OR^ Qardo is full of people who need to go to prison THAT IS MASSIVE-

Maybe you are having what Somalis call lab jex for the first time. Gout or heart burn. Seriously you are a healthy young lad, inshallah kheyr, nosheeg wuxu GP ku so yidi, but GP's are really useless most of the time. If you are really worried (which probably makes your pain more) then ask for cardiologist or General Physican. Good Luck

Me and you both^^^ Had such bad dreams xaly oodan I was drowning, hanging on to trees for my dear life while the whole village was turned into a sea of water, people were being carried away by the water and I was trying to catch passersby without falling off the tree. I survived the flood, but I "died" after the flood (Well I blacked out and I heard people hovering over me say she died because biyihi ba wadnha uu galey) Then I woke up. SalamAlikum and Jumca Mubarak.

I hate time wasters. Howdy peeps

Sheeko sheeko ayah heesa. Either way I am coming, bal xagaad geel.

Self employed is the way forward I tell you. Haad I will find it difficult inaan normal 9-5 with a lunch hour and 2 15min breaks impossible. Farm-ka igu taar!

CL, JB knows my family in Hargisa, aniga that nonsense ilama so gaalo. :coo: Nuune, haadu warersanyahey him and JB will have a ball!! Juxa I like the farmer idea better. 18k iyo tax man, my family iyo charity waan isku dily!

Dhee how come you are hooking everyone with jobs in Hargisa apart from me @ JB, are your scared inan al Shabab nooqodo. Aniguna shaaqan ka raaba in my field.

Juxa it depends on the hours,18K and slavery hours miyaa? JB can I have his job markaa? Nuune why are u not going?

Dude did you NOT read my last e-mail??? Haada shaqoo meeshaad ku oogtahey I will take it!!! speak to your friend for me baal. Warkan e-mail-ka uu so diir.

JB what job? Can I be the moral police of Hargisa Seriously JB shaqoo iinso raadi in SL too.

I need a new job Juxa (one that pays) I am quitting work. So everyone keep an eye out for me. Also I have never done a CV or applied for a Job. I need to do a CV and find an agency. CL: It is for charity, pay up and expect to spend more (auction, stalls etc) at the event. You spend/waste on random things all year- think of this as an investment. Allah promised you that if you give with good heart and hoping his reward he will triple for you what you give. Even from an economics point of view, that is a must investment you should make.

Lol. Juxa aniguba missing baan aheyin since, yesterday uu baan so labaney. Pluz CL told us you was here on Tuesday talking badly about me Of course I told her wa beentiida. Nuune, qabqabo ninkaas wuu duuley for real!! Maaddeey: You must be the only one on SOL who can I understand most of waxan so qoro, the rest guess. lol

Juxa, I saw you fighting on Facebook & boasting about eating too much xalwad since Eid- so I understood that the xalwa was on the desk and you could not type due to too much oil on hands; hence your absence is perfectly understood by me.

THERE is an original version? :eek: :eek: :eek: Bisinka. war nagtag. Today wax taganahey ka quuso Somalis. laters

Salam Maaddeey: Shidan= wax la start gareyeh, or it could mean wax machine lagu shidey, or it could (as it does above) be a somalified "shid house" what did you think it means?

Yahoo I heard the first 3lines as an accident. Adigu even the words baad qebety! Qashin oo daan wa adiga. Anyway, haad laga bilabo waan ka acudubilisanay. Ilahi ka baq and ciyaal suuqnimaad iska daaf nin wey baad tahey. where is Nuune- you need emergency quran saar, otherwise I have to pretend I don't know you till you are treated. :rolleyes:

Walahi wasaq baad tahey iis nacey adigu. shidan ya labo dirbaxo kugu duufta!! Weliba ***** baad tahey, adiga ba iis sheeki in public about I know that song. Ceeb tacal :eek: Yes it is early for me- 8.50am.

Salam & Morning peeps. JB, it was the same asaasaq but 80% worse lyrics (if I can even call it that) Nikaas daadka somaliaad aah halaga qabto, shidan baa qaatey. But then reading the YT comment below it makes you think Somali oo daan ba daqadey. :rolleyes: chubacka WLC bk sis

Now everyone is going to think you was asking for the dirty song

KK it was a normal conversation, someone said somali songs are dirty and graphic. I said no they are always about love, iyo lets get married and blood wars, camels and horses, and when they do talk of such things wa covert iyo metaphors. Then someone said, okay listen to this :eek: Maryihibaan ka carari gaadey, geedba isku mey so toosin. :eek: :eek: :eek: GG, you are far too young, I'd rather your watched an X-rated 18+ film instead.

I know that feeling (both of the ones you complain of) It will wear off once you write "married" in your Marital Status, and the other, go for a day at the spa- if no time or money- then go for a nice massage. Wlc bk GG.

^^ThaT IS THE reer magal thing to do dude, and more importantly the reer waqooy thing to do. What did you expect xalwo iyo hugs iyo bashal Sayid you are always looking for Ngonge, it was only last week you wanted to take him out, so quit playing hard to get and go dinner with him Qarxiis hehe.

^^If I go I will arrive late with a niqab just to spare you an offence. :rolleyes:

lol I didn't ask for it. I am just saying, asaga aya ila so gaaaley. Anyway JB is trying to play innocent by posting an harmless free style. Okay no one post real filth, to say wey jiran is enough. I meant the Somali song was worse than dirty ragga or dancehall. That bad, beyond hiphop. Anyway another topic, taan laga daaman maayo.