Ibtisam

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  1. Nin waalan, when i was a little kid, my edo use to tell me "oorod oo waalida biyo iskaa shuub" one of my cuz once went and threw a whole bucket of water over herself, after edo said that to her. loool it still makes me laugh. looool. so JB I'm sya it to you maataah. lool
  2. Looooooooooooool @ JB connect ur TV to the tree. lol. North, hello. Lool @ not laydh. lol
  3. ^LOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool You idoit! Haahahahah looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Hahah aal beerka. lool I was being sarcastic! Looooooooooooooooooooool heheh loool hahah
  4. :rolleyes: It is sad some people are still stuck on the stone age. What is wrong with your perfectly good hands, legs and brain (even if it is semi functioning)? You should ONLY ever marry a rich man if you are planning for the short term (i.e. killing him in few months, stealing his money and running way with it all, sweet talking it all out of him) Anything longer then six month, you better not marry for money.
  5. ^^^^Loooooooooooooooooooool @ Qosool gariir! looooooooooool. Hahaha I aint heard that one in ages. Lool, No not worried about the interview, can't even decide if I want the job! lol It is odd I woke up with the urge to laugh and then I've been seeing funny things since! looool. Haha lool
  6. ^^^Loool. This was not in Burco. I was impressed with fridge plugged into the tree in the miyiga. waa illbaax. lol. I saw the washing machine in H town, in Burco haad kaa laa tag baa socotaah. :rolleyes: My back is yet to recover.
  7. Looool It is confusing freezing and sunny. You came to London and did not drop in?? good you deserve to freeze in that case! lol Although I was busy yesterday but you could've asked. Why are you up so early?? you are on holiday! go to bed! I've been laughing since I woke up, I think something is wrong with me today. lol. I must stop laughing before my interview they would think waan waalahee. looool Haha
  8. ^^How else do you know which way to run if you don't check which direction it is coming from, you might end up running towards it! :confused: lol Hahaha, this is silly. Thanks cara. Today everything is making me laugh! lol. I've been laughing since I woke up! loool Hahah
  9. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool loool Hahaha loool haahaha lool, on my god I can't breath! loool hahahaha llllllllllol hehehe lol loloh lordy. this is funny. loooool
  10. Loooooooooooool, Poor Ngonge! haha looool. Looooool @ take a picture! lol. North tell him, It is snowing in London sinc ehe left, that should make him feel better. loooooooooool
  11. JB: Too much milk is noooo good. Iska kala taadaa! Morning People. I have an interview at 2.00pm. Why do they put it right in the middle of the day :rolleyes: P.s. Malika *waves* They have fridges in SL now and very odd washing machines, where you have to push everything in then stand of top of it (clothes and all) to push it all in. Then add water, washing powered etc and then stand on it some more, before finally closing the lid and starting it! lol. Oh don’t even get me started on the cookers. lol
  12. Guys you are all so sad! Lol. Hahaha, SOL is now the new poster sharing for perving time. Haablaah siida kaa taayah. Adam I hope, that soon inshallah her jealous side surfaces and she rips all those posters off and in the bin. Sidaan sii maah.
  13. Don't let the door hit you on your way out dear. I'm sure you will be back and making up for loss time before we can blink, so take your time. P.s. Good luck with your exams etc and whatever else you are doing till then.
  14. ^^^I just imagined you saying that! It was not a good look! :rolleyes: lool Ms DD! day and night for a week, then you'll hate it! Xaasha.
  15. Hehehe loooooooooooooool @ Make sabayad while you are mad!!! hehe lool. I never thought of it like that, I really though there was a skill to getting your thumb sore and your shoulders tense! lol I got to try it now! lol Thanks lily for the laugh. Loool @ Ms DD
  16. ^^^Yeah, I know, she is fab (not only because of this ) She was going to do her morning rounds of sick/ elderly people, she must have made it for them. I can make sabaayad, but I hate Laxoox, not only can't I make it, the smell makes me sick, and I get the urge to vomit if I try to eat it. Courtesy of eating Laxoox in Ethiopia as a child, it ruined laxxox for me for life. :mad: Ms DD, that is not a picture :rolleyes: Please stop teasing us, I will lend you my camera so you can take a good picture!
  17. Serenity lol, Malika how come she are doing all that for her!! :rolleyes: I mean what me!! Lily okay. GJ lol evilness eh. wlc stoic and Ms DD I just gave in my project which I've been fighting with for a while. This morning I rushed out of my house, on my way out my edo gave me a small bag, I just put it my bag. Now after I gave in my project, I opened it. In there is one Kimis (if you don't know what kimis is it is hard version of laaxox/ canjeelo) wrapped and one banana. I missed breakfast and lunch, So here I'm at uni eating Kimis. Bless her, and nice suprise.
  18. Lily I've never had a proper interview for a job before, all the jobs I got was thorough referrals and contacts, so even those which I had interviews, it was more of following procedures/ policy, so we’d sit in the interview room and have a laugh or talk about random things. What did they ask you that threw you off your track? Malika lucky you!! Lol, go on a holiday!
  19. ^^^Loool. Lily how about a crash course. We are all alive currently.
  20. Lool Cajeeb. I've pray on buses/ trains/ planes/ parks etc, but obviously it is different, he was driving the bus. Islamicly he was correct to do. Maybe Allah has better plans for him, rather than driving buses.
  21. Malika, I assume because I know I'm lying, they too can see it. Early the guy goes to me, so how do you see your future with this company. Tell me I did not stutter for few moments trying to figure out some bulshid about progressing thorough the hierarchy to become the director... just kidding, but you know what I mean I only want a job for 3months, man was asking for my 5yr plan in the company. I get the urge to shout, “far from this place and your damn organisation.” Geel Jire I don't actually have to lie in my CV or in interviews, I only apply for jobs I'm experienced and/or qualified for. I cannot pretend to be something I have no clue of.
  22. Ngonge: Loool. Hahaha Sadly my brothers are 16yrs or so younger than me. I can hardly call on them, can I now. Lool North Malika! Say WHAT. lol, Get out you and your women slap around hadee Version! lol Haha. Geel Jire Wlc. I need to learn how to sale myself. I just had a telephone interview, It felt so strange, I could hear myself lying.
  23. CL I'd rather they did not abuse each other, if you cannot get along like normal people, run in opposit directions as fast as your feet can carry you without beating each other. A man can be raped by a women, the fact they...erm never mind CL that was a trick question. Malika a bootlegged Kenyan Somali taught me a lot a few years ago. Ngonge just try me, you better take your brother, I don't want in aad xaaq ii eeryatidi. As JB said, I'm reer burco. Maybe I cannot beat him in a fair fight, but trust me if he ever so much as slapped me, let alone put me in hospital and other kinds of madness I keep seeing, He would not see daylight again. Jb: Maasuri
  24. JB I have serious phobia about ending up with some farah who tries to beat me and then when I kill him, his family will be up in my face talking about nin fiician baa naagi naag diishi and we want camels or her brother. :rolleyes: CL that is so sad, biskinka. It is warm and the sun is out. Malika Habari gani
  25. I would beat my husband, then I will beat him again for letting me beat him, then I will beat him some more… Seriously domestic violence is sad, regardless of if they are both beating each other up, or one is the victim. We should not laugh about it. I use to work for this support organisation for women who suffer from Domestic violence. Accudbillah I use to get so mad, I stop volunteering for my own sanity :mad: Hello.