yeah play a joke on someone on SOL, i feel to annoy someone any ideas?

whatever girl :rolleyes: loooooooooooool @crying when you see loved up ppl (it must mean i spend the whole day cry, i live in London for god sake, thats all i see, it does not bother me, in fact i hardly notice (unless they make a lot fo noise!) looool

so i cried when the girl got the boy, and they kissed and cudled? but why would i cry? i thought that was normal, there is nothing sad about it (well other than the fact she just ruined her whole life! lol) Why do i have a future indian husband, and why the hell does he have a female name?? You have barbie PJ under your bed? loool what on earth for? Part time Bf: what you described above is called qick bang wang or *h*o*e'ish behaviour :rolleyes: i suggest you stay away from it. No thanks i don't want to learn any thing else from you, you crazy women!

^right! what is boi?, what is woshy woshy stuff? and who the hell is salman Khan??

No thanks :rolleyes: my 9 cats any day. What the hell is a part time boy friend anyway, naa hooi joog seriously, you are gonna get your self in so much trouble! What the hell is a sad PJ? I think you let Men control your happiness too much dear. :rolleyes: try leave them alone for a year, i promise you, you won't look back. and when did ben&jerry become a comfort thing, and why on earth do you watch such trash as desperate house wife???? Gosh no wonder you think men are the centre of the universe :rolleyes:

loool, who said you can daydream when on pavement. You mean you don't yet have your victim! miskeen

lool. Good to know you are okay.... i told you to stop dreaming about farahs when crossing roads or at least look where you are going!

Never heard of that song or movie, any good?

Can you stop throwing the dude about, seriously! something is missing from your head! I don't believe i will need a back up plan dear :rolleyes:

^^yes sadly it is. never mind. Your biological clock is unlikely to agree with 5kids if you get married at 30 I still think it is a sick plan

Excuse me! Do you mind :rolleyes: You guys are sick, seriously. Rudy i don't even know what to say to you, you've sank so low, so i'm ignore you :rolleyes:

^it is not, so no evidence... trust me to know.. hhaha i checked that option ages ago! Even if you marry your back up, it is too late to have the perfect 5, :rolleyes: Why don't just adopt the perfect five from somalia if all you want is kids? and there you have kids without a husband.

He must work for FBI or M15 I swear my phone is tapped!

Thats nasty, sounds like a business deal if you ask me. What is wrong of staying on your own if you can't find someone you are not marrying for the sake of marrying. Seriously that is some twisted shid! Mutual understanding, clearly there is something wrong with him and you

^^IT is too hot and expensive there, was looking at the prices yesterday. I can't make up my mind if i should get a years return ticket or just get one way. I'll only come to to Dubai is i do that business, china, somalia thing . You guys are too lazy and slow! gosh :rolleyes: laid back is not even the word

You tell them that and they are okay with it? waa naacas, seriously, rather you are your back up plan than someone who will stand for that shid, or better still get a door mat :rolleyes: or he is gay. Safe net kuulaha, are you kidding :rolleyes:

^^lool^ seriously waan kaa yaaba. Have you never heard, what goes around comes around. imagin if you found out they both using you as back plans!

^^get the hell out of here. Naag taada uu tiro CL waa laagu yerriya.

^loool Cl lady come seriously, even a blind old cow like me can see it, give the dude a break, he can be your 2nd back up plan!

I'm might be passing by Syria with my brother to go to school to learn classic Arabic (only 3months), i was hoping i can sneek off to go to Palestine while i'm there but my brother said he'll kill himself if i do

CL is gone to cook you barris and bassto with hillib , she is expecting you home in 10mins dee, you just turned up early

northerner, i don't want to get too old to travel! lool. Pluz i want to look around, and see what i have missed while living in this little rat hole. Pluz i need to get away everytime they drive me mad!

^why not, i'm sure you back up has kept you up many times (on the phone of course ) no you hang up, no baby you hang up, okay on the count to three, 1, 2, 3. Why are you still here, why are you, yaad yaad ya! :rolleyes:

yeah Kenya is on the list... i don't know about the other two :rolleyes: I'm check out central Africa if i can

David thanks for that Abu yeah why? are you going to report me?