^^^Thanks hun. Serenity Thanks for the donation, it came through yesterday.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@ Ngonge. He is right on the money you know. I was planning to call before I book and check how many female instructors they have and book me one. If I die flying out of the sky, strapped to man, where would I end up. So far we have, sheh, me, Faheema and Nehand, anyone else?? Everyone okay for the 13th Dec?? Faheema, I aint Somali lady, no cancelling on my part, unless they only have male instructors, in which case we might have to find some where else. She 20th is fine for Go-Karting Sheh, we going first week Dec, last week Nov nooh.

Wlc cambaro, good to see you made it in Have some shah and Xalwa on me this time.

^^she sounds like is has got the FBI on you. Did she stalk you before you gave in?? I would've done, but I'm scared she might start abusing me

^^^Is there you are not answering your phone lady?? Have you just woken up?? I've been trying to wake you since 7am (LOL just kidding,)

Che, let me go and leave some questionable messages over your pictures and wall. Give me 20mins then let her see it Lily go home, your boss said so!

I suggest sat 13th Dec, since Faheema can't do the 29th or 6th! Can you go on the website and pick one course, one is for just one day, while the other is a weekend. Yeah lets book ASAP

I don't care when, I will make time! Just give me a day [the cheapest one of course] I'm really excited. Nehand when are you free??

"Two day" Square Parachute "Static Line" Course with jumps from 3500 feet! A course for those wishing to learn how to jump on their own. First jumps are made from 3500 feet using a static line - a system which automatically deploys your main parachute as you fall away from the aircraft and are the first stage of a training programme that could lead to you obtaining your licence. Having completed a minimum of six static line jumps (learning the art of falling away from the aircraft whilst practicing pulling a dummy rip cord handle) you could be ready for your first free fall. Short 3 second delays first, then 5 second delays, then 10 second delays, then 15 second delays, and so on, each time building up your experience and jumping from higher and higher altitudes. In a minimum of 18 jumps you could obtain your licence and qualify as a skydiver free falling on your own for approximately 70 seconds from altitudes up to 13,000 feet deploying your parachute to be open at 2000 feet. Prices are as follows... 1 person attending on their own £195 2 people attending as a group £180 per person 3 people attending as a group £165 per person 4 people attending as a group £155 per person 5 - 9 people attending as a group £145 per person Or we could learn to jump on our own????

Tandem Skydives - from up to 13,000 feet! Our most popular course - and one that is guaranteed to get the adrenaline flowing! You will exit the aircraft securely strapped to the front of your Instructor who will control the free fall element of your skydive, open the parachute for you at around 5000 feet, and then steer your parachute safely back to the landing area for a soft controlled landing. If you're looking for fun and excitement then this is it! You may also elect to have a free fall cameramen jump with you to video or photograph your jump. Prices are as follows... £165 per person on Wednesdays and £200 per person on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Weekend and other group discount prices are as follows... 1 person attending on their own on any Saturday or Sunday £220 2 people attending as a group on any Saturday or Sunday £205 per person 3 people attending as a group on any day (excluding Wednesdays) £195 per person 4 people attending as a group on any day (excluding Wednesdays) £185 per person 5 - 9 people attending as a group on any day (excluding Wednesdays) £175 per person 10 -14 people attending as a group at any time £165 per person 15+ people attending as a group at any time £155 per person All prices include the mandatory membership of the British Parachute Association and third party insurance cover for £2,000,000 as well a separate payment to the instructors who provide their services independendently. Air to air videos start from £80 and can be organised on the day. Alternatively you're welcome to bring your own cameras and film free of charge from the spectators area. Here we come. When Can we go???

Since when did you care about Somaliland??? Miis anything to avoide the situation of Yey these days. P.s. The article was in the guardian.co.uk, Somaliland.org is just hosting it for news purposes and for their own use. P.s.s. You will become Riyaal's best friend if he blames Al shabab so maah?? sheeko sheeko caarurah

^^That was for sky diving. £49??? really so cheap, does that include medical insurance?? Lets go

^^I saw that, but I think we should wait few yrs first, it can mutate and come back as something worse, or other side effects. Certainly a break through.

^^^EU passport? I have queendha caas, I assume thats cool, also visas can be picked up in airports. Last week is fine, or first week Dec, I have to find a temp again. Spending money of about £150-£200, just enough so I don't have to fast Don't pick rainy or snow countries plz, some warm/sun

^^It is the role you forsaw yourself doing for Somalia, We had a discussion about it in another thread. Defence iyo security/ Attack As for the name, well I now who you are, someone pointed you out I'm only kidding, it is a common somali name, along with Abdi, but I like mohammed out of the two, a total random pick

LOOL @ Kidnapping Val. ^^ Always knew you were nothing but a smelly student. Just can't hack work, can you? I am ignoring you old man, from now on. :mad: Sheh, I'm too poor- (I have to start saving to send people to Burco in Jan) so I will come if you can find a holiday (warm) for £200 (hotel &flight) otherwise I can't.

^^^LOOOOOOOL @ install nuclear warheads and a defensive shield on the border between SL and PL. LOOL Allah beerka! LOL

I need a holiday, siidan sii maah

^^Aint been to starbucks since 2000, I've been clean for 8yrs. Okay so when is the go karting?? And Nehand and Faheema, when we going for our more exciting trip. I found one for £150, you pay installments pay 50% up front and 50% after (if we are still alive )

:eek: OH LORD I made it to Sheh signature :eek: OH women, I never knew you spoke broke *** Arabic dee, when I read something, I first see if it has an english meaning, then somalis, then Bangali, then Arabic

I'm in pain, have tons of work to do, and just got more as well, no food in the office, forgot to do my weekly shopping for it, I hate everyone, even the phone is annoying me, I want to sleep. On to good news, Terry rang and told me to collect my bank card, and I went, it was nice walk, it is even warm and sunny. Mashallah. alhumdulilah

Ms DD, my edo mentioned it to me yesterday when I got home, she did not have a sex change, she was born with some genetic defects and is going through a conversion to one gender or another. MAy allah make it easy for her/him.

^^^Did you just call me a tit?? LOOOL Waaxa waalan.

Malika, don't be so short sighted, I am trying to ensure everyone gets a fair deal, and to close of the road for accusations haadowto. Instead of complaining and yelling later, make the correction on regional disparities now and everyone is happy. I am happy to kick back and watch my boys rule, but I know xiin and Duke are going to have hard times ahead.