Ibtisam

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  1. loool @ emptying ur mind- so daadka bila masakaxad uu ba cuuna bahasha miya?? What istak after eating xalwa- haad miyi la jiifsaad? lol
  2. Loool @ Lesson on how to consume xalwad. Juxa's Manual says eat it by the jawaan. Adiguna maxad leedehy??
  3. Thierry, Ngonge is your Accountant and Publicist aniga igu haale- I am the Somali Max Clifford.
  4. ^^Is there a way to eat Xalwad??? I cut into small bits and eat them, or warp it in a little bread and eat it. But either way it gives me Hargab.
  5. Maxaad ku qoosli- say mabruuk dhee oo dhaaf.
  6. Loool @ 42, I have yet to guess Jxa's age. she tells me she is 10years older than me- that puts her at 42 and she has been saying that all the time, but she looks 15!!!! I want some of what she takes but she tells me was Xalawad, but everytime I eat Xalwad I get hargab!!! :mad:
  7. Our extensive network of ground reporters and Somali scouts inform us that a momentous occasion has taken place today. However, in order for our regular readers to understand how momentous this event is we will need to take them back to the beginning. It was in a dark moonless night that our heroine was born. A couple of our older reporters even claim to have been present at her birth. It is said that she weighed the equivalent of two dooros and a musbaar. They also tell us that although like all newborn babies she was born crying, her crying was unique and it sounded like reasoned protest rather than shocked waqaq. We assume she took exception to the midwife slapping her back as she was delivered but this is merely a supposition on our part. Things move on rapidly and now our heroine is five years old. She spends her days riding around in the backs of cats and speaking on behalf of her younger siblings. That enduring streak of protest still remains and she is always found wherever trouble is brewing. She develops a keen sense of justice and is forever trying to defend the oppressed, the downtrodden and the exploited (in the case of children, we assume this involves snatched sweets or turns on a slide). The war breaks out in Somalia, homes are looted, people are killed and injustice thrives. Our heroine’s family drags her kicking and screaming away from the capital. They are seeking refuge in Europe but she is refusing to go. This is her passion, this is her life’s calling and this is where she was meant to be. She wants to go around dismantling isbaaros. She wants to confront the moryaans. She wants to defend the defenceless. But the family ignore her and take her to Europe anyway. She is now a teenager in a foreign land. She has to contend with the twin problems of being a teenager and fighting her lifelong foe (oppression in all its forms). Many unsuspecting teenagers feel her wrath (and her scrawny fingernails). The fight continues, the protest endures and there is no rustukh for the wicked. She moves to London, joins a law firm and turns to helping old Somali ladies and duuqyaash jajab in the baraf. She hones her abilities and spends endless nights scanning law books, justice manuals and the odd Cosmo. Her endless hard work and studying continues and the protest remains. This is when things get serious, because..... she has only gone and become a trainee solicitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is a momentous occasion because the protest child is now legally, officially and formally eligible to defend the defenceless and bully the bullies. And though it is an actual job, her colleagues did not nickname her pro bono publico (PBP) for nothing. We would love to send her a congratulatory message but we must first discuss the issue with our lawyers and see if there are any legal mistakes or loopholes that she might spot in our message. We urge you all to do the same; PBP has a sharp eye and a lifelong love for straight talking…….... Congratulation to my dearest friend on her achievements;
  8. After some digging, I have come to conclusion that SL is now at that stage where it is make it or break it- and a lot of people want it to make it- both insiders and outsiders. There are powers at work beyond Silanyo and I am impressed with some of the initiatives that have commenced. I am SURE they were not Silanyo’s ideas (sorry North), but SL is becoming more in-line with familiar western practises and institutions. All I can say is that it looks to be an interesting few years. None-Somalis now NEED stable Somalis, but I don’t think SL realises the gapping mouth that is about to swallow them- not sure recognition is worth being used.
  9. ^^Samir iyo Imaan Allah ha ka siiyo. ^^^Your PM is full.
  10. Ma ciid ba laga diliey?? and why is it never ending?
  11. The Millennium Development Goals largely failed because they were developed in a generic generalised manner by a bunch of people old MEN who have been to various African countries handful of times. Much like the structural adjustment programs in the 1990s, the majority of developing countries mismanaged and too man loop holes not to mention the environment was not conducive. Countries like Kenya and Tanzania at first seemed to on target but 2years down the line it made no difference. I don’t know why they have not given up on them yet- I guess they won’t till the next time another bunch of old white men come up with new theory. Someone should tell them these projects are failing because they keep sending the same old thieves to implement them. Thanks for the link Cara
  12. Loool @maandoow faarax iyo fandhaal maxaa kuu diida I think it is past his bed time, wuu seexdey haad. Maricanku daadk weey ka damabeyin- timewise at least. Yarkii qardo maxa hely? Juxa Coffee iyo chocolate iyo wixii JB sheegi jirey isku shuub.
  13. Juxa, I feel sorry for you!!!! Ferguson, Jumca Mubarak- and have a lovely weekend too.
  14. That is the worst dance I've seen and that guy should be fined for that voice- iiish, deegah iyo indheea na xanuuni!
  15. Glassed eyed, cawo dan waan so jeedey except for 2hrs. Wax ii diimanu uun inna qaad cuno to complete the experience. I might as well get out of bed and go to work. Howdy peeps Sheh I only got mine yesterday- I saw you tuesday- meel kale ayad ka qaadey or adiga aya ii geeney- :mad:
  16. Juxa wa maxey daagalku? Mantaa miyaad ii sanifsanteh.... or maybe I'm feeling sensative. Ferguson: Thank you, wax iga naxaya adiga aya meeshan joog. Have a good day all- I have to do work.
  17. Juxa, which one did you wear? The brown creation? Mashallah mashallah Mashallah as you would say I can feel the flu coming, already killed my muscles- now my throat and head buu uu socoda maanta!!! fight body fight back.
  18. Qara aniga ii soo diir (only the masters iyo Eng iyo Phd Dr) Kuwaas aniga aya darbigeka kugu dhejin
  19. Juxa haadu gidaarka ku dhejiyo he wont have enough gidaar in his house, every three years he graduates not to mention all the courses in between. Diinics wuu ku fiicanyah.
  20. Hey juxa- can't remember why aan ku naadinyey :confused: is waan ku miis garaney enough of a reason? Inshallah important news baan ku haaya but it is months away so I can tell u when I see u. I slept funny and now I have a stiff neck!!! Have tons of work to do before I can leave for dentist. :eek: Haye maxa la haaya?
  21. Now I sound like a dealer :mad: :mad: damn u JB!!!
  22. Loool @ she made a man fly to the moon. I thought I did that already And we don't want u to drown at sea while trying to get to London on foot. I will send u a tester @JB...
  23. ^^^So why don't we get some of that respect u are giving out? Are me and CL the wrong clan?? Sheh everytime I hear wey duushey it reminds me of the time we nearly duuliney So sad. JB I cannot gave you what I gave Sheh- that thing can rise the dead- We (Sheh & I) only every take it in emergency times when all else fails. Xiita haada anigu I need it but I'm trying to hold off!!! I can give you something a little less strong.
  24. Loooooooooool @ energizer bunny iyo JB!!! hehehe