In case anyone wondered what I did with the money. The Somali development trust has already received their £1,000 just time for Eid. The money for the charity has also left my hands/ bank into their charity account. Thank you for all those who sent their donations, particularly the Australians, Canadians and UK brothers who sent contributions despite not getting anything in return from me [you will get reward by ALLah SWT]. May Allah reward you all Inshallah.

^^^Lool I can see the impact of the Xalwa, you are even posting two times! LOL Can you believe I've not eat my Xalwa yet, I tasted a small amount before bed time, then decided against having the rest because I did not want to brush my teeth again.

^^I'm serious, why else do you think I write Somali I like I do?? I am the experiment, I have to see how far I can deviate from the standard written Somali. If people still understand me, then the rest will soon start writing like me. All new official documents will be adopting the new standard language!. How is that for a conspriacy theory

Ok, have you at least finished brushing your CV off

Well I'm currently semi dead. I will be fully dead, bit like the other night, As I have chocolates sitting here waiting for me at 4. By the time I get to you, it will be sending me to sugar coma. I don't know about running around, I just might find a good place to hide for 2hrs. You know when I eat sugar food, my limps get heavy and it takes so much effort to move, speak, smile, I can just look at things around me

The Zack, I think they changed the language they use slight as well.

^Yo, yoyo, how is it hanging? found a job yet? Lily lol, I need to spot my family as well. Last year I spotted my uptee, I was not even searching for him. Malika, yeah how cosy?? in your sitting room eh? P.s. My edo thinks all singers are alcoholics and deen maaleh. Then two of my cousin because fanaans. Now she keeps looking at them funny, like she expects them to pull a can beer out in a second.

W/ Salam Malika. How is your day?

^^^He is good friends with the Jiin Lily. I forgot extra scarf and my flats. I don't think heels will go down too well, and don't fancy coming home on the train with a multicoloured scarf Paragon, spin it how you like, it is strange and not normal.

I can't stop eating sweet things in the last week and it is making me very very tired. Total shut down mode. Has anyone been of them detox things?

^^He will say No pucca, you know why?? Because suuqaad iska xiidey with your kusband talk.

^^^Also, how do apes fly to somalia by boat Lol @ food imported from somalia. I wish, I won't even mind the Somali[an] label if we were the highest import of food.

Salamah. A guy that has a cat or dog is just plain strange. Something wrong with that dude. I mean seriously. Soon there are going to be stories about and old man and his 9 cats. I rushed and forgot everything at home. I think I might just go back home.

^^^That are you KK echo, that argument is not for you to make. Let the boy be proud, he's waited 3days for it. JB is there a Somaliland song?? I would've sang it for ya, but I don't know.

LOOOL @ Ameen taking pucca for a coffee LOL

Bloody lander. Iish :rolleyes:

^^^No I am practising self discipline. I'm going for a walk later, so it will be my company then LOL @ put on weight!

^^^ , Lol. Well if you get sacked again, I might introduced to some more. I was trying to cheer you all up.

Sheh and Ms DD. Would you believe I forgot all about my Xalawa till this morning. Then I was watching its beautiful texture and light wooho, so I hide it in my bag till I break fast. Now you reminded me. Woohoooooooo here I go. Thanks Ms DD

Faheema I think most of ignore Anonymous and unknown numbers away. I hate them, maxaye qaariniyan. I only answer them if I am bored.

^^LOL You don't need to tell them to stop calling you MAlika. Just stop answering their calls, after a while they will get the picture and stop calling you or call you less often. If they just call too much and you don't want to cut them off all together (i.e. They just talk too much or you need space) Then ignore their calls for three days, then send them a short text along the lines of "HEy, sorry I missed all your calls, I've had some things to sort, I'A we'll talk soon. Take care" If they call again within the day or the next, ignore them for three more days. When you do start taking their calls again, keep it short, "Listen, we'll have to catch up soon, I can't really talk right now" P.s. Don't get yourself in hot water by saying, I will call you back, it opens the doors for debates of "but you said you will call back" Just leave it open; "we'll speak soon I'A."

^^^How did it go Malika?

^^^WLC you two. Sayid: Ignorance is never bliss, but sometimes (or rather many times, you wish you did not find out)

^^How anyone gets work done with someone looking over their shoulder is beyond me I would suffocate.

^^WHAT? You said you forgave me, you cannot decided you are suddenly still angry! :eek: Waar naag taag. Hayam, you poor thing! Lol. Get your own little laptop under the table