Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^Lool, if only our little heat weave will last a bit longer. Che I did not realise he was in the UK. Inshallah I will. The most educated people can be the most *erm ahem*
  2. WHY are all the sisters sessions in the morning?? ereeg, I hate this bias, that since women are always at home you can do lessons in the middle of the day, they did this last year as well.
  3. ^^^HE has two whole days left , he can't be THAT excited about coming to UK lol HEy Malika, how is the somali affair coming along?
  4. North where are you going?? Che You must introduce him to me Wise man. Working sucks. In any case I'm making up for my earlier years. I mean most people don't start working and paying tax's till they are 19. I started work when I was 16. It is only fair I lazy about for few years now lol
  5. We'll considering where you live, I think it is wise for you to avoid this topic. I know few brothers that have dissappeared in that area. JB feels saver than most of us because he is in H-town, but even that could only protect him so much. P.s. You seem to be under the impression that IT MATTERS whether you know them, or how to join etc. You are guilty by default. Aama run, ama keep your maryo. Waa laaisku yimi in these endz.
  6. Ibtisam

    Baby Moma

    Read the replies my dear, it took a different turn. In any case we are mostly* Muslim here, so views, wants, desires etc are irrelevant
  7. CL HEllo. I saw you in Oxford street, walking barefoot, with your shades, carrying your killers heels, dragging the spanish cleaner by the hair into different shops. Che Still have the exams to do, but have joined the working force. Although I'm leaving soon.
  8. Ibtisam

    18th May

    This is so overrated. Paying alcoholic faaniins in over-rated, over priced parties. Even P Diddy don't charge as much! In any case don't people ever grow up. :cool: Find something better to do with your money, give it charity. We've become like the Nigerians and Jamicans, any excuse for a party
  9. Ibtisam

    Baby Moma

    CL, the question was if it was allowed from Deen point of view, not what the englighten CL thinks *waves, I missed you, wlc back When I use to woke the hospital, many Kuwaits use to come for IVF treatment in the summer. I always assumed it was hala. Ngonge: Adoption is hala, as long as they know you are not their parents.
  10. Hey Lily, how are you. I had one on monday. got another on friday, so just starting to do some research and make revision notes. Inshallah Khyir. Soon I'll be finished; Roll on 27th May.
  11. HEllo people.... Anyone here..Apart from JB, I'm avoiding this undercover agent from now on
  12. ^^^Maryaah haa kaa racaririn! lol Hunguri: Waa inno tahey :cool:
  13. Thanks Val and Aaliyah Speaking of hide park, what on earth are those women who wear bikini in the park thinking?? :eek: It is a park! there is a skinny one in red bikini for the last week on the Marbalarch side of the park. Everytime I go there it makes me wanna beat her! :mad:
  14. 1) JB works for the SIS or FBI or something of that nature, he wants to find people on this site who may lean towards this said group so they can start tapping your phone, and finally arrest your as*s 2) JB wants to get of SOmaliland, therefore he is hoping to post this thread and for the US covert operations to take him away 3) He is just messing about 4)He is already part of the said organization and is looking for new people to identify and shadow for a while, before formally inviting them. 5)IT is as he said, he is naive, and wants to join, but does not know how to. In which case the first rule is 1) shhhhhhhhhhu, not so damn loud. lol
  15. Lool careful there dear, we don't want you insulting certain football fans. Erm hmmm Revision... I knew I was forgetting something.... *Runs off.. ALhumdulah, I have my first exam 2morrow evening, It is one of those strange ones, not really sure how revision is going till I see the exam paper. If the words in the question seem familiar, then my revision went well.
  16. It was just a few seconds there after watching that little kid, I wanted all the little girls I know o be like her (kyira aan laa raabah!) Otherwise I'm cool habo, I teach them how to dance and side with them even when they are wrong You know if you don't put me back on the list, you are gonna force me to kidnap someone. Loooool @ waxaan a baqayaa inaan cawriyo! Acudubiliah. lol
  17. ^^^ :cool: When did you get into football xabibi?
  18. ^^^Nin waalan. The child is a waste because you do not agree that tusbax is bid'ah. She also said Mawleed is bid'ah You need to head back to madressa for a crash course my friend.
  19. ^^^old lady with fake teeth
  20. ^^^yeah right :rolleyes: North wear a khaism and Carab iska dig
  21. Why do they play "Just in case" Jaheim, in somali weddings? :confused: Just went to sitting room, someones wedding DVD baa laa dawaanyah. I mean I can kind of understand "would you be my wifey" even though old and over used but Just in case takes the biscuit
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    Baby Moma

    Never underestimate what money can buy. Women renting their bodies to other women. Why not open the market for men. I'm sure they too would love to do some renting of young healthy good looking girls. Maybe for different purposes but competitions is always good for business. It is open and they do :confused: it is the oldest trade in the book: Aka Prostitution How of a mother that never carried, breast fed and never given birth to the baby? Is that really the definition of motherhood? The same could be said of adoption. I don't think that is the issue. I heard the same evidence base as Haneefah on this one.
  23. ^^^Then he already has enough problems, haa ugu sii darinia idinkunah P.s. DO these people know how you abuse their pictures??? miise they want to be famous.
  24. Poor dude, where is he from? Iran/ Turkish/paki? Meesha kaa racaar yaa kuu yidiah before he becomes a qaad junki.
  25. Akhaas, yaa kuu yidi taag meel waaxaas of qaad yaalo?? Look at that mess. :rolleyes: that is why somali people will always be in this mad state. Shaaqalaan iyo cuun qaad kaa buuxo. isssh ceelk. YEs I heard it on a Booqolsoon tape about the day of judgement.