Ibtisam

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  1. Ibtisam

    In Love

    This is cringing. so so so why do girls do this to themselves, and then admit it in public. Shiiiiiiiid. Did you stop eating? and she was suicidal for a man :confused: It is unnatural and suicidal to place yourself as an individual at the complete mercy and control of another individual, even if you are married to them. He was 30years old and she was 16!!! Bloody hell. MEN :rolleyes: OH loool and now she is in Love AGAIN! Lol naaga waalan, she does not learn her lesson. Too many love songs makes people go crazy. The guy questioning her is mad. loooooooooooool You know THAT would never happen in the north. People will think she is handicap, even if she is married and acted like that People are far more open and free in the south, in the north they are emotionally and socially repressed.
  2. ^^^It is not that they cannot cook Bella, it is that they think waa ceeb and unmanly. In Burco even ladies baa biyo uusakak kuu shuuba (dirty water) guys who cook! They point and go look, look naagti baa soo socoto, all because he cooks his own food or washes his clothes. Yaab and kiibir.com. I think in the west most learnt how to make toast and beans [if you can call that cooking] Money that looks like WHite mans food, looks uncooked.
  3. 1)Adopt a baby 2)There is no Xalal way of having a baby without getting married. So if you really really want a child: -) Get married for the sake of children it does not really matter to who, just someone good looking and smart. -)Or Don't worry about Xalal and do what you have to do.
  4. ^^^I'm better today. someone is 6 feet under. Morning people
  5. ^^^You are not a woman?? Are you sure??? :confused: Cajeeb. It that case waa caady, isk ceey, but only if you are better than him, which we'll have to ask your lady.
  6. Sissy miyaad scared nooqotey. Don't you worry about me, there is someone who wants to meet you. I'm glade adiga aya iis keenyah and they don't have to search for you. I'll bring them along. :cool:
  7. ^^He is a modern metro-man. I believe it is called a man purse, some call it a wallet… Lool. Anyway niika haa iga ceeyin. Although I hate him and I will kill him, I cannot, will not allow another women to insult him! Also I am going to give him a manly death! No sir he deserves a dignified, well planned well executed death for the love we shared so long ago. Xiin Girls are always on the same side! trust me. And anyone if pushed far enough is capable of doing anything… Cara I will look at your plan again baal. P.s. I like how so many people here have a mini crush on Cara
  8. This was fun lol Centurion Where are you this year?
  9. ^^Oh I thought it was an honest mistake.
  10. Blessed there is your sorry lol You won an award! Not a bad list Marx, but normally people vote here on SOL. Woman of the Year Award Nominations: LZG Haneefah Valenteenah Sophist Winner: LZG Sophist is a guy btw And I cannot believe Val and Haneefa lost out on that award, did you make a mistake
  11. ^^Tell them "Oh you must have seen a Wanted poster with my picture, I killed a farax a few days ago" And then look at them with a mad twinkle in your eyes I normal only get "Do you live around here” “where are you going” OR Maa Somali baad taahey" Why do they ask in Somali if they are not sure?. :confused: I just stare at them with a blank expression, and they go sorry sorry and walk off. I USE to hate the ones that use Salam, because I felt I had to answer. But my Islamic teacher said who/ what authority gave them permission to greet a women walking alone without a Maxrum and proceed to stalk her?. It is no sin on you to ignore them. :cool:
  12. ^^^^No problem dear, I will tap him on the shoulder and then go this is for *Blessed "bac bac dac" then smile and disappear to the night. He'll be on here “Who and where is the Qumanyo that slapped me”.
  13. Looool @ Faheema You are a killer! LOL Come on don't show a sister up like that! lol
  14. ^^^^Loool I'm cool. Edit: I'm not going to a leadership one. Mine is different event. Thank the lord for that.
  15. ^^^I will be there, but I doubt I will say hello :cool: I like to keep myself to myself if you don't mind. Unless aan caabaah kugu soo tuuro
  16. ^^^^I don't I feel fine to honest Paying you back for all those other insults
  17. ^^She does not go to weddings either, too much of an ayeeyo. Now I also know who the girl in question is. Weey kuu daafte ya Max, and it is not Blessed. P.s. I'm impressed with your new attitude. Congrats. Must have been the university having an impact on you before. :cool: P.s.s. I thought you don’t do clans? Why does it matter if she is your clan [it means you will run into her again and again and again, so no need to search on SOL.]
  18. ^^^Men...so easy to please... HAve a good day dear.
  19. OH that is what you mean...sorry I got a bit :confused: dear. That is the problem when you translate somali directly into english.[ you would say thinks like Shaah wuu imanayaa] Nin Rag ag baad taahe I agree
  20. ^^^Loool. WHat on earth is a man's man??? I thought you played for our team? Lool Indeed I might kill you in many different ways... Just for having that thought!! :mad: CL Lucky for me and all the guys, having grown up with 11 boys, I was ....a boy. I figured out when I was 18 that I'm supposed to have an interest in guys. I'm still trying to figure out exactly what that interest should be I will let you know when I find out their role and place in my life if anything. YEs do come around.
  21. ^^^how do you know what he his? I'm not so sure anymore, he wants to kill my kusband so I can be his minyaaro...not even minweny you know! :mad: lol I mean killing for a minyara is just so wrong! lol @CL Come on, don't you remember when you was 16?? You was not so cynical and wanted to wait to meet your kusband before having a chocolate bar or trying a massage. I remember you bombarding me with such madness and me laughing. Come on... Ok Ok lol P.s. That guy looking for a wife is now married to a SOL girl. The nikaar was yesterday, I was invited.
  22. ^^^Lol it was'nt me. Midiyaha iyaad siitaat aya ee timi. What is rarto?? As in to carry or move?
  23. ^^^Including killing a kusband! Shiiiid.. "I thought he was different!. or at least more discreet.. Yes send me a line the day before so I can fit you into my super busy Schedule! Not lol Bring your daughter.