Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^Overtime?? GO HOME!!! Sorry Ngonge things has changed since your school years. We now also take trains and buses to get there. We don't have to walk for half a day I will be sure to sit in the 'Arabs Only' carriage What?? are you kidding me?? :eek: Please tell me you are joking. How can you proud of such thing?? You should go and sit with the rest as protest of this racist treatment!
  2. ^^^What is with you always talking about people's armpits! How short are you?? Even I don't end up under a Bangli's armpit! You mean people will be stuck under Norths...
  3. illahay haa saaciido with his naxariis inshallah.
  4. ^^^Loool yeah, then you are fully somalified!
  5. Eeeew Lily that is so so nasty!!! Eeew
  6. ^^^Really Where?? I'll visit you if near me and buy my shopping! Such somali thing to do, now you just need an internet cafe Oh hold on...you already had one! Mashallah. Good luck with it all sis
  7. LOz you are so so sick. I just wondering how week the silly boy was that an old lady sat on him till the police arrived. Young people these days, no strength, wee iska daacayan!
  8. Ibtisam

    Funny news!

    Gentleman mugger jailed A gentleman mugger has been jailed despite his elderly victim's pleas for him to be let off because he was so polite. The pensioner told the court in Salzburg, Austria, that she had not come across such a well mannered criminal for a long time. The man grabbed the old woman's bag and ran off but returned when he noticed she had fallen to the ground. "When he saw me fall, he came back. Criminals just don't do that any more," she said. "He was very neat and well mannered and asked me not to report him. He said he was really sorry, but was just desperate for money," she told the court. The 27-year-old, who has not been named, then helped his victim search for her keys which had fallen out when he grabbed the bag. Police arrested the well mannered mugger after being called out by a passer-by who had witnessed the incident. He was jailed for two-and-a-half years despite the pensioner's testimony after it was revealed it was not his first offence. Mummy's boy robber An armed robber rang his mum on his mobile phone when he found himself cornered by police during a raid. The man, 26, was trying to rob an electronics shop in Sao Paulo, Brazil, when police arrived, Agora newspaper reports. He then threatened the hostages and said that he would not do anything until he had spoken to his mother. The robber, who had four accomplices, called his mother and, after speaking to her, agreed to release the hostages. A police spokesman said: "I never saw anything like this before, he was the classic case of a mama's boy until the end. "He followed everything she advised and all went well." OAP shoplifter lacks bite A 70-year-old shoplifter tried to evade capture by biting an arresting officer before realising he'd left his dentures at home. Pensioner Gustav Ernegger turned on the policeman when he grabbed him as he ran out of a clothes shop in Braunschweig, Germany, after stealing a shirt. But instead of sinking his teeth into the officer's arm, he was only able to leave a wet mark from his gums. Police spokesman Gunther Brauner said: "He tried to bite the officer several times, but had forgotten to put his false teeth in and so was unable to cause him any harm." Drunk driver rang police A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre. Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence. The civil servant, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out in the western town of Monheim while driving a car borrowed from a friend. He had a blood alcohol level that was seven times the legal limit, and when he tried to call the German equivalent of the AA he became confused and dialled the emergency number for the police. The drunken man phoned and said: "My car is broken and I need you to come and fix it. You better be quick because I'm really pretty drunk and I don't have a licence so it wouldn't be good if the cops drove past." A Monheim police spokesman said: "He wanted us to come quickly, so we did." here
  9. Lily it is in Germany and Denmark I think: I've seen so many funny stories today. England fans stranded in one way street Two English football fans in Cologne lost their car after mistakenly thinking they had parked it on a road called 'One Way Street'. The pair wrote down 'Einbahn Strasse' - which means one-way street in German - so they didn't forget where they'd left the hire car. But when they came to find it again they found that every second street in the inner city was called 'Einbahn Strasse'. It was only when they found a policeman that they were told the sign was to inform drivers that they were on a one-way street. They finally managed to find their vehicle hours later with the help of the German police. I think I might open a thread for funny news
  10. A 77-year-old granny made a citizen's arrest in Germany when she rugby-tackled a 25-year-old jay walker. The pensioner sat on him until police arrived - because he had walked across a road before the light was green. The woman, from Freital, near Dresden, shouted at the man as he crossed the road before the little green man flashed up. The old lady said she became even angrier when he hit her with his rucksack as he pushed past her when he reached the other side of the road. She grabbed his hair and managed to wrestle him to the ground where she sat on him until police, who had been called by a passer-by, came. He was taken to a local police station where he was fined for jay walking. loool
  11. ^^Since when do animals pick up guns to fight each other??? I need to see that show!!! looool was it on Animals do the funnist things....
