Ibtisam

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  1. Qandali, Adiga ba caajiib aha, you say it is caadi and normal for them to steal geela, laakin at the same time, you are requesting they refund it. Anyway my family is gangister, they always went and got their things back. Aside from the Geel, our trade trucks na meelaas aye iisusii taagi jirin. Wait now you are going to claim that it is also normal tuuginimo Sorry Che, I am out, trolled over your topic
  2. ^^Dhiri dirlileh. War read it in English, bloody farah Q Wa wax sheegey eeg baal. War wa tuugnimo!!! Mahaan wax lagu faano, about up your game!!! lol. Cultural differences iska dhe, what you call Geel iska Dhacay we call tuuga qabta
  3. ^^Adigu ma macalinkeyka baad tahey? Qul hu walhu axad na ciidna weilga uumaad diigin eh! But don't call all the same, maxad raabta dhee?
  4. Burco Population according to google & Wiki: 400000 Qardo Population according to same sources: 1000 and 2000. You work out who is the real tuug my friend. Tuugnimad dhadkii ku faani jirey waa la yaqana. You are forgetting I grew up near your silly clan. I remember even my family Geel use to go missing and they would have to take guns to bring it back. Day time robbery iga dhe.
  5. Juxa Faheema was looking into that I think. Malika dhee I aint ever spoken to him on phone, it was one of those Macalins where you sit behind the sitart (curtain) So I am little traumatized that he called to be honest. In fact when Macalin starts calling for chit chat anigu meeshan waan iskaga carcarya! :eek:
  6. HE lives in London, and he works, in fact he is a director, what is £200 to him markaa. :confused:
  7. CL, this is the Macaliin from when I was a kid, it is not like a long lost friends. I was waiting for him to tell me off or tell me he saw me and I was doing something wrong or quiz me on the last time I went to the mosque. What the hell is waan iska salamaey :confused: Ma awal buu ii salamii jirey. Something fishy. :confused: I just dont know what though. Only thing I cannot think of is that I heard he got his daughter over and they are sort of same age as me, maybe he wanted to ask for me to show them around, and this is like the warm up call. I hope he does not now call randomly with waan iska ka salamey or maybe he wants a health check for them. 100% it was not a randomly call, he found my number for a reason. Damn Dahabshill xafis, that is where he got it from :mad:
  8. I always hear people talking about Tim Hortons, CL baruur is a big hit in Hargisa, I should open a baruur shop. People get blessing from Baruur, it allows those who are childless to have children, the blind to have partial vision, the deaf to become hard of hearing. My phone just rang, I answered it is my duugusi macalin from 1996, I have run into him handful times since then. Convo went like this: Me: Hello? Macalin: SalamAlikum, Me: Wa alikuma salam Macalin: Ma ibtisam baa Me: Haa Macalin: Iska waran uptee Me: err alhumdulilah? Macalin: Uptee wa farax abdi farax farax Me: Haa Macalin, Macalin: Miyanad Ibtisam aheyin Me: Mayan wa ahey macalin, ma wax dibatah ayaa jira Macalin: Maye uptee, ma ficantahey, Me: Haa Macalin: How is the family, islamahi ka waran? Me: Wey ficanayhiin, famailgagi soo ma fiician, maxa jira? Macalin: Waxaba ma jirin, why would you ask that? Me: Dhee dadka aan normal wada hadlin markey so haadlin wax iisiidah bad news ba jirah Macalin: Bisinka bisinka, maya uptee, wax dibatah ma jiiran, numbaraka mana hainin oh hada ayan heely, so waan ku salahye uun, Me: [Puzzled] okay Macalin: Ma shaqo ayaad joogta? Me: Haa Macalin: xagaad ka shaeqesa? Me: Central London. Macalin: Okay uptee, waan ku salamey uun. Me: okay Macalin: Salamalikum. Me: Wa Salama. Now I am :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Huh
  9. Sayid: I google, type "Tuug qardo" http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&biw=1280&bih=809&q=tuug+Qardho&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=613793c 5dfdc7bfb If you are going to tell a lie, tell miid ruun uu eeg. Burco is a city, of course there are tuugs, mainly from your ends of the world though. :rolleyes: P.s. Just so I am a fair person: I type in Google; Burco tuug: http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&biw=1280&bih=809&q=tuug+Burco&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=613793c5 dfdc7bfb In any case, Burco tuug ta joogta wa la yaaqana, we even has siqrans too, imagine that :eek: P.s.s.s I am shocked ninamankii Geel la carcari jire ila xawa iyo Adan aya haad tuug wax ku cayah. :cool:
  10. ^^Dont be silly, no they registered for a PhD once.
  11. Loool, Juxa I don't open them unless I am bored, even then ma jawabo. Nuune
  12. Loool u made sound like a common theif who run off with your bag. Somalis and their lies. Uuuf. Che, sounds like this guy is your indheero, naga tag dhee with yoru mukur. You should have just said support my man.
  13. People who stole bags once ayah PM Candidate nooqonaya. waxas aniga ayab daam laha. Shid house, Somalia wey baadey, reer Qardo tuugtiid eye necein ba PM cadidate aha! :eek:
  14. Juxa, The only people I PM wa the trollers; JB, Sheh, Ngonge, iyo North. Xiita adiga iyo Faheema, serenity e-mail baan uu dira instead of PM. Laakin i get lots of traffic from daad igu yara qaldama iyo oodayal igu qafifey
  15. I don't mind the whole Somali thing to be honest, does he care about the place and solid Muslim with no hidden religions and myths. If so I will add my little vote, although based on the 4.5, my vote don't count anyway. :rolleyes:
  16. Loool The stranger with no tribal name Che, do you know that the 5 men who formed Turkey and put that mad man Ataturk in power were unknown men from unknown families all first name Mohammed. It was later found that they were former Jewish, Muslim converts who changed their names. So while I am inclined to supporting unknown clans, at least innu Somali Muslim yahey ma inaga huubta? We don't want to end up with Eitho Jews who with Muslim names and outwardly behaved like Muslims but secretly believed in Sabbetai Zevi, the 17th-century false messiah! :eek:
  17. Looool @ all the suggestions. One thread I KNOW LSK does not read is Troll, so save them peeps Hello and wlc to the late wakers.
  18. What could be so important in SOL that you need to forward it to your e-mail? That is taking SOL into your normal world/ life.
  19. LSK needs to increase the PM capacity. I am storing evidence which I can't delet but need space for my daily hello's Salamah people.
  20. Lol ngong story heeehlooool. Jb waxa kugu dab tuukan ayah ayaba kaa walaan.
  21. Ibtisam

    I got burnt.

    Haatu, lol actual no, I've had split second considerations though, sort 10% crushes, got bored in around 2mins. True story. Lol Lyeech: CL iska daaf she is a little bit angry on mondays, plus she forgot to apply for her dream job and recently her blue eyed blond hang-on decided his arm is tired.
  22. Val, come on the 30th Oct. Serenity promised she will come and support a friend EDIT: I just remember, her other friend is showing a film on the same day. Supporting Friends rather
  23. lool @ Besides the new SOL regulations state that they need 6 weeks notice of death...and as she’s long standing active member she will need to comply fully!!! Cajuusad, I only just saw this now!!! :mad: lol. Juxa thinks I am a car, MOT baa ii direysa! lol