Ibtisam

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  1. Waali, I aint writing it again.
  2. A Hero indeed. I for one WILL not jump into the Thames to save someone who wanted to kill naftoda and jumped. If they fell in wa different story. Anyone who knows what the Thames feels( and in Nov too) and looks like would think 100times before jumping in to save a stranger who wanted out. May allah make it easy for him. Living in a hostel is hard and in some areas dangerous. The Somali maqaxiis should give him a job, maybe then they will serve decent food. Bullshid about a hero in all of us, some of you are finding it hard to give credit where is due let alone go out of your way to help someone. :eek: I know some of you here are selfish, self centered so and so, who will never go out of their way to help someone let alone a stranger or dive into a blood river in winter. :rolleyes:
  3. Just found out I am expected to work till 10pm tonight :eek: Yiiks. Sayid Somal before u send me PM massages please ensure u have space to receive replies. I hate wasting my time writing a reply and not being able to send it. You can come by today and pick up your letter.
  4. ^^^Spelling mistake? dhadku? LEave me alone. I meant I am xuux- not that I am commanding a flood to create fear
  5. Ooo maxa dadka Airportka ka helay?? Plus anigba dadku iga biiqi-
  6. Loool Jb I dont want anyone to get me. On hiding mode- one day anigo Hargisa lukanay uun baad arakii
  7. ^say Walahi? Direct baad tidi? At what cost? I think you just gave me news which makes life so much more comfortable for me.
  8. Good news- Does that mean I dont have to go through Moqdishio, wajire and then Nairobi? I can go from Hargisa to Nairobi?
  9. ^^^with the jinns visiting! :eek: Seems like JB when and committed some sins in Borma, gariri was warning to never let him in again and allow him to sin in their town. I predict Hargisa iyo Burco iyo Bossaso wa lo socoda- a little shake up for adjustment; musuq masaq, iliahey kibirka iyo musuqmasaq ma jeclah. My advise is iis dab qabta. :cool:
  10. I think I am falling in love with Adam all over again. High five Adam I hate nimanka calcala, if you cannot get a decent girl you need to find out what is qaashin about you that keeps attracting that same qaashin. Maybe when you change that, you will be able to find something better. Horta calcal is just such no no go area, uuuf. :rolleyes: Somali men from America and Canada who come here (London) for wife (and it is more common now) I always think that they use to be such ciyaal suuq and block raiders that none of the girls in their own country wanted them so they come for maskiin who will believe all the lies about his perfect past.
  11. I don't know if we can attribute the £250 to the prophet Ms Moons. There is maximum or minimum amount, Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) paid different amounts to his wives. - Umm Habibah (Abu Sufyan’s daughter), four thousand dirhams, (she was a rich women) while in case of the other wives it was generally five hundred dirhams. The dowry of the Prophet’s daughter, Fatima, was four hundred dirhams. This amount cannot be understood in todays value but the important thing is that payment should be in the form of something that has a value even though it may be small. Bottom line as it says in the Quran: The wealthy man according to his means, and the poor according to his means. My advise; don't spend more on your wedding night than your mehr or marriage. For example if hubby can afford to throw £20,000 wedding, then £10,000 for mehr is pocket change.
  12. Nuune, how about 40 year old farah's with big bellies, lost their hair and minjo basto?? C&H for some people time is more important. Ismalura, nothing is free in life, and certainly Mr. Right or Wrong won't land on your lap, you might not have to work FOR it, but you certainly have to work AT it, ask any of the married girls. Markas aya howsha ugu weyne bilamanta. As to be found- lost ma tahey miis or you follow the "I'm diamond in the dirty that has to be found crew"? Sometimes you just need to draw the bugger a good map in big letters, otherwise he will get lost on route and you know men hate to ask for directions.
  13. Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ War sug dee, faanka lago ma degdego. For all we know, Siilaanyo takes his red carpet with him everywhere he goes. You already saw that he walks on red carpet when he leaves Hargeisa dee. Marka maxaad ka ogtahay in ilsa kaarbitkaa loo laalaabo oo diyaarada lo saaro marko wadamadan kale tegayo? The whole debate is about a Kaarbitkaa.
  14. Sharif went Hajji, unless they followed him to Hajj, they got fob off with hotels and charted planes. Better luck in Kenya.
  15. C&H Winter blue had igu so qaadin, anigu blue baban nooqdey. Salam pps. Where is JB I have something I wanted to ask.