  12. ^^^If you can guarantee that I will get married this Saturday * Che, which one?? I need it ASAP
  13. ^^^You can say that again. I was still looking for sleep at 4.00am. It is the summer, too hot, in the winter I sleep so much better. LOZ I feel ur pain, but your not helping your case by keeping active on the net. Shut down mode dear.
  14. ^^^I know who you are related to, because I know a relative of yours, who qarxiis you but never the less, I think they will be mad as hell at how you've abused they language which they used to compose beautifully! lol
  15. Loool^^^If you stop abusing somali, he will stop making a snotty wisecracks about urs
  16. Stoic; it is obvious you don't spend too much time with Somalis, nothing is "off limit" for you, waaxad doontiid ayad kaa haadesha! lol
  17. Is this baby supposedly pregnant? Or were people surprised at how chubby she is?? photoshop.com
  18. ^^^What is it with you iyo White girls? is she who must be obeyed white too??
  19. ^^^Did not realise it was a game. It is a public forum, some times I post a lot, other times I go AWOL. Did you want to me to seek your permission each time I feel the urge to post? miise Faarah aya laagu heesta? Yeah I post more than you, you joined a few months before me and I have 5000+ posts more than you. SO what?? I really don't get people who only ever post once in a blue moon to complain that someone else posts too much. :confused: Are you worried that there won't be space for your own posts? Or are you just sick, annoyed and tired of seeing their name when you check the site? Or is it because you see more of their opinions and therefore find more reasons to dislike that screen name compared to one who hardly ever posts? Or do you think the person has not realised that they post a lot and you are trying to give them heads up?? or are you worried thet do not have life and is trying to help them? :confused:
  20. ^^^I know who u are now. :rolleyes: When you off to enjoy yourself?
  21. This week and last week, the fights of the bloggers. ------------------------------------------------- Trevor Kavanagh, the Sun's ex-political editor, and still largely the real ideological power behind the paper due to his closeness to Murdoch, doesn't usually devote his weekly column to Muslims or Islam, preferring to spout the same right-wing rhetoric which has flavoured his pieces for years. Today however he dedicates his column to Muslims and Islam, with it headlined "Islamophobia... or cold, hard truth?" His reasons for doing so are not immediately clear, or wouldn't be if the only news source you subjected yourself to was the Sun. The clues are however there: This time, he [Peter Oborne] is making the argument that the British media is anti-Muslim. He cites invented incidents which portray Muslims in a bad light and incite attacks fuelled by religious or race hatred. ... The accusation that the media — with a few badly researched or unchecked stories — is fomenting race hatred is in itself a trivialisation. Kavanagh doesn't feel inclined to inform his readers that these invented incidents and badly researched or unchecked stories, which can and do foment race hatred, appeared in his own newspaper. The Sun in fact is the newspaper most featured in the pamphlet published along with Peter Oborne's Dispatches documentary, entitled Muslims Under Siege (PDF). Not only does it draw further attention to the story of the Muslim bus driver who allegedly ordered his passengers off so he could pray, a story we now know to be completely untrue and one which the bus driver is taking legal action over, with the story removed from the paper's website, it dedicates the entirety of its first chapter to another well-known completely untrue story about Muslims which featured here and in the Sun: the myth of the "Windsor Muslim yobs." Even now one of the Sun hacks responsible for the piece, Jamie Pyatt, denies that it was wrong: rather the police were being "politically correct" for not admitting that Muslims had been responsible. That there was no evidence whatsoever to even suggest Muslims had been near to the house that had been vandalised, and that those who actually lived in the road were the more likely "yobs" to have vandalised the house the soldiers had looked at because they felt that they might lower the tone and at the same time lower house prices cannot be allowed to get in the way of a brilliant Sun scoop, even if it is one that potentially inspires hate against Muslims as a whole. Even those two articles are not the only ones which the pamphlet flags up; it also mentions another untrue story about Muslim