Ibtisam

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  1. ^^Market aah :rolleyes: since when did one go shopping in Markets for women, are they kept in window displays by any chance yaa Paragon? iinamadin yaayarr waan kaa yaabe :rolleyes: JAC. Since when did coca cola factory produce kids? that one is new to me, in which case then everyone needs to go to coca cola to get their share of kids. :rolleyes: And please don't tell your other story and hijack the thread. :rolleyes:
  2. Uncle is the key word, honey, having 21kids did not take anything out of him, just 2mins here and there, now and then, hency why he is still young, well and kicking. :rolleyes: Ask one of his wife's, i'm sure they have a different story to tell! p.s. How can any one say only when they speak of any number greater than 1 (in reference to kids especially!)
  3. Val lool @at a clan i had not heard off. Some guys are beyond stupi*d. I remember once this guy told my friend that the only condition he asked of her was that he wanted " only 10kids" :rolleyes: Needless to say, he asked for rejection with both hands CL. Well it was true, but then i did what i do best, run for cover lool
  4. ^^certain he meant lool Anyway surely he should know a bit about them before asking them to marry him, sometimes it will save him asking and being rejected :rolleyes:
  5. loool lool, Maybe there is something about his attitude that makes girls feel like they have to give up all their dreams and goals when they marry him. Some guys just make marriage sound like the end of your life, you would stup*id not to run for cover or he can marry an older women who has already done her education rather than focusing one younger ones who have not decided where to go with life yet!
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    JEcelo

    ^^lool^ are you sure you were just snoring and not sleep talking, confessing all your sins no doubt! JAc and CC Get a F* Room Please
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    JEcelo

    Now lovers in the air, sorry did not mean to see ya too red handed at it, what did i tell you about keeping the door close! :rolleyes:
  8. loooooooooooooool, what a silly world we live in, i guess you can manage anything if your practice long enough. You can never break an egg point down, regardless of how strong you are, so i guess he just worked on balancing on the point, which is hard since it is so small, but then again he is a small man!
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    JEcelo

    she heard absences makes the heart fonder, so she took a walk, go after her dee nacasyho, or hungri will be there in a flash
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    JEcelo

    Lol Jac, naag waalan jaar hoowga boodin, stick wid taat taaqanid CL, at least you know when she'll kill ya and how
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    JEcelo

    Damn CC and Jac, i never saw dat one coming, i'm sure CL would be heart broken and shocked I wonder why she don't like sheh and she likes Jac wat a strange child
  12. looooooooooooooool looooooooool those questions were hard, unless you know somali well and the family tree :rolleyes: :cool:
  13. You mean other than having different coloured body parts, hiding from the sun and winking at men and chatting them up all from behind their jalabee's, if that is not spooky enough I don't know what is! :rolleyes:
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    Pictures :D

    :mad: :mad: When did my pictures thread because shukanise AKA maskeen caawiye, get the hell out of here, move it the lot of you ( you could've at least done it in english then i would ve said i was there and it was beause of my thread ) Hodman, no worries hun, what if i told you that was my first since i was born, makes your one year gap sound like bliss
  15. Funny when my brother came back from HArgisa last year he had a different story to tell. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  16. loool, this is.......... :rolleyes: Right of course it is Islam, Now why did I not think of that! Pray tell me, what has not having Islam do for you? ( I’m assuming you don't have Islam because you excluded yourself by using "you" rather than "we" or "US". So tell me the advantages of not following Islam. What should we follow? Modernisation? Liberalism? How does one relegate Islam so that it only functions in places of worship and charity? Is everything that is good not worship? Lastly, what features of Islam can hold you back in the modern world (other than riba/ investment). Why can Islam not contribute to the Abolishment of Clan After all Islam says that we have been divided into clans/ tribes so that we may identify one another, not to degrade each other. Is Cillim/ Seeking Knowledge described in Islam as a never ending process, hence the famous saying "knowledge before action" So education, education and more education Islam says. If a Whole society is based on self interest you will just emerge with the old class system, the survival of the highest and the demise of the lowest, how would you get around that. Isn't the role of the state in the west community interest, if you agree how does that differ so much from Islam, the role of the welfare of the community as a whole? How does Islam prevent Somalia from Looking across the ocean to India as a trading partner or strategic alliance, How come the strong presence of Islam in India has not Harm them. Finally how much of Islam do you know to discredit its benefits, e specially its role in a function political Islamic system. Do you judge Islam by the followers of Islam or by scripture?
  17. ^^Ouch^ i hope not in Africa, they will all die, under those conditions. It is not like the bush women can do it. :eek: :cool:
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    Pictures :D

    Loool North, They are not just for you my friend! Dabshid I came back on the Sunday just gone. IT was lovely, coming back to work on Monday was not FUN!! Edit: Dabshid, Allah been uuma sheeken ee I’m in one of the pictures (jumping down like a geeljirad that I am) so will ya….?
  19. I'm trying to figure our how they did the research to start off with, negating all the other correlations and contributions. That’s probably why they took so long, :rolleyes: Okay I thought wrong ya taliban. Thanks. The second illustration, how old is it?
  20. ^^^THAt is a might Jump Would you not say. I thought the majority of the population is Sub Saharan Africa was Muslim anyway, so they practice would have been used. In any case it only offers 40% protection, not complete. A lot of people would have died of aids either way (not to mention other ways of getting Aids, such as sharing medical equipments (needles etc), cuts etc).
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    Pictures :D

    These ones were in Suuq ahamdia and The Ummaaydian Mosque. Subxanaallah I saw the most disturbing things there, and the most crazy worshipers. In this mosque is the grave of John the Baptist (people pray on it, throwing bits of cloths on to it for blessing, and drop dollar bills inside it. There is also Where the Prophet BPUH took his ride to heave from, and the worship place of Khidir. There the spot where Issa (CS) will come down to name few of the features. The suuq Outside of the mosque ANd i do not know how to flip the picture, so don't break your necks
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    Pictures :D

    Here is where i fell off a camel, Well i wanted to jump off like a geeljiirad Below the Hotel at Palmyra I think this was on Our way to Jordan Taliban your new name is FBI spot on. Emperor. I did not see any Somali people at all anywhere, i did not even see black people, all i saw was Arabs :rolleyes: Canno Geel: YEs now I am, after my holida
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    Pictures :D

    Damn you guys are demanding or what, I thought you would have known, okay they ones I remember where they hell they were I will add description OKAY. Most of the pictures are from Syria as I spent the most time there, there are few from Jordan and even less from Lebanon, Specially after excluding all the pictures with me and other people in it. The next 5Pixtures are taken while i was in Palmyra p.s. and i can't make the pictures bigger, so too bad