Maaddeey, it is nice to know dhad xishooda ayaa adunka ku haadey- recently qof kasta dhaf ayau iska ka so oodhanaya, and then adiga ayaa dalac lagu racaya if you point out the unnatural aspect of their forward behaviour. Thanks. And please never call me, last I remember you was joining some somali religious fraction or another.

Malika, he sent me another one after a while saying "u really missed da chance!" I wanted to Text back Piss off, but I figured he is winding me up and I hate people who write in slang!! What the hell is "da, u, wid" ish, I worked too hard to learn the correct English and after all the hard work of my childhood, people want me to revert to speaking like a retard who can't spell!

MAybe you should stop hanging with so much make up then JB sorry I mean errr girls.

/salamAlikum Hello everyone; I got a random call from this guy: "hello Hello Ibtisam, I've been looking for you, it took me three weeks to get your number. Errr, so what can I do for you I am a man who has seen you several times, hawaad ayaan ka jecladey, so I've tired really hard to find your number and who you are, I even saw you this morning Look, thank you laakin waad isaso luggoysey, salamAlikum. Click." The cheeky bugger then sends me a txt in English: " Since u are from Buroa then u can't understand the value of man!" So which soler is visiting Hargeisa? And JB who did you give my number to? :D :D Adam, your male friend is too judgmental, probably for better, imagine they got married and then he saw the picture- sounds like the type that would've divorced.

LOOOL @ Ngonge!!! Miskiin lol Salam everyone!!! Xxxxx

Looool Wax Walan!!!! There was an old man sitting where you where sitting when you took that picture the other day (I was at the next table with friends having coffee) he sat there for a while and then asked his friend "OH Nur Madows wa maxey? Goor mu furya" I nearly choked on the coffee! Nur Madowey eh! lol Loool @ Serenity! save them please.

Wow!!!! Im touched, thanks Laakin I think we should skip this topic, I would hate to think my whole trip and existence here will be over shadowed by the actions of a selfish coward. For some people, it really is too late and they are beyond help, you just move them out of your way and let them meet their maker for all their evils. The sliver lining is, fortunately I had enough leverage to get him removed, I got a few punches, while his patients often died due to lack of post C-section follow up, malpractice, and infections. At least I dont have to see the faces of relatives, while they blamed his crimes on God and it being her time to die. That is worth more than a few punches. Blue Im not a doctor, Somalis (and in North cases Indians) have an obsession with Titles, they insist on calling me professor or Dr, both which I find offensive, since I am neither. EDIT: Adam I agree. Thanks Since no one will help me with posting the pictures- Im just gonna post them on the blog instead of here.

I met Ngonge real cousin today :eek: Small world. Nice, very pretty girl, I didnt tell her I knew you.

Blue they boys posted a few- and Im waiting for LSK to show us an easier way to post pictures! current system requires i host them somewhere else first! Yiiiks. Thanks Malika, funny you say that, for the most part the long term diaspora returnees living here have formed a clan-less clan closer than their different clans.

Lool, @NOrth!

LOOOOL North! they never called me that!! Salman, we currently have (today) 35 health workers here, 15 of them doctors, 17 of them Somali Diaspora, the rest foreigners- Indians, Russians, Norwegian and UK. All recruited and paid for in someway or another with the help of writing 1000s proposals to NGOs with lots of money. Most are here for 2years with a mandate to train two people in their field before leaving. In time people will become less dependent to greedy mean doctors. Putting them out of business and giving poor people an alternative is the best way to hurt them, without breaking any bones. Carafa he was a wadaad before he was in politics- and the two are not opposites- he can be both,

War I thought you was setting up a corporation of your own and I asked why Im not invited.

Lol. Oh My God, you guys even got peace loving smiling JB to offer to beat people up!!! and lovely MAlika egging him on!!!! Juxa @ burning his house down and breaking his hands! Im not known for peace loving, nor is my clan!!!! classic quote of the day! lol Blessed ayaa ii hadshey- we need to learn a new language, be it legal or just letting things go and moving on with the positive aspects. Bisinka, we are very hot headed people, this is why small things such as this in our society turn into reer hebel iyo reer hebel and escalates so fast.

What>? Im lost. Yaaaaaaaaaaaa?

WHAT? Where Iam? JB Lool NGonge! you are getting old, and she older!

JB why Im not in the corporation? North if you come bring me some nurofen express please! madax aya ii xanunaya and only they work!

Chimera your most welcome. And no, it is no joke. North, I refuse to be drawn into pettiness- particularly at a clan level, plus you know me, I am more like to hit over the head myself than get someone on him. In any case my bored cousins will kill him or at least make him disabled and then all of alpha people will be lining up to sing his praises and seek compensation. Juxa, because I never told my 10000 family members and I would like it to remain so;

Adam to buy will cost you and arm and a leg- depending on location- plus you will need to buy the whole block- wont sale you individual offices/shops. You can rent a good size space for what ever use for $200 and less, or rent a whole house for $450 or less (unfurnished) and use all the rooms as offices. Why you coming to see me??? I will role out a red carpet for you. JB :D :D Juxa Xxxxxxx love u. Yes he is well and alive, still haggling with poor women in his own box surgical clinic.

^^^^ NGonge offered because like every other man, he was pissed off a MAN- never mind a doctor would resort to violence, also I make him laugh and he finds me charming, so he was amazed anyone will beat me up Every guy I know, aside from Alpha has offered to beat him up, even JB- who I thought never gets angry, upon finding out some weeks later- he shouted at me. WHY didnt you tell. I was like why, miyaad kuu so qosli lahedy! Anyway Alpha has hijacked my picture thread naga daya already. Pictures of things I wanted to show you guys baan uu furey. Please LSK show me a way to post pictures without linking it from another site or my computer details coming up- you could find yourself the owner of some truly amazing pictures I have taken!

Business man baad noqotey- im happy you are out growing that awful NGO culture! well done and khyire inshallah

Hey JB!!! Of your Life? Wait for HIBF and then say this again

^^^^^^ LOOOOOOOL hahaha @ better with your hiil cases!!! lol Sii fiican baan uu qolsey walahi!!! lol

^^^^^^ LOOOOOOOL hahaha @ better with your hiil cases!!! lol Sii fiican baan uu qolsey walahi!!! lol

Looool Blessed! Alpha, he did it in front of 20 people, including 5 staff and his patient, and then admitted it on local TV, justify it by saying wa gabad reer xamar aha, aniguna nin kadidaisa uu so cabey baan ahey (sill man drinking piss for no reason), and therefore have a right to act like lunatic when I wish. So no need for me to proof anything- As for your police, they already arrested and charged your uncle- u mean he did not call you from his two days in jail? guess you are not so important in the clan since you are finding out these things online eh! Loool Bride or xaal, get lost. The buff girls from dibaadah did not include me, they are still here though. I cant believe you are defending a man who saw it fit to beat me up alpha!!! Akhaas your lost, waa iney juxa kab dacas aha kula dhacado.

Carafaat, nimanka ha isku doonanin, for my troubles your uncle saw it fit to give me five, six punches to my head (and I'm small) if he was not drainage with angry at the time and could aim better, he would've potentially killed me with only four punches. Lucky for him I dont operate on clan lines, otherwise he would've had a very painful accident at the hands of my bored younger cousins, and then our elders would've shown up to demand xaal from yours for your drainage uncle punching inantood simply for telling him to perform a C-section he is already paid for, at a public hospital, instead of haggling with a women who has been in labour for 4days in the miyi. Akhaas, waad ku uncle lahadhiin.