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^^NOT AT ALL dear, i refuse to believe so, i take my dacas out if anyone ever tried to say it to me lool @what kind of people do you roll wid!

In Honour of *S*T*U*I*P*D People. In case you needed further proof that the human rac is doomed through *********, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods....... On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) =========================== On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) ========================== On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) ======================= On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) ==================================== On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(the shoplifter special?) =========================== On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....) ============================ On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) ======================== On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?) ============================== On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (..I'm taking this because???....) ============================== On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?) ========================== On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) ============================== On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?) =========================== On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) ===========================

^^Maaxaa nicenimeeda kuu toose adiga, xaagaad kaa aaragae?? Nice normal means waa *N*a*c*a*s, it is like calling a guy maskeen, if a women ever calls you miskeen waaxabe kuu qarinas. Imagine if you were a nice maskeen guy, wee kuu daamate, nice just means you are a roll over, people can get away with being rude, offensive because you are "nice".

^^NOPe, daakaa nice gal luugu yeedo, waaxaab loo khaariniyah! :rolleyes: Xanthus will do thank you very much

^^^lool^^Okay okay I get it :rolleyes: p.s. I don't fear an force, I'm just good mannered lool

How do you know^^ Maala adddiga baan waaxa baan kaaranyah? I better be nice to you

^^He cannot reject that which was never on offer dear, but I like that you are smart enough to try and turn the tables on someone else to hide form your old crime/mistake. It would've been easier if you had just said sorry and took the comment back, when it was just the two of us earlier. However since you did not, I'm afraid it is now too late, the damage has been done, it is much bigger, and both YOU and JB shall be dealt with severity, my clan shall so forceful yet ever so gentle kick you both off the bench! p.s. don’t bother uniting, my clan can take on both of yours, and no GEEL shall save either of you today.

lol @somaliland is still vacant. North, Peru is where Ngong will sale out for, total sale out! I hope it is worth it!

^^^Loool^ Not true my clan has other sloutions, like take his sister and marry her to an old man from my clan North lol, maahessa maa jiirtoo, just send it! lol, damn Qabil indeed

^^^STop being so mean to a fellow ........our clans (if not the same are next door to each other,) do you really want to start a war over little JB. :rolleyes: Anna kaak doow, there is more chance you are related to me than him! Must I also remind you that in fact you are too late already waa lee bixiiy, so is JB

Castro ^^^Loool^ Don't come back before you have that list! lol Faarrid, have mercy, she was only kidding. Ngong: What did you call me?? :eek: :rolleyes: You want to press that Edit Button fast before i send my clan after your A*ss. something’s clans are good for! We need the kind of help where the patient is asked so...What exactly did the ant say to you when it threatened you?

^^^Come again atheer

Some of you need serious help, FAST, I don't think even Xiin can help. :rolleyes:

JB,I need Ngonge to stay on the fence! for good measure, call him the security guard, he will notify them (SOmalilanders) of any change in the wind and warn them about oncoming intellectual traffic, while at the same time directing the response All from the fence, also he can tell when and if the grass is greener on the other side. also JB You are damaging my rep, please remain focus on the dicussion ME: Break the circle at one end first, no need to fully destroy everything

JB: WRong, I just don't see the sense in turning these poor people back to -10, when they have reached 20, all on their own. If the rest catches up with them one day, then they may be tempted, until then, haa kaa waalani their little shelter with ideals that mean and achieve nothing, Somalinimo my as*S. To be honest I could not care less, what banner people fly as long they can go about their business in peace. As for the rest, see old thread, close the door behind you will ya Where is your definition from, by the way JB?? I'm sure you are aware the legal conditions for recognition, they are only missing 2components and I believe they already have a type of recognition. In any case I don't think anyone can legitimize or break them, not having the latter recognition has not harmed other countries in similar situations, e.g. Taiwan- they are more successful than most African countries. Me I feel like i just go around in circles with you :rolleyes: OK you said: 1. a united Somalia and Somalis fighting together against the Ethiopians. Dude are you out of your mind?? do they look/ sound united to you??? check out this forum (forget Somalia, open your eyes)and even lets just say they united and got rid of the Ethiopians, guess what the old enemy is back, clans/ tribes, who rules. If you give some bullshid about democratic elections I'm going to Laugh This is Somalia dude, it is not possible, too many big power hungry clans, who are not willing to live under the rule of another clan :rolleyes: 2. the status quo and waiting for the Ethiopian tanks to reach the North. When and if this happens (lord forbid) the north can deal with it, alone or with other Somali people, same way some Landers are fighting the Ethiopians in the south now.

Originally posted by Johnny B: quote:Originally posted by Xanthus: Market :rolleyes: I hate that word. Yes religion is the end of your road, but...but... Oh never mind. I give up. Pragon, Can i borrow your "cimamad" ? JB atheer out of luck, Paragon does not even have a cimamad, in fact he is anti Cimamad :rolleyes:

^^^SEE now that makes perfect sense to me, I Just don't see the point of joining an out of control, falied state.

^^^ :rolleyes: Right! Here comes blondi with his 2cents! Dude it is past the time they needed a Justification, people just need to deal with it, and get on with life, even join in the parties

^^Why are you still after YeY.....I mean is this your ticket to ambassadorship to Peru? Snitch's are not good

^^^Lool^^ Good on ya. TheSomaliE: Why what you gone do, tell YEY and the ethiop troops :rolleyes:

^^Thanks Sharmark: I publish articles on Somalia in non somali websites, so I need the source/ link.

^^Source Please?

^^^Okay, I get it now sorry it is still early morning lol Edit: lool full decks. But What does he do July 15th, start putting the deck away and change clothes. I guess any excuse for a party

^^It certainly won't be TFG :rolleyes: Why does it matter anyway. I guess they wanted to confuse few heads. guerrilla operations and explosions are the beginning of the new strategy I hope they target military bases rather than random shopping markets/ mosques etc like other guerrilla operation. But which ever way you look at it THIs kind of strategy will only harm the local innoccent people.