^^loool^ Haha. I should try that sometime. NB, I was referring to this I do not keep a collection of 24yr olds, I like my men like my daily qaxwo.. Rich, Dark(marin lol), and hot You do know Qaxwo means Tea right....maana Aaf soomaliga kuu baara haadab waa yaab eh! Isslamaah maxa laaga see yaa baal?? :rolleyes: don't worry in time you too will lose our youth, your teeth and look old and wrinkly haadee allah naafta kuu taadyo! Death and/ or old age is a certainty.

^^^lool. Zenobia; lool, I see you have changed colours since I saw you last. How bored are you guys?? For those of you who were expecting a show! shame on you!!! You know I'm not a bully... so get a life you big kids! NB: Did you miss my underlining sarcasm, ( erm I was kidding about being jealous oh well never mind. Good luck with your tea ahem *men* I mean.

Whatever your wife or husband deems to be romantic is gaaddamn romantic even if she wants little whip here and there that is romantic! if the farax beleives you bringing his weeso as romantic that is romantic....everyone sees romance in different light! lool, haha

^^loool^ Yep I have mastered that art!. I text a lot, but it is not just the calls, I have a bad memory, so my phone runs my life for me, what time I wake up, when I sleep, what I have to do each day, appointments, meetings, numbers, dates, addresses, passwords. I have everything in there.

I would ask you to point out what gave you such impression, or exactly what you observed, because I totally missed it but frankly I cannot be bothered to continue this..... :cool: Contest you say?? lool okay Have you not noticed, I'm jealous of your collection of all the 24+ Farahs in London and your booming social life and your Job, Oh and your great attitude to life, not to mention you wonderful observation skills. lol seriously don't worry your pretty head, I'm just kidding. :cool: p.s. Dabshid :rolleyes: Are you imagining things dear?

^^loool^ right on the money there! I have a question for people! is there anyone who does not have a phone?? I forgot my phone today I've never felt so lost, out of touch, unloved and lonely! Even worse the feeling of lack of control of my life and surroundings and cut off from everything and everyone. I realised when I got to work, and I entertained the thought of going home to get it! How does anyone function without a phone in this day and age?

North you are too fast for your own good! HAHa sorry. Jac must be laughin that he was missed to the extent that someone rang him! HAHa

^^Are you kidding me? Sounds like you have been upgraded. Mashallah. Lucky for some eh!.

^^loool He said when he does return he will be back with vengeance and he will post 10 threads every 5mins I'm serious, he said he had enough, and is using few other forums to fill the time SOl took up. 3years of abuse is not being thin skinned Ngonge.

^^^ Sweety I know you are inline with the poster and Dashid, so why don't you inform Kahina that you are the source of the light she seems to think you are blocking!

^^^lool, how evil, why? Only the old, pregnant, mothers, children and the fat will suffer, what have they done to you lately? Ngonge: JAc is upset and has taken time off this site, everyone was having a go at him, making him feel down & low, and dismissing his threads! Constantly talking about how he floods the place. He said no more, I have had enough of these people who just moan!

^^ how many mins are you allowed online now? How do you like it? is that maskaax been used more now? loool @ Khania, yaan uu kuu cuunin niiku Sharmarkee you won't be the first to try that :rolleyes: You will fall off the bandwagon soon enough, they all do, some just take longer than others to get all the hints

^^An old married man, careful dear I don't want his wife to knock you out! Indeed something small to you could make a big difference.

^^Give it a rest would you, I'm in a mood to bite people's heads off today. :mad:

I would claim mine and keep the other regardless of what background they had. If I cannot do it legally, I would steal my baby back and move to my mothers hut in the Miyi or something (after I sue the hospital) If they are nice people/ Muslim or I don’t turn out to be so selfish, I would ask them to move next door so we can all be together. It will be very inconsiderate and greedy of my to take both kids and leave them hanging. If they are bad parents, I’d knock them out before I run off

Althougth we still have ages to go. Ramadan Mubarak people. Hopefully this year we won't return to all the bad habits we drop, and may all our fast and good deeds be accepted.

lool @ Zenobia. I do sense a bit of hostility coming from GHANIMA! Bring it... you want me 2 act 16? Aight we'll see about that Who me?? :confused: Are you okay dear, I've been uncharacteristically nice thus far. Some people being nice to them waa uugaa taartah. :rolleyes: I do not do cyber kuu dirir. I thought you were already acting 16...you mean there is more? Go right ahead and knock yourself out, I could not care less. :rolleyes: :cool:

^^when he is 18yrs old dee! that is 6years older than him,

^^^loool aaw you poor thing (NOT you went half way around the world!) I'm glade all is well. Make sure you pop round before you move or else! :mad: lool Nope it is not sad at all, it is very healthy, some "me" time. I like shopping by myself, then I can take my time or rush at my leisure depending on my commitments. Taking walks in the park/ by the lake is peaceful and lovely to do alone…so peaceful

^^WHy oh Why lady! Poor sods (both wife and husband) Imagine they dated for years and only seen each other looking fab, then they get married and they see each other "looking like death" to quote Lily from another thread! Loner are you back yet?

^^You really don't act your age, (don't worry it is a good thing) I thought you were about 15/ 16 Ngonge: I do I was married in my past life, Honestly, and I'm some what married now...to my family of course. and mother in laws...well I have seen some ahem....ones and lovely sweet old ladies. Just depends on your sorry luck. You probably upsetted lady Z, what did you do? :mad: :cool:

Zenobia bad day hun? loool HAHA Social Life is overrated, expensive and adds nothing to your life, I'd rather sit at home by myself, or watch TV, do some cleaning. The main reason is priority changes for a married women, she is not going to be out all the time with her girlfriends like she use to, or yap on the phone with them all time like she use to, before it was just hooyo complaining, now she has a demanding kusband. She is busy worrying about her hair, nails, looks and uunis, while her old girlfriends are worried about what bag she should buy, where she should go and eat or if she should meet that farah for dinner or how tiring it is working 9-5. The married one is busy trying to balance married life with work, and trying to pick few things from her old life to take into her new life, sadly some friends just don’t make it into that list and get sacrificed. She now has 4 nosy new sisters, a monster new mother, 2sets of ayeeos, 20 new cuz who’s names she must at least try to remember, did I mention new dishes she is trying to learn to cook, oh and keep up with the latest fashion (his family is coming around again, she does not want to start gossip about her curtains or her diirac). How exhausting, I don’t think she has time to sit around or shop four days in a row till she drops, no, no she will be labelled waaragasto by the new family. Oh and finally after all that, she must have time to spend with fairly stranger of a husband (who knows he might have something special to offer after all). I think she does not remember anything about friends now let alone social (read time wasting) life. Hope that answered your question NB.

^^^^Most descriptive I've seen ya! The trolls 1 is run by Londoners ( and Jac) so I won't be surprised if this gives Trolls1 a run for its posts. I think that was Ngonge intention all along!

^^^^looool^^^ damn the evil side is coming out! lool.

Okay then, daakuu waa waashin these days, she paid to here those cringing sentences and silly excuses. Naag waalan she deserves it, I guess she just wanted to pay for sex splattered on a plate- unbelievable indeed!