thanks NOPE Everyone talks about brains brains thats rubbish. who cares about intellectual discusions when i look at that gurl i wanna smile a big fat cheesy smile dont want to be depressed all time..... what good will intellectual discusions do if your depressed........ if thats all the use she needs to have then it would be cheaper to buy a poster of a nude women. :rolleyes:

loool that was sooooooooo funny In a Bangkok temple: > "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A >MAN." ### Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: > "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS." which is true most of teh time!! In a cemetery: >"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN >GRAVES." > >Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: >"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHERDISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN >BED." loooooooooooooool thanks love, for sharing

I’ve booked my trip to Spain on easy jet. Very cheap. But not the rest, i was thinking of sorting it out once I get to Spain. Just want to get out of here first. I’m on a student budget, so sure give me the websites PLZ.

coool. if i get lost, i shall find a computer and PM you on SOL to help get my *a*s*s back to London might see you in Cairo or Marrakesh i'm sure it is big enough for both of us.

Personally i hate dump people. Makes me want to have fight or slap them or something Depends on how physically challenged they are. In any case if i can't have both in one, I’d jut get two for different purposes (That’s a joke) :rolleyes: Seriously I’d rather just be alone if there only these two options

london; you sure, i suggest you think again and go somewhere else for the summer. you will miss the whole of summer in london. it rains every 5mins!! and there are no nice places to visit just kidding i'm sure there are one or two, i'll look it up for you. i'm going spain then bag packing in north Africa!! can't wait

is this a trick? where is the SMS feature on the home page?

mine means "smiling"

^^^stop following me farah. And i didn’t say i live in the UK. Might just be visiting You are banned from talking to me< in any shape or form you psychopath Are there such things as concentration tablets? i cannot concentrate on my bloody dissertation. :mad: attention spam of 5minutes. That’s it I’m not coming back to this place till Monday! peace out

^^cheers guys; interesting. i guess we should expect it in the UK soon. people getting ripped off everywhere these days :rolleyes: And somali's believe everything they are told by a white man khalaf i was not being lazy, just did not know what it was, and i forgot about my friend google

You just gotta love them euphemisms. Madam yet-to-be-named was a stripper. Her job description is unprintable here on SOL. Now, I don't know much about the stripper business, but I do know a thing or two about occupational hazards. If one decides to embark on a career as a sensual gratifier, rape and STDs come with the territory. The norm rather than the exception. In her case, she accepted to 'perform' for a bunch of rowdy college kids. Alcohol + large empty house + Testosterone = sex was a foregone conclusion. It was just a question of whether she was gonna give it up, willingly or not. Madam yet-to-be-named suffered the consequences of her career choice. It was bound to happen. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

it is in Somali, someone give me a brief outline PLz cheers

Passion, inshallah i hope you do well. i can understand what your position, i nearly dropped out last month when i lost 5000words of my dissertation (bloody USBs :mad: ) and had to start all over again. Now I’m over as i have 12,000 words, and cannot decide what to leave out. :mad: Take naps, excise before you go to bed, and book your self a holiday for the day after your last exam; it would give you something to look forward to. I’m going Spain and then bag packing in North Africa. Just remember in 2months time you would be frrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee GOOD LUCK cheers

^^^ the above responses (excluding waterLily) is why it is best to avoid being friends with Somali (opposite sex) if your friendly with them they think you fancy their pants off :rolleyes: and if your ignore them they think your stuck up or you think your too good for them <partly true:D In any case, i have more male friends then female, and nothing but friendship. cheers

^^yeah right, i see no improvement since i left. red sea i am shocked :eek: khalaf for sure

^^first fight. lol okay, keep your afro on. sorry cheers

^^^shame Somali men do more than chase; i see them making a fool out of themselves all the time. Begging on the knees and sh*it:D p.s. you cannot have seen much better than that which you have not seen!!

^^^i do, really :rolleyes: :rolleyes: i might just start wih you

^^dirty :confused: why. nasty maybe. but very common in somali men :rolleyes:

^^^you missed the point

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: WHY [Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below] Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct please let me know so avoid you at all cost. Never ever speak to me or address me, you bloody psychopath. just to let you all know i got the answer right. :eek: :eek: keep away

^^yes i suggest xalimo

^ i would not meet anyone if i was you? people have been known to kill people they meet over the net.!indeed someone people are still MIA after they met up with people from forums. :cool:

^^^for sure he won't this is what you said ---(would not be suprised if that was from her) i mean how can you saw that :eek: :mad: :rolleyes:

Red-sea: Firstly i don't think you should carry what people say in different threads and transfer it to other. Secondly we are allowed to have different views, he needs to respect yours and your need to respect his and give him his space. Khalaf: yes many can judge, but we are talking about someone’s faith here, and only Allah can judge and know your sincerity, believes. Obviously in the world, there are rules and regulations that allow specific people to judge, and even then i doubt anyone in SOL is at that level. Everywhere i go today i'm replying to you two^