LAdies wedding they really let their hair down. Mix wedding dadku wey istaawada uun :rolleyes:

EDIT:Must not offend today

LOL!!!

^^Faith has closed down since. Ms Moons; I am a wedding planner- I've been planning wedding since I was 12!! (No lie) laakin I learnt there is no point planning a Somali wedding, no one listens. Last wedding I helped plan- 30mins before the men arrived for the Mehr, the boys mothers friends arrived and decided they did not like the way I did the stage (the bride told me she wanted Gold and cream set) anyway they turned up carrying their own curtain (for lack of better word to use) and covers for the chairs to cover the stage with. The thing looked hideous- a war nearly broke out over it. It stayed for the half the day, but when it was time for the bride to walk in we had to changed quickly coz otherwise miid shank u socota bey ahedy (Bride-zila on steroids) she will kill the old lady and bury her with the curtain. My advise: Get foreign secuirty WHO will throw out anyone without invites and get a pre-set venue like hotel rather than doing your own deco. P.s. Ladies only wedding-cuntaad uu baadi, they like to take food home and get a big dance floor which is non slippery :eek: Mabrook

~^^Amiin ya Allah. Eid Mubarak people and have a beautiful blessed day: Labayk Allahuma labayk. Labayka la shareeka laka labayk. Inalhamda walni3mata laka walmulk laa shareeka lak....

Kamaavi Happy Eid to u and urs too JB enjoy ur self and don't over eat Hilb/ ulaxad is for the poor not u :eek: Juxa me and u both, dhrifrad baan ku jira.

That was my toes you bloody cajuus.

Bal bila edebka eega, war maxa my legs ku geeyey :mad: don't make me curse you on yumul arafa :mad: Juxa I'm going to wear myy qarafa dug boots,

Cajuus, compared to you I am always going to be young warya, iga xishood, waad igu so fara dadheertahey oo wan ku araka. Ha na jiidin. Hmm Dhagxaanata is a good point- shidhouse. Looks like I am going to be walking then.

^^^yeah okay, bring ur car, then u don't have to freez on the bus on the way home or rush. @ JBYeah sugar level sky rockets. Horta beryahan you have become the SL version of Ducasaney. Dayuusnimo.com baad la so shaq baxadey. Waad iga xishoon jiritey beryahan you are become too comfortable with me. War stand on your toes. :mad: I want to bring my motor bike with me to Hargisa; Will I get bullied for it??

Hey Juxa, I feel much better thanks. High as a weed smoker from eating half tub of honey since friday. I think my teeth will rot and fall out at this rate. Will see u later? Lily is joining us too.

Malab overdose, ii soo gaadey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^Maxad la dool caadeyin??? Been staring at the computer at nothing in particular for like 5 whole minutes. :eek: :eek: :eek:

I sound like a man. My boss calls me this morning Him: Hello Me: yes, hi Him: Who is that? Me: er Ibtisam, who was you trying to call Him: Oh Goodness me, your voice, you really should stop smoking Me: err I don't smoke Him: I never get a flu, you young girls kiss far too many people, that is how you get flu often. Have you ever seen me sick with the flu? Me: I didn't kiss anyone Trying to get out of work by 2pm and crawl back to bed. SalamAlikum & Jumca Mubarak peeps. Sayid Somal did you get the letter?

Sayid, adigi e-mailkii maxa kugu deejeyi? I'm at work for another hour. Haad e-mail with dates so diri and I'll finish it before I crash land at home. all I see is cajuusaad iyo old, iyo young. Maxa la is dex waada? CL suna gives me headache. P.s. Can I point out that Adam meant the gym. :cool:

Nuune, the story did NOT go like that. :cool: If I remember correctly it was just one old women who decided habenkast gal bey so dili and her old man who came back to complain. :cool: Wax waad walan baad tihini. Malika, hello Add sleep to that list.

Adam, Excercise??? I am having a hard time moving about, muscles feel like they weigh down, cold and shivery, I just need my bed. Contemplating breaking my fast for a hot cuppa.

Beat down by the flu Freezing iyo half :mad:

^^^^ ^^^ Pointless article really, Somali community activities always get stuck on one thing or another. Last year it was women marrying none-Somalis, this year it is lack of Somali men. I really don't understand how someone can claim there are no normal farah's around, I am always so puzzled when people say there are no decent good Somali men. Really? How does one judge that anyway? P.s. If on average 20 guys approach you in a month (x12 months) and you tell me there was something wrong with all of them and you could not find a decent man??? :confused: :confused: I am more likely to agree that girls don’t want to get married, and this is not the sole objective in life or a priority, and if it is they went to get married when they are old and retired. For example if I could have it my way, I would’ve got married at 42yrs old (in time to decide if I want to add a kid to the formula).

Subhanallah, Somalis wey waasheyin!!! :eek: Out of control :eek: :eek: That is what happens when a huge population ends up in the same country without a coherent connection and leadership. :eek: :eek: The authorities need to take ownership of the community and the community need really find their feet and not protect criminals that are targeting the young. These girls are 13, where were wiixii delay when all these horrors where happening to them. If we want to live in these countries we have to have a normal number of kids that we can look after and support, not have 9-12 and assume they will be save in society without us taking an interest in how they are progressing. I bet the parents of these kids did not know that their kids were used abused to make money for gangs. :eek: Sometimes less is better. The gang members are adults, most of them late 20s and some even nearly 40yrs old- these are grown a*ss members of the community, what is the driving force behind their criminal ways which they refuse to grow out of. Really deebato weyn aya toltala the Somali Canadian community, Mind you reer UK are not far behind, only reason it has not happened yet is because of the dominance of Islam and protectiveness of the social services for the under 16yrs. The schools really do work tireless to ensure they monitor the behavior, attendance and progress of kids and if anything changes, they call the parents in or send letter home.

Salam peeps. Howdy people, I'm finishing early today inshallah, so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wohoooo!! But I am sad too; watching Haile Gebrsellasie old runs, can't believe he called it quits. Such a talant.

I don't understand how they got in this mess in the first place. Caaqli meehe. If a guy gave me a slice of cake, xabaad tuufaxa (Somali or otherwise) macadalah waxa kaley, immediately waxan isidehalah tolow muxu ka raaba. Iyaguuna they took free tickets to go to a country they don't know, stay with the family of a man who is in Canada and then agree to take fish back. WTH?? This is sad, but I can't help laughing at their supi*dness. They have nice dad forgiving casri dad, my family will be like mac sonkor, haku dimato, and if I somehow came back alive iyaga aya ii dilihi lahah. Shidhouse. Ha ka saarto wa taas eh, a lesson well learnt I hope.

JB is it legal iin bomb gamceed la qaato??? That is why tight border control is needed, how can people keep these things and then reer hargisa wax ka camal xuun, every time miid xaanaqo bomb buu tuuri!!!

JB is wearing a pink shirt and snapping pictures in the background. JB: Ala folxuma shaadku, war you knew you might end up on the WWW, maxad shaad fiican uu gashan weyed, afkan isugu qaban weyesi? Teeg yo oo soo nooqey eh muxu keeney?

JB phone is always on regardless. Weliga iintu ka qabtey miyan wispered garaney "I'm in a meeting", I advise you scream loudly "THEN WHY DID YOU BLOODY ANSWER" Okay JB, keep us posted. A grenade is not the same as a bomb, a farah probably got pissed off with another and flang a grenade (of idea why you would have one in the first placE) Kheyr Inshaa Allaah,