  13. Jb, You and ME both. Next time wa inaan anigu lacag iisuso diro from the xawalah, I missed my own name out! :mad: Ngonge that is good to hear!
  14. Jb, how was Eid? CL- why are you so happy? and I don't read Troll corner pages that I missed. Meeshey mareyso uuban kaga qabtaa. What did they say and I hope you was sticking up for me? I know Juxa will never say anything bad about me IF I AM NOT THERE- she will wait till I am here and then indho iigu gubgub and tell me off. In any case I have not done anything to annoy her recently, infact last I knew she was sending me a present and Xalwa for EID (which I am hoping to collect on sunday- you've been warned Juxa- don't come empty handed!) Ngonge probably just said he saw me at Eid prayers and he thought I was Bengali and ignored me and my shout for Eid Mubarak. :rolleyes: Lastly Cl, iska isku *** dirka and tell me what you said Ngonge how was Eid and family day?
  15. WHY Do they need to learn Kung-fu iyo Kong Wong. Too much move watching. Guns always beats basic kung-fu iyo somali advance version. Biggest killer they will face is GUNS iyo Bombs iyo Tanks. You would think the training covers the basic reality they WILL face, not what Jacki chan did :eek:
  16. Nuune: Then they should be practising how to duck and dive!! Wa maxey gamco tagtaggu? It always amazes me that when I watch the fighting on Universal TV (once ina blue moon) The two sides are standing in front of each other behind short barriers (that only cover up to their stomach- someone tell them vital organs are above the hip bone!! ) :mad: And then they shoot each other, so it is whichever one can get a shot on target first, and they keep STANDING UP and shooting till one drops, only for another to stand up moving in the same damn spot!!! It is suicide. Always reminds me ancient warfare when they use to stand in rows (like they are fighting with swords) in the open and walk towards each other firing shots, and whole rows just drop!!! :eek:
  17. Lool @ Val, sorry to hear so , what is with the debate, Turkey, Iran, some Pakistan sects and few others ALWAYS have Eid one day after or before Arabs. If they Arabs say we saw the moon and will have Eid tomorrow, they fast, if they say we did not see the moon and will have Eid on Friday they have Eid because they are avoiding having Eid on the same day. Therefore we cannot follow people who their Eid depends on avoiding another group. It is no deen but politically motiviated. In any case when there is confusion, you should follow the majority on this point. Emperor maanta daagal baad rabata. Don't bite my head off, I just said you dont need a source to Confirm EID tomorrow as Ramadan is only 30days MAX and we've fasted that. :cool: Val enjoy the macmacaan
  18. I have a moustache? And u thought I bleach my face? I'd rather be over 30 dude. Juxa, I am not joking. Eid partika present baan ka raaba.
  19. I think he wanted to post that yesterday, not today. Or bad habit from the politics section where everyone has a source in the village.
  20. Xaaji Dhagax; I hate people iska yimiaad the mesijid without realising their responsibilities to everyone else and Allah. IF people acted like that in normal places the world would be a crazy place. Going to the mosque with that many people reminds me of the AVIVA adverts for car insurance.
  21. SalamAlikum people. Loool @ My sources confirm wa Eid tomorrow. Your sources aa beyeh. Happy Eid to you Ngonge and Juxa, aniguba ciyaal ka waan ku jira and I should inform you over 30yrs it is £50. Eid Mubarak for tomorrow.
  22. Ibtisam

    EID MUBARAK

    Eid Mubarak for Friday brothers and sisters Taqabal Allah mina wa minkum sali7 al a3maal. Kulu 3aman wa antum bikheir.