medical students in Leicester supposedly refusing to comply with new regulations requiring staff to wash up to the elbow and therefore putting patients at risk of infection. As there sometimes is with such stories, there was the very slightest kernel of truth to it: one student had asked about the new regulations, not even objected to them, and from this swirled the eventual Sun story. Some other Muslim students had also expressed reservations about being bare below the elbow, but not one of them had actually refused to comply with the regulation, and as the pamphlet makes clear, after following Muslim students around the hospital while they worked, all were doing as they were required. It's clear then what Kavanagh is really responding to: Oborne and his team so much as daring to question the Sun's brilliant public-service journalism. He can't however sow doubt in the average Sun reader's mind that its own stories lack credibility and in some cases have been completely untrue. Instead then he attacks Oborne in a typically roun****ut way. He doesn't actually at any point demure from the fact that the media is anti-Muslim; he instead attempts to justify why some are Islamophobic. What this amounts to in actuality is a list of generalisations, a couple of quotes and the most shallow allusions to what life is like for women in Middle East majority Muslim countries: Hmmm. Well, what about my criticism of Muslim immigrants for their self-imposed isolation and reluctance to integrate? Wasn’t the same true for some Orthodox Jewish communities? Maybe, I replied. But Jews — who are themselves increasingly the target for hate attacks — are not trying to bomb Britain. Neither of course are 99.99% of British Muslims, and those that are abide by a twisted perversion of Islam that is being increasingly opposed by British Muslims themselves, but to say that might not justify the Islamophobia which Kavanagh thinks is perfectly OK. That Muslim immigrants have also historically not isolated themselves, rather that those around those where they have settled have "fled", is also not worth mentioning. Integration and isolation are two-way streets, and both communities have further steps they should take. Multiculturalism hasn't failed, there simply hasn't been enough of it. In the past, I have also questioned the “provocative” trend by British-born Muslims to start wearing tribal costume and the hijab. It's a good thing that Kavanagh places "provocative" in quotation marks, as hardly anyone can seriously argue that either is truly "provocative". Very few Muslims wear "tribal custume" apart from on Fridays when some do on the traditional day of prayer, and while the hijab is an issue of dispute within Islamic theology and is influenced more by cultural rather than religious issues, the headscarf, as much as even I dislike it, is a fact of the religion. If Kavanagh had called the niqab provocative then he might have something approaching a point, but again, only tiny numbers wear it, and there still has been little proof provided that those who do choose to wear it are doing so because their family or husbands demand it. And I touched on the appalling fact that many women are treated as chattels. All this, Peter Oborne concluded, amounted to “Islamophobia”. Is he right? Does severe criticism of a creed or its teachings justify the accusation of hate? Or is that just a way of shutting down the debate, just as critics of the EU are branded Europhobes? It's instructive that Kavanagh invokes the EU, his other favoured hate target. It'd be nice if Kavanagh provided some examples of where critics of it are branded Europhobes however, outside the columns of Polly Toynbee, as almost always critics of the EU are referred to as Eurosceptics. The reality of course here though is that there isn't a debate, and there can't be one when the debate is so coloured by the very journalistic stories as those pointed out above, and especially when as the study by Cardiff University found, only 5% of stories involving Muslims discuss their own problems, and when only 2% make clear that Muslims support dominant moral values. Kavanagh also confuses Islamophobia with the definition that those accused of it hate Muslims; rather, it also infers that those accused of it are spreading fear of Muslims and also fear them. This is most applicable with the insane idea that Islamists are somehow plotting to take over Europe or will be within a century the majority in Europe: it spreads fear, and those that spread that fear often do hate Muslims. Here then come the quotes: In the wake of 9/11, the Muslim head of Al Arabiya