About bloody time!!!

^^^What did you do the original Malika on the forum?

^^WHo me??? :confused:

Ps there is something abt heels though you wear them you instantly transformed into a sexy thing I mean your walk, your stature, the extension it adds to your legs.. Hence why people argue about its Hala' ness. Let me in on the joke...Waayo kaan baas ee Mr. Shades laa daaho?? Malika: U sure we are in the same country?? It was raining when I woke up and the shining sun is misleading...it is freezing!

^^I tried learning Cantonese. I got as far as "Ni how ma mi legloin" before I gave up. Let me know how, and if Mandarin is any easier.

^^^ Can't wear those damn thing for more than four hours. Pluz I'm always running late everywhere and I like to be able to run around without fear of breaking my ankles or falling flat on my face. You should only wear heels, if you have the luxury of strolling everywhere and hired help, or at least a driver. Who is Mr. Shades??? :confused: I guess that answers your question

I was not impressed with this at all. I cannot believe some of you liked it!

^^^add 3 to that, and you are home. when I said perfect... I meant national average height for women. Officially I'm not short Lool HAHa

CL. No I'm the perfect height, without heels ask Ngonge....

^^Why send him to the ghetto’s?? and places over crowded with Somali’s. I'd never send anyone to those areas, I would not even go myself...unless I was forced! lol. Send him to the clean nice areas, or the historical sites.

^^^keep waiting. Ngonge, this is the original, back to basics. Keep up! Oh and yes I agree, some of the best people are short!

^^Sorry yes.. typo, I corrected it. Lool, HAHA, right on the money.

1. English Slang(I'm NOT joking) 2. Standard English 3. Somali (Y'll know how my writing is though) 4. Bengali (I know you are thinking WTF, but it is true) 5. Speak & reading Arabic 6. Broke A*ss French 7. I use to speak Xabashi… I don’t think I can anymore, I just remember all the swear words, and how to buy bread, hello, few other things...there is no one to practice on. I've been trying to learn Swahili for a while now, I'm hopeless without my phrase book, and my teacher’s dumped me.

Caadan, I'll send you what is happening and who is who guide, for the period you are here, when you book your ticket, do let me know inshallah. P.s. I may, I don't think you should go anywhere with CG, unless you like really strange, wired as*s things, Or you are feeling experimental, then CG is your man.

^^^Something wrong with short?? :rolleyes: you make short sound like a cursed disease. AAliyah...depends on how religious you are.... the argument goes something like this: 1) You are distorting your looks, i.e. you are misleading people into thinking you are taller than you actually are. 2) They draw attention to you by the sound they make, which makes heads turn (with the expectation that they will see a nice per of legs, even clawed in a long garment) 3) On the day of judgement, the ground will complain about you. 4) The encourage you to do your *ahem* sexy little walk. CL, better days to come

I was shocked when I met Syrian Jews in my travels. Apparently they are small community in Syria. I know many Christian Arabs, there is this strange closeness that you feel towards them simple because they happen to speak Arabic and one would assume they understand Muslims better than other non-Muslims. Although in a repressive countries they may hate Muslims more than other non Muslims who are not exposed to us. Geel Jire, I met a Turkish girl who was Druze, I asked her to give me a low down of it,... very random, bit like taking the convenient things out of each religion.

^^^^Yeah only people from my region....London that is, we don't make a habit of calling each other names, other than our own given names, if we do not know each others names, we do not talk. No one has asked me my clan either...well till I went back home...then it was your address.

^^^NO, just trash, made up exaggerated cra*B, bad source. I read it if and when Islamphobia watch flags up one of their trash, so I can write my complaint and flood them. How many friends do you have?...think hard before you answer.

Waaxa iigu taaran daakan isu jeebinayah. I would not comment on this topic, but can I point out to those who are trying to draw a comparison between Qaldan* and Faaqas*h, Sorry to burst your bubble but the two cannot be compared on any grounds, nor do they hold the same weight or stem from the same events. IT is pointless trying to pull a bag over people's eyes with this regard. The first time anyone called me Q*aladan was on SOL, (by Khalaf) before then, never came across it in my life.

Happy Bday old man....I pray u see many more.

Zero. Does it matter?

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. 23.14, 23.15, ........

^^^You are almost divorced due SOL, not WORK!!! @ LOZ: You need to learn to delegate work to others in your team or the people you manage. It is really a control issue, in that you do not trust anyone else to do as good job of things as you, or fear they might not get it done. Instead of chasing someone else to do it, you just rather do it your self. If this is the case take a crash course in management, I can suggest some online ones: they’ll teach you everything from motivating, to punishing to enslavement. IF that is not it, then you love and enjoy your work so much, that you want to be doing it 24/7, I cannot help you. Otherwise you are just starting up and have a lot of ground work to do, and cannot afford a bigger team, in which case you can slave for a while, till you can get a bigger team. Or do you work, because you have to? i.e. your external responsibility are too greate, or you looking to retire by teh age of 35, then yeah it is okay. Why are you a workaholic, are you running away from other aspects of your life? Is it all that you have ever known, so you don’t know what to do with your self if you are not work…in which case get busy, find new hobbies, make some friends, sports, dancing etc. Tell me WHY and I shall give you the solution. Tell me a bit more. A former workaholic, I have fully recovered and now in the opposite extreme.

^^^^ lol well I'm sure it is better than working

^^^Workaholic baa iilah laadlayah! :rolleyes: Don't you have some work to do or something. You better worry about curing that problem, and forget everything else. P.s. Be nice, I’m working on some tips for you.