Ibtisam

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  1. ^^Are you confusing Jiin and Shidans??? How is it normal for anyone to run into Jinns?? And where is your evidence please? This is getting creepy...
  2. SS hmmm that is strange, well not really, we have been trying to limit the type of trollers who can use that thread. We are currently not accepting any new memebers. I found a new [long lost] passion again.
  3. ^^^^What do you mean OZ?? Nuune Everyone does not have Jinni companion IN them or even around them, as far as we know, Jinns share the world with us, they can see us, but we cannot see them (even the prophet could not see them) They have similar family structures as humans, and like humans, they have good, bad, Muslim, non Muslim etc. Any human who claims to have seen a Jinn is either hallucinating or the shidan showed himself to them in a form. (We also know from the Siirah that the Shidan can take different forms, even people you might know (like he did with Quarish in the Battle of Badr) Sheeko kaal keena.
  4. ^^^Then she will talk to him/her and struck a deal dee, that is not any worse than your own little fantasy
  5. ^^Why don't you just read your dua's, waving an arm around is not going to protect you. Acuudubilahi mina shytaani rajeem. Reer SOL waax kaa baax sanya aya iiska yaar. Now we want to know what will happened if someone has sex with Jiin, and then kids and marriage. Alah Waax waalan! a beautiful jin women seduces you and takes you to a big mansion where you spend the night .... and in the morning you wake up in the landfill with your *** bleeding stuck inside a rusty can . That you were apparently pounding away at the entire night. HAHAHA LOOOL HAHAH People should really stop chewing. P.s. Any guy who trust to sleep with jiin iyo Shidan waa gangster. I don't care what anyone says, he needs some serious lashes and then the nearest hospital. P.s.s. Some of you watch too many films.
  6. ^^^LOOOl You are on a roll. I'm feeling full
  7. ^^^A&T will kill you for this
  8. Aaah this one has been posted so many times. But it is always funny. Also; http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JCffeQXFL4s&feature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sb98vVgrAuI&NR=1 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ijz1CdUj5fg&feature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8IMVovafo&feature=related
  9. @ JB Do they go to study or to find women??? Ilbaaxnimo taas beye keenye miya. I think you are in a away legitimizing their behaviour and normalizing it by providing them with a safety net. If each one knew he was going to get so stupi*d girl pregnant and pick up disease, they would keep their belt on tight. But here you are handing out condoms like they are sweets.
  10. ^^LOOOL JB What do you do with them, hand them out at the university, talking about never ending work?? :confused: Waax waalan, I'm suprised people don't already call you the condoms guy [Farah condoms]
  11. This was also posted last week, niin waalan baad tahey!
  12. I'm scared to call this person. I avoided them the whole of yesterday, and I'm doing the same thing again. Some people are just difficult and angry all the time. Uuuf. LOOL Sheh, bet you did some work then? I started reading the book "from my sisters lips"
  13. ^^Why are you sending him to sleep during the day?? Lazynimaad haa baarin ninka! Jb keep running
  14. ^^What must he pay/ give?? Bella, Red sea waa only semi Lander. Suriciyaa ku kaca.
  15. ^^^LOOOL Aaay, Che iyo JB Dee you guys are one and the same sometimes, Easy mistake
  16. North, is not a bit how do I say it *ahem* Careless to leave your bank statement and pay slips lying around. First waa luugu caawiryi kaar, and second you could be targeted for fraud, or someone can take you hostage or rob you! :eek:
  17. diskoow dhaansa madax iyo minjo ka cayaar only LOL
  18. Hey Bella, ignore these dudes, they just want your attention. My bag. 1)house keys, and office keys 2) Mobile phone. 3)packet of tissue (you never know when or why you would need them) 4) My old purse which I had since I was 17, 5) From my sisters lips (I stared reading it last night) 6)Pain killers (I get crazy headaches at times) 7) Pen 8) Vaseline, pocket size
  19. ^^What was you doing?? Other than staring open mouth at us eating??? Ooh and what did CL look like in your dream?? I wonder why Malika was excluded in your dream. Maybe you subconcious is not a big Malika fan. I mean you dream of the trollers and miss one of the key troll person, what does it say eh?? LOOL
  20. ^^You are lossing your mind dear, you posted this two weeks ago. Have you forgotten already?? :eek:
  21. ^^Did you go to sleep, looking at our FB pictures of something, miisee you was thinking of us?? I always dream fo what ever I am thinking of before going to bed or when somehting has been on my mind. I remember four of my dreams last night, none of them were nice, one was just plain mean! :eek:
  22. Alhumudulilah. Morning all. EdIT: JB, with DD & CL there it sounds like a great dream but I bet Ibti slapped you and turned it into a nightmare. In fact, I could just imagine the argument. JB: it's my dream I can have whomever I want in it. Ibti: I don't care, I am in it now and you are rude for watching us girls eat. JB: Get out of my dream sensetive girl. Ibti: No. You get out, disgusting old man LOOOOL OOOL OOOL HHAhahaha loool hahah hehe. OH lord help me!!!! LOOOl Thanks Ngonge! LOOOOOL
  23. ^^Lol. Hey hey, I don't get special updates you know. :rolleyes: LOOL Ngonge I know that silly! I just did not know they txt everyone when they recieve money and when there money is picked up.
  24. Did you know Dahabshiil sends you a text message when someone sends you money. Caajeeb. :eek:
  25. ^^^loool. We are getting another JB. I don't think SOL can cope with JB, Sayid, Duke and Me. Overload