TV, Abdul Rahman al Rashed, said: “Not all Muslims are terrorists but, with deep regret, we must admit that almost all terrorists are Muslims.” Is he an Islamophobe? No, he's just making a trite and ahistorical comment. Only recently have Islamic terrorists motivated by a millenarian Salafist ideology come to the forefront of current worldwide terrorism; beforehand Muslims may well have been terrorists, such as the PLO, but their religion was second to their nationality. It was the nominally Marxist Tamil Tigers that populised suicide bombings, which Hizbullah, then Hamas and Islamic Jihad and then finally al-Qaida co-opted. Terrorism goes back through the ages, and is also not just a tactic by individuals or groups, but can also be used by nation states, whether against their own populations or other countries. Try watching Syrian-born Dr Wafa Sultan on YouTube as she challenges a furious cleric to name a single Jew or Buddhist suicide bomber. “Only the Muslims defend their beliefs by killing people, burning churches and bombing embassies,” she storms. Is she Islamophobic? Or simply spelling out the facts? Simon C on the comments on Lenin's helpfully provides a number of links to others who habitually take it upon themselves to burn churches. The British colonial headquarters in Palestine was also for instance bombed in 1946 by the Irgun, a Jewish militant group. Now we have the generalisations: Muslim men are entitled to beat their wives and take more than one wife. Women are automatically suspect, banned in some communities from showing their faces or limbs because they are sexually tempting — to men. Visit an Arab country, or watch TV shows about them, and you will see plenty of men and boys. Women appear rarely and, when they do, are covered head to toe. The rest are under virtual house arrest, living behind closed doors in ignorance and isolation. We cannot interfere in the way other countries order their societies. But such barbaric treatment of women has been imported and thrives here. Kavanagh is producing the most extreme examples from the most extreme states, such as Saudi Arabia, and providing them as reasons for why Islamophobia is acceptable. That this is an attempt to smear Muslims as all the same, and ignores the vast cultural differences between such Muslim majority countries as Turkey, Lebanon, Egypt, Syria, Iraq, Iran and Pakistan to name but a few, not to mention the differences between the different strands of Islamic thinking, whether it be Sunni, Shia or Sufi, again matters little. The irony is that the states which tend to be the most extreme are the ones which his newspaper, through its allegiance to America, helps to prop up. This is without pointing out that the Sun and female emancipation are far from being synonymous, unless you associate female emancipation with the freedom for women to get their tits out for the lads. Kavanagh realises that he can't claim the same happens here however, so he's forced to somewhat scale back his claims: Forced marriages are common. Honour killings and beatings are far from rare. Women are refused education or a chance to learn English. Yet again, that this is little to do with Islam itself and is much more influenced by cultural background is not mentioned. The idea that British Muslim women who have grown up here are refused education or a chance to learn English is completely risible, and for those who emigrated here is simply not backed up by even the slightest of evidence. Forced marriages and honour killings are a challenge which need to be tackled, but blaming Islam rather than the individuals themselves out carry them out is a typical hate tactic. I receive emails from women Muslims crying out for help. One, Gina Khan, has written eloquently in The Sun about oppression of women in a male-dominated society through arranged marriages, polygamy and the veil. Is she Islamophobic too? Or is she a lonely voice on behalf of millions of women who are being ignored and gagged by a politically correct establishment which is too timid to face the truth? No, she's speaking out strongly on the behalf of those who are facing horrendous ordeals because of the family they were born into. This though ignores the point which Oborne and the pamphlet are making: they're not arguing against legitimate criticism of Islam, especially over the points which Khan has raised, which most certainly need to be dealt with. They're concerned with the casual way in which Muslims are treated as either a threat of something to be feared, and the ignorant, abominable and completely untrue newspaper coverage which fuels this. For