Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^How thick is he then! I mean nomadique is always laughing, you don't need to major on her to make her I could not agree more with nomadique, there are countless other cheesy statements like that which warrant a slap, :rolleyes: or an evil laugh! lol Nomadique, it was really his fault, he complained he missed his creative writing, so I thought I'd refresh his mind and show him what he did previously! lol
  2. Rudy, I edited my post so that you won't be offended, and taas ayaad keent :rolleyes: Could at least have been kidnapped by someone stronger than me! what the hell! an old man!. By the way your writing skills have improved significantly in this thread above, you must have worked on it all night! you poor thing, but I'm glad you put in all that effort
  3. O Lily what is there to learn??, I've master this art of "bajaq, jimneeskidaada (WTF), Yaaqoo..." shall I go on, but I don't I can call it "Somali" just Wareer Badan Trolling in Somali is just not good Tuujui: There is a sister already called Xuux, I guess you have not met her yet nooh? P.s. Like I did once before Fro Hungri & JAc, I might have start and dedicate a thread for this new Somali trolling take over
  4. Maskiin, I hope he gets on okay now and can have a some what normal life. Muslim families are bit stranger to say the least, I'm sure if her mother paid her enough attention as a child and as she grew up they could have avoided this embarrassing late stage discovery. P.s. I feel sorry for the husband, that is a shock +
  5. Fahiye If I was not fasting meel baan kaa tuuri laahaa, On a serious note, everyone Wahhabi fundamentalists buu kaa qaalinanyah, I need to see where these wahabist are baal. :rolleyes: Never the less, None Muslims should be able to live and practice in Muslim countries without being persecuted. As Muslims we should be tolerate and respectful of other faiths, providing they do not harm us.
  6. Edit *Nevermind* Kool Kat: Waan kaa cilmiyood my comment and deleted it, hence nevermind.
  7. Good thing I don't eat burgers, I doubt I can look at them the same way after that... eeeeeeeeewh Loool @ Calooshu ku socotay! that is a nasty haabar which is not even used! loool HEhe. Shall I say amin toolow! loool
  8. ^^^Loool @ something you want to tell me. waa Ramadan dee, I've been told I need to be more loving, and I promised I will try. I thought these chessy stories might help but they are just making me *cringe*! On the real, I'm waiting for my lesson and visiting *old* SOL. so no, nothing to tell ...
  9. ^^Sis look around, waa this new somali takeover! headed by Tuuuuji/ Jac and Co. Loool@ Dhinacga ka daldalum! looool. Aaliyah It takes too long to read somali, I can do a few lines, but paragraphs after paragraphs makes me feel dizzy! Lol Pluz foruming is not suppose to take so much effort. This revived family need to create their own threads me thinks.
  10. Hello ^^ Ngonge that is so so nasty, I could beat you over the head for that! :mad: Seriously Muslims are going to die for over eating, over cooking! LEts just say Food will kill them, sooner or later. Just look at the size of that pan/ digsi :rolleyes:
  11. ^^You said that last time! and word on the streets was that you insisted on entering the country with just your S/L papers and no visa no ticket and got sent back! Try and get it right this time will ya! ...Oh Lord! Ghanima...Why are you Embarrassing me like that...Agaah? Lol Bob, you told me you wanted an Eid Present. Dee this is your present, along with two other threads that have come back from the dead.( I went shopping in SOL) After Eid I expect you will be continuing the stories soo maaha?
  12. My current impression: The Baro family is back! and I can see a slow take over. All the topics now have junks of unreadable somali! baal saanu yeelnaah :rolleyes:
  13. Ciid Mubarak brother & sisters. May allah accept all yoru fast and keep you on the right path after Ramadan. Salam
  14. Ibtisam

    Today I....

    Salam. Ameen to all your duas guys, I really hope/ pray so. Thanks
  15. Ibtisam

    Chasing Safia.

    This one is slightly better. I like this xalimo Safiya. I'm not a fan of Ibrahim :rolleyes: Guy needs to get a grip of his emotions.
  16. I am sad and mad to see this xaalimo falling for these lame lines and cringe worthy fake "charm" Never the less it is a chessy easy read
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    Today I....

    I just found out my former roommate and cousin die Today, I never got to ask for her forgiveness for all those evil jokes I played on her. May Allah forgive me, May Allah SWT make her suffering her reward and grant her paradise. For a 26year old she sure suffered a lot.
  18. ^^^Loool^ Will do inshallah. watch out for a small short xalimo (compared to you dee! ) specially if she jumps out on you. I’ve Pm’d you my demands Hey North... Lucky for some but good luck inshallah
  19. Amiin^^^ @all yoru dua's CG Hmmm might be an idea, bit evil if you ask me, can you not just give him a crash course? FB You mean you won't...hang on this is for someone else and not you, yaah? I'm confused now... can you or can you not cook?? aaliya okay hon. Lily You can say that again
  20. Loool. This was a good read. lool Hehe
  21. ^^^That sounds so evil. Hopefully they will not be punished for what they forgot.
  22. ^^You can not guide who you want, and guidance is ultimately from Allah. You've been asked to do your part as a parent, that is all you can do. Correcting a wrong with a wrong does not make it right. And I'm not being liberal, honestly it is just the reality. There are a few parents who do their best and still their kids hit the highway, but for the rest they let the society bring up their kids for them, which is a dangerous thing. Especially the older generation, the gap between child and parent is enormous, and it is the society which fills that gap. Parents almost have a police role and drive all un-Islamic actions underground. How parents I know who think they have perfect children, because their kids have developed multiple identities. The dua may also be the problem, baal uu sheek all the married ones
  23. ^I was being sarcastic! Lol that is exactly what I meant.
  24. North really? in what, well better hurry up before you get too old ( according to some, the older you get, the less likely you will return to education) Lool @African players. Oh and Thanks Yaabka, maybe I guess it is better than nothing, unless it means we will just have better educated and more sophisticated warlords, which is not good at all They say learning is the key, maybe, hopefully. Xalimo: ULU are you kidding me? lol