Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^^Loool @ Marrying their dog! haha Nepthy each to their own. Do somalis have vowes, I've seen some with the cake and wine glasses.
  2. Originally posted by Norf 1: Ibti, I couldn't resist. I’m tempted to get a facial,,,,,,, Like pampering facial??? Miyaad ciiyaar. A truely modern man...
  3. Norf, I thought you was going to stop eating McDs maar daaye? Did you speak to that damn Ngonge about it and his negativity rubbed off?
  4. ^^^^LOOooool @ Ngonge. Hahaha P.s. I could swear none of the girls in here are above the age of 31. Do you really need to abuse your face with coffee, honey, black seed or olive oil. Are you guys pulling my leg. Do you really, I mean really sit at home with coffee or honey doob on your face??? And does it really MAKE a difference or does it just make you feel better?
  5. Nose bleed and headache and I sound like a man, any doctors in the house?
  6. @ North!! YOu as well. :eek: :eek: Oh MY GOD :eek: Che, and so you should, Acudubililah
  7. ^^^I'm glad you changed your mind and edited that, I read it, then went away to think of a suitable response. It was either that or throw both of my shoes at you and call you all sorts of names. How dare you :eek: I agree, we need a password
  8. ^^^You are one crazy lady, I swear Yaa ilallahi. Still if it scares the guys, only problem is, half the girls are gone too. P.s. If I can comment on that, you can benefit from few sessions of pelvic floor excises with a nurse. Ms DD: Lol, stay away from women, and men. Just stay away from everyone, keep yourself to yourself. Now when are you going to tell me the news??
  9. All I see in my name, regardless of if I scroll up or down in this thread. Shiid. Maada kaa hadlesan. Che go to the gym and then a massage. Cara where is my hello.
  10. ^^^I don't know waax sheegisaan the both of you and my question stands. :cool:
  11. ^^I would tell him to find a Xalimo ASAP :confused: What is there to walk into.
  12. ^^adigan maaxa kuu hayah? Cara thank the lord. I hate computers.
  13. ^^^ :mad: ^ :mad: ^ :mad: :mad:
  14. I need to kill someone or something. Where is Cara or CL so they can lend me a rat :mad:
  15. Not not me, I'm still alive Ngonge.
  16. Oh my GOD, MO looked like he died and came back :eek:
  17. Ngonge thanks I'm happy now I can work and watch... I hope
  18. Loool ^^Hahah you still have not paid her dowry. CL WHat did I tell you women, show me the money first deeh! shiid
  19. ^^Link?? Sixth, mashallah A&T Good luck, if it is a women, may she kick you silly
  20. ^^^Loooooooooooooooooool HAHAh Faheema. Che, ey. I agree, unknown, uncredited....
  21. ^^^Is it on tube yet?? I also want a link for the women 400m yesterday if anyone can find one. North, has Mo Farah met the Africans yet?
  22. CL I never got that either, if I was ever a mother and someone looked at my child and said that, you better believe I will not let them into my house- If I did I'd watch them like hawk regardless of who they are, it could be the father for all I care. Eat the child, :eek: Kids are boring after 5mins, you've said they are cute, looked at them, said hello, tickled them a little, make them laugh, play a little game, then you look at your watch and it’s only been five minutes. What the hell, now what?? :confused: There are exceptions; some kids are entertaining, they even look entertaining with their little cheeky smile.
  23. Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ NGONGE hahah loool Malika is going to kill you! Loool
  24. He said "he never tells when he touches a women’s a*ss." just idi*otic chatter CL, ignore the lot them. Waste.