Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Even I'm scared, baal please hold bakc a little. I know Scorpian will be here soon and that girl never holds back.
  2. ^^Why do you want her for yourself???
  3. ^^Already taking sides are we??? I think I am changing my mind about using you already. You are far too hot headed by the sound of things. Niinka iyo naag ta ha kuu boodin baal Ngonge, do you want her as your PA then.
  4. Sisters from Canada and America are barking mad (in a good way) Lol I mean you guys do realise this thread is not really male free as such :eek:
  5. Now she is saying she is hungry, can she go for lunch, It is evil to say no. JB first I want to know how fair you are what deen you use (if any)
  6. ^^^Meeshu is not HArgisa, pluz she is Muslim, I feel I have to give her a chance. She is miskeen. Okay, well as I said I need you to do one, laaga ma maarmo on this one.
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    Diary Entry

    ^^Lool @ he loves his mum more. Dear diary, All those people talking about "I love him, I love him" think they love him. Please talk some sense into them, make them see and understand, that love is nothing but an illusion.
  8. JB I did not know you perform those kind of services. I want you to divorce someone as well then. LOZ she came in 10mins ago, she blamed it on the train :confused: I told her to get started on work and we'll talk later. Hey north
  9. I'm coming out to Dubia end of Jan as well. I'm interested in knowing about the "SUN" The internet says winter months Oct-March. I need sun, so please tell me, if there is no sun I'm going to find somewhere else to find. LOZ Book end of Dec. Anything you book between now and Dec is going to be too expensive. Yesterday when I checked it out, If I book in for mid Dec, flight will cost me £450+, but 29th Jan it is down to £265 return.
  10. ^^^I don't think I've rated you before...
  11. ^^^LOOOL, I'm just wondering... I would hear her out, maybe she has good reason, and I would randomly pop in or ring work on my day off to see if she does this often. I am a fair women.
  12. Ms DD, I rated you a long time ago. I only ever rate people if I am going to give them a *1 or a 5* anything inbetween I don't bother.
  13. ^^Or you Morning people. I'm in a good mood. Just been shopping in Oxford street. It is my day off, but I am at work. The temp lady is not here yet, but she gets paid for a full day- she even txted me at 6am to say she will be in at 10.00am. I am waiting to see what time she rolls in. Now I know why there is always so much work for me to do when ever I take a day off. Silly women is not even here at 11.41am. What should I do? Should I sack her or give her a warning. Maybe today is just a one off. Let see what she has to say when she comes in baal. Or maybe I should ring her, maybe something happened to her on the way to work.
  14. Somaliland would be stupi*d to get involved in something that is none of their business. Why pick a fight when you are trying to distance yourself from the said country. I think a possible option will be to move the Pirate monitoring position from DJ to Berbera (due to the proximity and strategic location)rather than a Somaliland navy to police/ attack anyone. We have more immediate things to worry about then fighting the worlds battles.
  15. ^^^Because I cannot ask her to NOT do something, and then be accused of doing the EXACT same thing within the request. Pluz I have desire to give my already few good deeds to someone else because I gossiped about them online when we die.
  16. ^^Where do I say she was a snob?? Nevertheless I'll edit my post. Cheers Caadan & MAlika Ngonge, LOOL Waaxan wallan, now you just want to make stuff up
  17. ^^IT was LSK, I laughed my head off! LOl
  18. ^^^I did not say anything about her, just the story as it happened- facts. I chose not say anything to her regarding this to avoid creating the usual uproar every time I correct an old lady in my area. I got too many beats for it as child.
  19. Ms DD IT has another meaning, and no it is not their name, much like "Xalimo" it is a term.
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    Weapons

    So how does it work, what do you say, wait, let me go to the boot to collect my weapon, can you give a few seconds then attack?? :confused: I would run them over, hit them with the car and lock all the windows, kick the door on his balls. You are more likely to be attacked walking, and then your car weapon is no use as it is not on your person. I stopped listening to music/talks/Quaran when walking, because 4years ago, some creep followed me from the cash point, to my house and inside the lift. He was screaming at me to give him the money, and I was asking him what floor he was heading to as I could not hear him [was lip reading, waiting for hand indication of floor]. Until he grabbed me, started to shake and hit me. I screamed so loud in his face, he jumped back. I kicked, punched, all the while screaming loudly(partly because I still head the headphones on). We fell on the floor and rolled around, I tipped everything out of my bag in the struggle (I did not want him to take my credit cards and house key.) He bruised me good, but in the end, he run off/limped my empty hand bag with just the money in the side pocket. I got up, collected all my other things (phone, cards, keys, the damn CD player) and went upstairs to my house, then called the police. I even managed to identify him in a line up 9months letter when it all went to trail (Apparently I was a long line of women he attacked). He came out two years later on parole, I heard he committed suicide not long after. I feel sorry for him now. Anyway forget the car weapon, kick as*s Sheh style if you are attacked and don't listen to anything when walking alone, particularly if you stop to take out the hagbaad money. Funnyly enough I've not been in a Hagbaad since either.
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    Weird dreams

    I had a dream about my cousin who I grew up with back in 1995! I think it was all triggered by a PM I sent to Faheema on sunday morning which took me back down memory lane. :confused: Anyway this cousin of mine, who is now as old as Ngonge, was acting stranger, and I was asking his wife (who also happens to be related to me) what was up with him. And then my brother who is a very quite guy was in the dream chatting someones ear off, and there were some white people speaking in funny language, then I don't know what happened for a while, but then something was chasing me, I woke up feeling very strange. :confused:
  22. I can't see any fish, I've been looking at it while I type this message,...still nothing! :mad: stop wasting my time!
  23. Daadku faadul baadan :eek: Bella my mashallah sista, if seeing this hurts you, because they are Muslims who are not following the deen, then it is your responsibility to firstly give them nasteexa, advise and tell them about the deen, if they don’t know or if they forgot. Chances are most will thank you for your reminder, and with the will of Allah they might become better Muslims as a result of your words. However going on another social site to denounce them, haabar them, gossip about them and bad-mouth them achieves nothing, and most likely means you are doing it to make yourself feel better about how “good” you are at the expense of others. So let me tell you, if you want to know how good you are then look to the saxaabiyat, compare yourself to Aisha, Khadija, Fatimah (RAC). Tell me if the prophet witnessed your life style today, saw your house, your actions, would he smile and consider you are a “good” Muslimah, or would the magazines, TV, nude pictures, music, posters, newpapers and the general clutter in our houses, not to mention the dusty kitab hardly picked up, the Islamic tapes collecting dust, the quaranic verses used as decoration rather then read, would all these highlight how far most of us are from what is expected from Muslims? So Bella, check yourself, judge yourself, hide others sins, so Allah will cover your sins from people and only judge others if you are willing to help them go back to their lord. Otherwise it is just hot air, these sisters may even be better than many doomed out head to toe, for at the end of it, hijaab is not only covering of the body. They are committing sins, much like you and I probably commit multiple sins daily. Make dua Allah forgives and guides us and them. Everyone has short comings in the deen, some[particularly the physical ones] are just more visiable to the eye than those sins people commit behind doors, hiden from the world. P.s. And yes you have touched a sensitive nerve
  24. Morning. I hate all days now, they all seem the same, blending into each other.