  16. Loool at 30yr old women waa as good as dead. Here I thought the Zack was a modern farah :rolleyes: Ismalura, I understand now the problem, wax Mr. Right la idaado ayaad raadinsa. I missed that part markii hore. I am a firm believer there is no such thing as Mr. Right- theoretically Mr. Right needs to have everything together and still be under 35yrs, and that is not really in most cases possible- even less possible in the Somali society. Instead I am a believer in Potential Mr. Right- dhee when he achieves all his things probably 10yrs AFTER you got married buu Mr. Right nooqon, intaa hoordan he will be a semi limping cuuryaan Mr. Nearly there nooh? 30yr old women is the new 20, xata 45yr old ba aroosa, their calafu just got a little lost on the way over.
  17. Juxa left u voice messages. Ka ma so gadsinayo, so don't worry about it. Sayid, I got ur e-mails, edited the stuff, but printer and copier have stopped working- now I am sitting here 2hrs after i was suppose to have finished trying to reinstall or make it work. :mad: If I don't get it working you won't get your stuff till Monday. Sheh, KK & C&H hope u had a good Eid. P.s. Juxa uu sheeg your dummashi I get paid to respond to e-mails
  18. ^^You want Juxa to land in biyo kulul.com Juxa don't answer that, wa trick question.
  19. Who cares why he left, Who is replacing him?
  20. Are these the women or men or is it a mixed team? :confused: EDIT: I get it, all women it says. I don't approve.
  21. ^LOL^ Ismalura Canada has more Somalis than UK nooh? Just open your eyes and don't knock people out while you stare at your feet Or if you are one of those people who drive everywhere, even to the corner shop- farah is not going to jump into your car at the traffic lights, walk once in a while, attend functions, join social networks, some community work. You will run into a few sooner or later. Adam: If I have time I will chat, joke and boost their ego; providing they don't start with: "Yo sister" or "Wag1" or "Whats up, mans seen you" or "is this your ends" or "gal you are jung/phat/ blinging". I mean I really don't look like the "wag1" type of girl, it is wasted on me. The judgment is passed before those words finish leaving their mouth, either way by the time I finish ignoring them or lecturing them depending on how much time I have- they should lose the will to live THAT life at least. Now thank me for service to the community Adam
  22. Salam Alikum Peeps. Eiiiiiiiiiiiiid Mubarak people. I realised recently that when I was little I use to sing: "Wadac wadac ya Ramadan, wadac wadac ya Ramadan..." in the last 15days of Ramadan, does anyone remember that? I realised what we meant in our broke a*ss Arabic now; "hurry up, hurry up and go Ramadan" Childhood in Miyi. Oz your dad is kool- he was going Cinema at 50!!!!
  23. ^ ^ Maxa dhacey Aaliyaah, I did a reply for you then realised wixii maba joogan! Hope u are well.
  24. Oz & Ismalura; Despite being married- I'm still young enough to be chatted up and some don't believe me when I say I am married. Imagine I was single- let’s take this month as an example of the opportunities that can arise: Monday 1st of November- went to a feedback session from NGOs in Puntiland. Saw the usual faces and some new ones. An over excited farah with clearly too many options bored me for a while, before an interesting convo with his friend who seemed much calmer and normal. Friday 5th: A Somali farah came to the Hospital with his hooyo, nice and good looking, but hooyo had him by balls- I let him be. Monday 8th: running for the bus, beautiful farah keeps one foot on the ground while I catch up so the bus don't leave me. Had a nice chat and promised to fix him up with my friend. Thursday 11th: I was Sick as a dog on my way home- was standing on the side of the road when farah asked for directions to the mosque. I don't think he was lost, I don't remember what he looks like- nevertheless If I was looking that would've been another opportunity. Monday 15th: Today packed into the tube like Sardine; Ended up staring at a tall farhs belly for 20mins before there was enough space for me to pack up and take a good look. He had a Canadian Accent and said "Yo, are you from around here" I pretended I didn't hear. Now imagine a single, interested responsive girl Naag daaya ciyaarta 20 will be well in her ability- its like a job search- some you do't have to search for but if you send out your CV, 20 telephone interviews is not much. Its all in the numbers- HAHAHA I'd like for a few to try it like a job and send out CVs, bet you'll report back with a few matches. For a small fee I can fix ppl up.