Ibtisam

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  1. Honey I told you aadiga aay toontay saakhayaan ppl, out of the million ethnicity you could have chosen from :rolleyes: I did not expect anything better from them anyway, in fact when I warned you about them, you were tripping about how I was jealous coz Capitan was in the army and knew who to shoot while JAc was a reer baddiya (hence you had the best of both worlds :rolleyes: ) you need to learn from your mistake and get on with it. Time to stop over eating that ice creAM, come see when you want a real man and i'll show you were they are kept locked up
  2. ^loool^ miskeen. looool. sorry i nearly choked on my salad when I read that, who the hell keeps money inside their bar these days, i remember in my retail years few money started digging money out of there, i was horrified to say the least! Well sorry dear but serves you right for being a gold digger and leaving all your money at home or spending it on bags and the biggest crime of all time: going on a date with a farah, what was you thinking Girl! Now now easy there on the ice cream dream, you are going to be OK
  3. Ibtisam

    Have you ever?

    Every muslim knows that and it is like asking proof for zakaat, fasting in the holy month of Ramadan or going to Hajj and Umra, can you see it? Total and absolute non-starters. Khalas! Finito! Understand? I doubt it. What is wrong with asking for proof of Zaaka and Fasting, the evidence is there for whoever needs it regardless of if it is obviouse or not. You made a claim, so support it from the Quran and sunnah otherwise don't impose it on people. The burden on prove lies with the one who is making the claim, for we know that everything is hala unless it has been said that it is haram with evidence. On this issue i have only come across the hadith northerner posted and that is in relation to the jews! No one knows who will die as a Muslim or as a non Muslim, and wishing someone Salam has not been a major problem in different school of thoughts! With the exception of the Salafi's who maintain that you can not say the last part of the full salaam, which is their opinion.
  4. CL i made the tea, girl what did he do to you, you poor thing. I had an idea you might be singing This but i guess i was wrong DO tell, here is the ice cream and double choc cookies
  5. ^^lool^^ nice come back. Haaye JACy biie sheekadi kuu jeestah Either way i'm worried what you two did to the poor girl, she did not show up for work today and her phone has been off. I might have to call 999 is she does not show up soon!
  6. ^^go on?? split the beans, she is gonna give me a full up date anyway, don't you know girls talk (about everything, sooner or later I’m hear how you flopped big time, so you might as well get your side heard first
  7. I wanted to stick my tongue out at ya, but they don't have the face on here. So how was you night out with CL??
  8. i want to be there. boohoo, thats never happened in London
  9. ^^loool. yeah right :rolleyes:
  10. ^^^thats the problem! When you have an Irish Guy who understands your LAng, there was no point here writing ajanabi to avoid offending you
  11. Now that would take a long time to explain :rolleyes: we'll be here till 2morrow, but it certainly aint £850 bag's or shoes or diirca's.
  12. ^^oh did i say H V Day to you by the way, maybe thats why you are felling :rolleyes: like that! CL. I'm glad I don't waste my money like that anymore :rolleyes, seriously don't be silly. :rolleyes:
  13. Are yous seriosuly telling me thats somesort of spoken lang! :rolleyes: lord have mercy! i know hoobora soemthing or another
  14. ^^^loool^ have not made my tea yet, cna't believe it! Khalaf :rolleyes: whatever turns your pages sweetie :rolleyes:
  15. I think i too will have some tea, i need one. cheers
  16. ^^yeah but he brought your decency into question honey Khalaf i think this little discussion of ours is not going anywhere, so just isskaa daaf, i told you i found your comments offensive, and you are making a big issue out of it! as for me being two face, i could not care less what you or anyone else thinks of me, if you don't like it, deal with it. END OF. I'm not here to make you like me nor I'm here to tell people about myself or my true face as you call it.
  17. Lool only if they think I want to get married, how would they know I’m not married anyway, it is not like I have unmarried written on my forehead, and I do not know a anyone (other than my edo, who has not been back for 19years, and surely she does not know anyone). I'm hoping to blend into the city people I might have to tell few white lies, for example I’m married if it is as bad as you guys are saying
  18. looool CL you better do a U-turn right there and change of plan. You don't want Farah's camping out your take away shop, when you walk in with your farah this time don't post where you are going on internet sites
  19. ^^you two are evil. I'm ignore you. In any case no one can be forced to do anything, or i just might hook myself up before i leave I don't know which one is worse. lool
  20. Firstly that will never happen. Secondly if it did, i would say habaarka iiku shoob please adeero :rolleyes: Allah is not gonna punish me for that, after all it is not fair.
  21. ^^no thanks dear :rolleyes: CL loooooooooooooooooool ROTFL looooool Primark looool, maybe he knew you like that place so much, they do flowers? looooooooool
  22. ^^you are kidding right? looool at least she was practical! Lool
  23. CL; lool, just tell him thanks, and move on dear, it is not a big deal. By the way what was the worse present you got on Vday or who was the worst person that gave you a present on Vday? I'm already laughin thinking of answers Captain: sure, send on