^^^Not you, he means the poster :rolleyes:

Defending me aah, Ngonge you really don't want to go there, Seriously kaa joogo. I get even more paranoid, maaxaad iga raabatah, who do you work for, yaa kuu soo diirah????

So why some chew Qaad, you stare at TV screen's. I wonder WHAT exactly you watch that could be so addictive, but something tells me i don't really want to know,....Does hooyo know by the way? Maybe i send to send her a cajaalad

^^^Okay that is still not nice 100DVD's. They want you to have no social live and to become blind! Give it back to them, and tell them you are two busy and don't appreciate the fact that they are assuming you have that much free time in life, Don't they know how short life is?? Go on tell em that

^^All about Movies??? No that is not nice!, why did they not give you the actual movies??

^^my new body guard! haha. Ngonge I've seen your somali over in the Politics section, so maaxaad kuu qoosli? Jac: let me write it in english for ya, I'm sure its better than my somali ""Sami'Allahu liman hamidah" (Allah hears those who praise Him)"Rabbana lakal hamd." (Our Lord, praise be to You). Better?? p.s Don't day waaxab kuumaan baarin

^^^^Aaliyah, Go there first then report back, as for changing my story , well what can I say they taught me a lot of things (sadly not about the deen)....for example I can do the Somali faadi: sitting and balancing with just my feet, and washing clothes/ dishes in Daarqsaal in that position (its harder than it sounds, almost as hard as sitting over hole called the toilet), they do have washing machines but its not like ours, you have daami with water, add the washing powder and the clothes all in one place, its too much work, better you just wash it with your hands. Oh and AAliyah take your sun glasses, the sun is blinding there, but be aware you will be called aafra indoolee, so you have more to worry about than my figures reaching you.

^^^Where is this place Kreepy Kid~~ & Whats the story with your name?? I need to find a new home (country) Anyone live anywhere that is fabulous!. We need more of them London Transport police with Dogs to get all those people who don't pay off the bus :mad: They came on half way through my Journey this morning, when people saw them out of the window, everyone run for the door, there was less than 20 of us left on the bus, It was good to have a seat.

^^^YEP, want some??? loool ROTF, FOC. lool

^^^^LOOOOL^^ I kind of dusted my somali off when i went back, Tell serenity i speak better somali than her please she thinks I’m hopeless and i butcher the language

^^^lool somalified orange juice^^

^^^not at all, try it and see if it works, or if you die, then we'll discuss it

^^put the phone on speaker mode and then stand up, hold your nose with one hand, and your foot with the other, put your head between your knees, so you are balanced on one foot, then speak and say "i'm dying, i can't breath, i will call 2morrow if i'm still alive" .... sorry i've never called in sick, can't help!. Rokko, lool no i did not take a picture of bread, it is the normal french rolls they have in tesco's

^^Okay, I was scared of the people i did not know, but for the ones who I knew, iindaah faar kaa geelin jirie Lool Val I'm take channel 5 with me next time

^^Its true they still ve it now. P, too late, i had yogurt and orange juice

What can i eat for lunch??

^^^^looool^^ Val: ROTF loool

^^Why do you think i don't know how to pray, I just told them not to look around while praying, shout as if their the imam and not to lift their hands up in the air and rock back when they saamiicaalaahu liiman xaantuu. see! ask Jac, it is so common!

VAl: No i did not ask everyone if they think before they pray, i asked one or two cuz, who were praying incorrectly, and when i tried to correct them, I said miyaad iskaa tuukantaah and they said, daadkuba wii iiska tuukaadan. Lily; A lot of the people i met had similar or same attitude.

^^^lol^^ I did not say impress, the truth is they don't find the fact that someone is praying as impressive at all. With some people i think it has no meaning, one of our security guards use to say waan soo foorfoorsanya, or maadaaxan duulka kuu soo xooqaayah, it was all a big joke. To be honest i was disappointed because they have so much opportunity to make use of Islamicly while we have less (time, effort, availability, money)and they don't or it does not show, Islam is a way of life, and you can see it on people, i did not see it in Somalia

The french bread, its nice. lool north, i'm sure you guys have normal bread too, just look for it.

Subxanallah, and we wonder why we are being punished.

^^^Keep your hair on dear^^ I was merely pointing out that there is no thought process involved, it is like eating food three times a day because food is placed in front of you! I should change to "the people i met pray because...." but the other that i stand by it! Ngonge: Don't put words in my mouth please.

^^Short knickers?? why are you asking him that Ms DD, sounds dodgy. Ngonge mullah supports just like to follow something, anything!

You are talking out of your own observations and perceptions. Could it be possible that when you're in the West you mix with religious people (for obvious reasons) and that when you're home you mix with ALL sorts of people? No I don't mix with religious people in the west at all, they think they are too good for the likes of me :rolleyes: If they do they always tell me off, ~~And I have few really good Muslim friends, the rest are dodgy Muslims, fake Muslims, weak Muslims or many non Muslim. So no your theory is flawed. I mix with ALL sorts here.