^^^That is what you think, you been married so long you forgot waadaad lagu soo maaro. Ngonge would never ever saying anything like that about me. I can tell you that for nothing. He meant you, now accept. Don't worry I went through the deny deny stage too I think we should stop hijacking this thread. Ms DD what do you think of Go-karting?

Aw-Dh I think W*calay means bas*tard is somali,

Ms DD, on you telling him that you have now become dish washing free, Ngonge has given you his brother, congrats on inheriting the dumaashi title Mashallah, waa very good family Ngonge lol @ accidently, nice way of saying "I'm a perv" eh

^^As in reward (islamic)

AW-Dh your Wlc. Ms DD, Wa aleykuma Salam Wr Wb AW-Dh lol how did you spell it, and why is it censored? lol

^^What!? How did you wake so fast and on a computer already! Lol you are so suspcious, I was going to ask him "Why is it a phobia?? :confused: do did you see too many ugly feet"

^^^LOOOL Oh it is the flag, I see. The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

^^He maybe talking to me JB Ignore him, old man. Ngonge, where is CL and what have you done with her?

^^Why did you tell him, now he is going to post a massive picture and you have to scrool for 2mins to get past it, him and that Koorot dude.

^^^I don't make it at all, you must have seen me with killer heels.

Well Jb, it depends on what you use to do your work, and what kind of job you have.

^^I've seen the one in Mile End. It is small, and they don't drive that fast, but make heaps of noise. Hmmm I want a fast one, but then you may need insurance. ALL DRIVERS MUST BE 5" (1.52M) TALL OR OVER. UNDER 18 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT. TRACK HIRE AVAILABLE FROM 10AM-11PM. THE USE OF DRUGS & ALCOHOL ARE NOT PERMITTED. THE MANAGEMENT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ENTRY OR REMOVE FROM THE PREMISES. OPEN PRACTICE SESSIONS. £20 PER HEAD FOR EACH 16 LAPS. CALL ON THE DAY TO BOOK YOUR PLACE AND CHECK AVAILABILITY. HEIGHT RESTRICTIONS APPLY. TIMES VARY.

Do I need a driving license? Loool @ I'm Somali! lol Whooo, cool, how fast can I go in them things?? Lool I just noticed Val said saving for gold Lool I've not heard that for a long time. I'm good to go for fake car racing if I don't a license and if I can go fast.

Everyone who buys a mobile telephone will be forced to register their identity on a national database under government plans to extend massively the powers of state surveillance. Phone buyers would have to present a passport or other official form of identification at the point of purchase. Privacy campaigners fear it marks the latest government move to create a surveillance society. A compulsory national register for the owners of all 72m mobile phones in Britain would be part of a much bigger database to combat terrorism and crime. Whitehall officials have raised the idea of a register containing the names and addresses of everyone who buys a phone in recent talks with Vodafone and other telephone companies, insiders say. The move is targeted at monitoring the owners of Britain’s estimated 40m prepaid mobile phones. They can be purchased with cash by customers who do not wish to give their names, addresses or credit card details. The pay-as-you-go phones are popular with criminals and terrorists because their anonymity shields their activities from the authorities. But they are also used by thousands of law-abiding citizens who wish to communicate in private. The move aims to close a loophole in plans being drawn up by GCHQ, the government’s eavesdropping centre in Cheltenham, to create a huge database to monitor and store the internet browsing habits, e-mail and telephone records of everyone in Britain. The “Big Brother” database would have limited value to police and MI5 if it did not store details of the ownership of more than half the mobile phones in the country. Contingency planning for such a move is already thought to be under way at Vodafone, where 72% of its 18.5m UK customers use pay-as-you-go. The office of Richard Thomas, the information commissioner, said it anticipated that a compulsory mobile phone register would be unveiled as part of a law which ministers would announce next year. “With regards to the database that would contain details of all mobile users, including pay-as-you-go, we would expect that this information would be included in the database proposed in the draft Communications Data Bill,” a spokeswoman said. Simon Davies, of Privacy International, said he understood that several mobile phone firms had discussed the proposed database in talks with government officials. As The Sunday Times revealed earlier this month, GCHQ has already been provided with up to £1 billion to work on the pilot stage of the Big Brother database, which will see thousands of “black boxes” installed on communications lines provided by Vodafone and BT as part of a pilot interception programme. The proposals have sparked a fierce backlash inside Whitehall. Senior officials in the Home Office have privately warned that the database scheme is impractical, disproportionate and potentially unlawful. The revolt last week forced Jacqui Smith, the home secretary, to delay announcing plans for the database until next year. Source: TimesOnline

^^^Yes they are all on overdose or something, how else is a poor man with four wives able to cope! Peasant lol okay ok.

^^^and what qualifys you ya Arab. Go-karting?? Is that when you drive those little mini fake cars and terrorise each other?? I thought it was only for kids nooh?? Hayam you've planned your June holiday already! :eek: Mashallah. We'll arrange a free fall from the sky when you are here. I was just look at prices for skydiving. If I die, Islamicly I wonder if it would be considered as suicide?? I don't want to risk burn in Ahkira, but would love to do it.

Morning all. Its lovely day, lovely day, lovely day. I'm very cheerful this morning. Alhumdulilah. How are you all doing??

lol @ the responses

^^^Lool really?? I better start chain smoking Don't talk to me about food, I'm straving I could eat a turkey all on my own today. Sayid, stop spreading rumours :mad:

^Freedom, Amen to that. No more washing in her life, no more stress, Nooooooooooooooooo moreeeeeeeeee.... aaahm my lungs hurt now

*yawn* lord this day is long.

^^You spoke to All U Bahane??

That does look yummy indeed! Serenity okay will call you a little later I'A, although Leeds is far. But if the prices are okay why not. Only problem is I don't know how many to order for or plan for. Somalis are so random.

Botswana's former President Festus Mogae has won a $5m (£2.8m) prize to encourage good governance in Africa. He stepped down in April after serving two terms in office. Botswana is one of Africa's most stable countries - it has never had a coup and has had regular multi-party elections since independence in 1966. Announcing the prize, ex-UN Secretary General Kofi Annnan also commended Mr Mogae for his action to tackle the Aids pandemic which has ravaged the country. The Ibrahim Prize - the most valuable individual annual prize in the world - was set up by Sudan-born telecoms entrepreneur Mo Ibrahim. As well as the $5m prize, Mr Mogae gets $200,000 a year for the rest of his life. Alcohol ban "President Mogae's outstanding leadership has ensured Botswana's continued stability and prosperity in the face of an HIV/Aids pandemic which threatened the future of his country and people," Mr Annan said. Botswana is the world's biggest diamond producer but unlike other resource-rich countries in Africa, this has not become a source of conflict. "Botswana demonstrates how a country with natural resources can promote sustainable development with good governance, in a continent where too often mineral wealth has become a curse," Mr Annan said. Mr Annan also noted that Mr Mogae had tried to diversify Botswana's economy away from its reliance on diamonds. In 2006, President Mogae's government introduced a law curbing the sale of alcohol and banning it on Sunday. He blamed alcohol for the spread of HIV/Aids, among other problems. But Mr Mogae also came in for criticism from lobby group Survival International for Botswana's policy of relocating Bushmen groups away from their traditional homes in the Kalahari desert. Mr Mogae was succeeded as president by Seretse Khama Ian Khama in April. Former Mozambican President Joaquim Chissano won the inaugural Ibrahim Prize last year. BBC