being concerned for some of the most vulnerable in society, they're accused by Kavanagh of being a politically correct establishment. That the Sun, Trevor Kavanagh and Rupert Murdoch are also doyens of the establishment once again matters not one jot. In the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, Roy Greenslade writing in the Guardian noted with approval that the Sun dedicated a leader column to a statement of the obvious, but one with a decent point: "Islam is not an evil religion," and people "must not play into the hands of racist bigots." Today, 3 years on from the 7/7 attacks, the Sun not only publishes an article by its ex-political editor defending Islamophobia, it also publishes this: THE family of evil 7/7 bomber Shehzad Tanweer held a party at the fanatic’s grave – on the third anniversary of the London terrorist outrage today. The sick celebration has been branded an “insult” to July 7 victims and their relatives. First of all, who cares, especially as this is supposedly taking place in Pakistan and not the UK? Secondly, what is the point of this article, other than to inspire similar revulsion and hate? On a day which ought to be dedicated not only to remembering but also to fighting against the intolerance which helps to lead to such attacks, it also publishes these comments: I doubt it. Infidels don't count so why would they be remotely upset about the terrorist attack? Loyalty is to Allah, and it is unfortunate for them that a Muslim had to die in committing his heinous act. Tanweer was brought up in the UK with this education, and it is why there are plenty more Tanweers about. It is a mistake to ascribe Western moral values to the way of thinking that creates Tanweers and his ilk. Political correctness now prohibits thoughts that people are actually different in their views. Most Muslims proclaim horror at all of these types of attrocity but they do sweet FA about it - time to get off your butts and get your houses in order & stop playing the percecuted victims. if u know where the party is held why don't u just bomb them back Who are these sick people? The UK has become a haven for scumbags like this, if anyone protests they will say that they are being discriminated against, ****** laws that help them and let this country head for the gutter. surely it is time for the socalled good muslims to tart to condemn these fanatics. if they do not then they are all as bad theres no wonder that there is racial tension. I read today that a group in england had sent the brother of one of these bombers to pakistan so that relations could be better. I wonder if he went to this so called party - if so he should bebanned from returning here and if he has returned he should have his passport taken away as well as his benefits. The Muslims under Siege pamphlet concludes with: We think we should all feel a little bit ashamed about the way we treat Muslims in the media, in our politics, and on our streets. They are our fellow citizens, yet often we barely acknowledge them. We misrepresent them and in certain cases we persecute them. We do not treat Muslims with the tolerance, decency and fairness that we so often like to boast is the British way. We urgently need to change our public culture. The above is the Sun's response to the need for that change. Source: http://www.septicisle.info/2008/07/responding-to-accusations-of.html
  22. I met this blogger in an event last year. He is a great guy and runs one of the most informative blogs I’ve come across. ------------------------------------------------ You don't necessarily have to know anything about Islam to be an Islamophobe. Quite the reverse, in fact. The more ignorant about Islam and everything else, the better it is for the hopeful candidate for Islamophobia. So, just because Trevor Kavanagh thinks that "Sunni Iran" is "oil hungry", don't think that he can't possibly be an Islamophobe. The reason this has come up is that Peter Oborne, the right-wing journalist and documentary maker, has recently struck gold with an attack on Islamophobia - a quite unsporting thing for a right-wing commentator of any description to do, so far as his co-ideologues are concerned. Trevor Kavanagh of The Sun, responsible for some of the worst delirium that appears on that paper's front pages, was interviewed for the programme, took umbrage at the fact that he evidently came across as a guttersnipe, and has composed a bilious response . Kavanagh's reply, unlike the original documentary and pamphlet that produced it, will be read by millions. His argument, such as it is, boils down to the assertion that there are indeed 