^^^I don't get it??^^^ :confused: An opening??

Loool @ GL, snotty kids become pimple faced teenagers nooh? Are you thinking of having kids?? CL How are you?? I miss you, we don't talk like we use to anymore. I miss our days in women section. Now I feel like holding a funeral for that section. I remember when it was on fire! Malika You could say hello you know... ME and Ms DD are waiting for our Affur from last Ramadan remember

You oldies are just hating. Loool Geel Jire, I can't get you to help me with him, people will say he killed the guy so he can have the girl, I can't have that said about you Lool Malika Are you in London?? Are you ocming down in your holiday??

. ^^^ lol So kind of you, but are you not scared, you will get done for being an accomplice in a killing spree. It is called accessory to murder I hear, and since you lend me your clothes, you have the intention beyond any reasonable doubt of being my partner in crime

***Waves at Geel_jire. I like the fact you have your old Khamiis back.

^^^Miyaad baqdiin qoosli maarkaas? Lucky for you, you need not worry...or maybe you do... you never know what she is thinking... CL Why are you laughing lady! We have a crime to plan. Where is that Cara with the plan toolow!.

Ngonge I think it is Hadaad, he did have a son, but still too young!

What is the use of removing one, bread crumbs. They are all the same, every single one of them

^^^No I don't know her, but he is barking up the wrong tree and his sources are made up. He did some guessing... Ngonge I'm in a bad mood, so don't cross me today. You've been warned..

Zash how old are you?? Let me explain Cara's Oh for heavens sake. She means: 1) How do you know you will marry?? 2) How do you know Cilan will still be around when you do marry?? 3) What if he hates Cilan? 4) WHat if you wait and then on your big day you try it out and then you hate it??? OMG it will ruin your whole wedding day. What if you developed an allergic reaction to the Cilan, your hands started to swell up, bleeding, and look like they might drop off, Your new husband will be horrified, He might think that you are changing like MJ did in the Thriller video. He will run out of the hall screaming and never looked back. The moral of the story is damit JUST try it for your gradation, it may or may not look nice, your skin may have other plans, you may never get married. Or maybe what I described above could happen. These are all possibilities.

You really think she came all the way from Dubia, left her family just to walk up to you in a kids/ Ciyaal suuq party. :rolleyes: Don't you know Blessed is lights years beyond ciyaal xaafad parties in London? Now stop dragging her good name around with such associations. :mad: You make a lousy detective, why would blessed even talk to you, she is the originally Londoner long before you arrived from Mali, why would she sound American?? What kind of silly sources told you such info. P.s. Bilaa Xishood baad taahy, old lady, young, married, unmarried, waax kaasta miyiaad iska qaabqabsan? Shiiiiid. P.s.s. Don't start crying now, I'm just in a bad mood and the truth is not sugar coated today.

hmmm....

iga soo waran inaad ninkaaga jeceshahay iyo intaa uuu leegyahay jacaylkaad u qabtaa No, in fact I hate him, I hate him more than anyone else in this world. I hate him so much that I sit and plot how to murder his sorry a*ss without ending up in prison. I often dream about the perfect murder. Just last night I called Malika and asked her if I should use a knife, a gun or put a bag over his head while he sleeps. She advised me that poison will be better and I should call Ms DD, to find out which type is none-traceable. I guess she is right, he is always eating, so something that can be added to his food/drink. But I’m not sure about the poison, you see I want him to know as he dies that it is me who killed him, I want him to suffer and die a manly death, not full of food and satisfied. So I left a message for Cara and I’m waiting for her to get back to me. I mean that lady will give me a plan for the perfect murder. While I wait I called Cynical lady and she told me that, she, Ms DD and Malika will walk up behind him in an ally and scary him, I should then run out and knock him dead with a hammer, then take his purse and make it look like a robbery. That plan is good but again I want him to KNOW. I’ve been thinking of another plan, I got the idea from an episode of CIS a few years ago, he is always doing weights, so maybe I can mess up the machines, so that when he attempts to use one…hmmm Damn I hate him. I use to love him a few months ago, but things changed fast, how easy someone can hate or love someone in such short space of time. I remember the moment I switched. I was sitting in the kitchen holding a pan with hot water to cook some baasto, I should be given an award for self control and not killing him there and then or at least throwing the water on his face. So ilwaad hargaysa, welcome to the forum, mashallah and good luck. But I want you to advise me, what is the best way to kill him?? How do they do it in Hargisa? Pheeeeeeew

I went to an event today where Abdirahman Dheere the Chief negotiator for the Alliance of the Re-Liberation of Somalia made an complete utter idoi*t of himself. I no longer support Somalia, former ICU, or any of the people/ factions fighting over Somalia. I hate them all, every single one of them. I've never been so angry and disappointed. I was so angry at times I wanted to chew my arm off. I don't want to know about Somalia ever again, it will never be, nor will it ever get better in the coming future while the best of what they have to offer is what I saw today. I have embraced the fact that I will never see a better Somalia, there is no such thing, it is doomed. I'm now going to find a new focus in life, a new direction far away from Somalia and Somalis. I'm going to use my effort and energy on something which benefits me. I am going to be selfish, I'm going to look out for number one. I never realized that deep inside I hoped or dreamed things will get better. That there maybe peace and prosperity one day. But now I've decided that day will never come. This evening a new Ibtisam entered this world, and she is far removed from the old one. I am me now and I really don’t care. Goodbye.

Ngonge: Acuudubililah you are such isku direh! Haha. Nin waalan. I'm sure she will come out defending herself if you call her ugly miyi aarinku. lol Blessed Lol

Lool Okay Xiin, carry on as you were...

^^Yaan Xamani??

^^^Ouch... lol leave them alone.

^^^Really??? :rolleyes: [African Accent] I Doonn't Kaare P.s. I don't have anything nice to say about America as a nation, and even less to say about the people that live there

American people are so caught up on colour. So insecure and paranoid. They are biscuits you silly people. Enjoy em. :rolleyes: Shiid

WHy??^^^ WHat is the inside joke?

^^^ lol I'm on shut down mode. Suddenly feel so sleepy. that is the trouble with waking early, you shut down early evening

Ngonge, Somali people would not refer to me as "Qac", idiga aya qac iyo baaf baa aah. Baax. I hope you get a stalker who txts you whole chapters of the Quran inshallah, shidanka kaa riidaa. Amen, Allahow Ameen. CL I doubt it, he is Waadad.

^^^^Why, it is nice. They remind you to make dua and remember Allah. I would not mind one of those. Rather than the usual "Hi, I saw u 2day, myb nxt time i say hello"

^^^What is wrong?? too much partying eh?? Did you see my comments?? I was not best pleased with those acts ya JB Malika I know who it is, I just wanted to know what they were saying to me? Thanks