'extremists' and bad people, doing very bad things, and the implication that these are somehow a manifestation of something essential to Islam. Rather than rely on such antiquated practises as logical argument, which is to The Sun as daylight is to the vampire, Kavanagh relies on the simple procedure of citing approved Muslim voices. For example: In the wake of 9/11, the Muslim head of Al Arabiya TV, Abdul Rahman al Rashed, said: "Not all Muslims are terrorists but, with deep regret, we must admit that almost all terrorists are Muslims." Is he an Islamophobe? Try watching Syrian-born Dr Wafa Sultan on YouTube as she challenges a furious cleric to name a single Jew or Buddhist suicide bomber. "Only the Muslims defend their beliefs by killing people, burning churches and bombing embassies," she storms. Is she Islamophobic? Or simply spelling out the facts? Dr Sultan also condemned the way Muslim hardliners "treat women like beasts". Al Rashed's ****** comment (******, both because it was untrue and because it is liable to feed an atmosphere of violent anti-Muslim feeling) is quite widely repeated in one version or another. Hitchens likes it a lot, for example, as he would. But it was not made "in the wake of 9/11", (and nor was Al Rashed the head of Al Arabiya television at that time, since Al Arabiya television didn't come into existence until 2004). The comment was published in a Saudi-run newspaper based in London and Jeddah following the Beslan massacre. It was made at a time when Russian troops had been terrorising Chechnyans for some years - strange to relate, those Russian troops were not, on the whole, of the Muslim persuasion. Wafa Sultan, for those of you who don't know her, is hardly even worth your attention. She is adored by the Luce media and the NYT, because she says the right things: only Muslims do wicked things, Islam is responsible, Muslims are medieval, the West is enlightened and modern. Were it not for the patronage, she could summarise her views on the back of a postage stamp and mail it to her brain, presently lodged halfway up her colon, and save us all the trouble. I assume no one needs me to rebut the view that only Muslims defend their beliefs by killing people (but if you do, just supply your address and I'll come and sort you out). Anyway, having run out of native informers, Kavanagh finally resorts to his own expertise: Muslim men are entitled to beat their wives and take more than one wife. Women are automatically suspect, banned in some communities from showing their faces or limbs because they are sexually tempting — to men. Visit an Arab country, or watch TV shows about them, and you will see plenty of men and boys. Women appear rarely and, when they do, are covered head to toe. The rest are under virtual house arrest, living behind closed doors in ignorance and isolation. We cannot interfere in the way other countries order their societies. But such barbaric treatment of women has been imported and thrives here. The Sun, would you believe it, is now a feminist concern. We can assume that those many forms of misogyny that were not 'imported' will now feature as a daily concern in that paper, next to Mandy, aged 23. I doubt Trevor Kavanagh has actually visited an "Arab country" for longer than fifteen minutes, during which time his feet would have been firmly planted in a Mercedes, although I am sure he has seen "TV shows" about them. But which Arab countries is he watching? Oh, it doesn't matter: I'm sure he is as learned about Egypt, Lebanon, Tunisia, Mauritania, Morocco, Jordan, Syria and Kuwait as he is about Sunni Iran. And I'm sure that when it comes to Muslim populations beyond the Arab world, he could discourse eloquently on the fate of the Indonesian women who stitch his Gucci soles in what is colloquially known as a sweatshop (the 18 hour shift in the high security compounds is like house arrest, only with added slavery). Is Trevor Kavanagh an Islamophobe? Well, he passes the first qualification at least: he doesn't know shit about Islam. Source: Lenin's Tomb
  23. ^^WHo are you?? Undercover brother? Loool North, SL over Malaysia, damn! lol
  24. ^^^LOndon SL maa maasaajiid baad moodeey! Always going there for a short trip. Go some where else.
  25. Ibti, Don't feel sorry for him. He gets to go home everytime that thing breaks down. I feel sorry for you though, you obviously been gossiping all of yesterday in your own mind. Looooooooooooooooooool you mean there is a such thing as gossiping in your own head! hahaha, I've not lost my marbles yet! Loool I take back my face for you! you get to go home and you was complianing!