^^^ Faheema meesha waax kaa daac qaashadii jaab tahey aad sheeki jirtey.

^^^^ :eek: When going to the mosque, only place your eyes look are your two feet, one in front of the other. I never notice anything till I get to the bus stop or on the bus and some farah makes you jump a mile by asking you "maa buska ayaad raacii or "maa Somali baad tahey" I would like to think they just appeared rather than following women from the mosque. @Faheema. LOOOL, I also had the disadvantage of going to malcaamad where I was the youngest by almost 9yrs. When ever I asked them where they were going at break, they would say shop and leave me with the bags and return hrs later when malcaamad was nearly over with sherbets. Of course the malcaamad was in a church library, nor do I know what happened in those long breaks. I'd like to think they really went all the way to the shops to get me sweeties, bless them. I'm kind of lost with the new topics in this section :eek: Bisinka, I think Sheh will finally start doing some work around here. She’s been given an easy ride for so long.

^^^What changes Obama

^^^The UK is not like that, only the normal people go to mosques, with hormones in check. I mean they are two camps: either those that go to the mosque all the time (i.e. it is their second home) and they are truly blessed) Or we don't get to go to the mosque often enough and when we do make time for it, nothing else is on their mind but maximizing their time. I’ve never seen such thing, Inshallah I won’t. The mosque is probably the one place you can go to get away from the usual qaashabiir and nonsense.

WAIT WAIT, I cannot get past this LINE!!! at the mosque you would see girls flirting with the guys YOu would??? What kind of mosque did you go to?? Are you sure it was a mosque? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh Morning, I'll comment on the rest when I get beyond this. :eek:

^^I'm fine had many things since, lots of chocolates mainly lol

I aint wasting my time till he gets his ticket. I know he will go to Dubia and then pretend he could not get a ticket and then come back. chicken Waaxid. You are all wasting your advise. HE AINT GOING :rolleyes:

Fuuley. :rolleyes:

Nope I'll be just fine, In fact I'm planning on walking for 2hrs after I finish work. Then shooting my mouth off with friends for a bit before heading home. Do you toilet in my plans?? No I did not think so

^^I'm tough cookie, food poisoning you say.? Never had that, my body is use to eat all kind of rubbish. I know it can take it. I have faith.

^^^Nope, I did not realise it was frozen till I took a mouth full of ice iyo bread with crazy texture that should've been prawn. So I left it on the side for it to defrost a little then eat it.

^^^^It did not taste nice, that is for sure. Tasted more like forzen ice. Never again, and if I get ill *shakes fist* I'm having black tea with no sugar, not too sure about water, I feel like I want puke (it is all in the mind I tell ya!) The Siren; they are still lurking about but we have mastered the art of ignoring them. Nothing is off limit here, maalin baa meeshi ii naal gaasho weyan. The Siren: wlc to this corner. Chill with this

^^^Too late Walahi, I just eat it. As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be wrong. I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

^^^LOOOL, poor blondes!! Was it not you who told me one meal a day yesterday! I waiting for my out of date sandwich to defrost. Btw if I get sick I am going to blame you. You told me that it is okay to eat frozen out-of-date food/bread

LOOOL C&H wait for your body to get use to it. I'm starving Ms DD You should not be worrying about nothing. Don't worry till you remember then you can start worrying.

Dedicated to MAlika This is what you are telling us. Haadi kaal naa daaf.

MAlika you sure do live in LALA land. Qalbi-Adeyg, acudubililah, afxumidi. Najiaan. Allah Awoowig uu naxariiso.

^^^Idealist you say. Aaah, now aint this funny, and then right after you talking about training the dog, sorry dude from the get go.

^^^^What happens, when he loses all his money and then the ugly fart still leaves his socks and pants on the floor AND wet the floor.

If I was a guy, and I knew I was being used for money, I would play all kinds of games with her and then dangle some dosh in front of her eyes to see them go green. I swear I would humiliate her, make her do jumps, splits, start jumps, walk on your hands and knees, kiss my feet and few other things. I would verbally abuse her and make her act out all sorts of weird and degrading fantasies in strange god forsaken places. Then after all that I’d throw her some dosh and say go on and spend, you sure worked for it.

^^^Right, he wants what he paid for!! MS DD: Yes but in the case you describe, he might as well pay after each and every session, sorry I mean meet up. Waa based on just two factors which are exchanged. Where as normal relationships involve more than a transaction Because I know you guys had one of these WHAT IF conversations and I know what you guys talk about when you get together

Ms DD would you stop this madness. I am going to ban you from having girls only party when I am not present. They fill your head with all kinds of more madness and you start asking questions such as these. It does not matter to him as long you give it up and take their bulshid, because effectively he is paying for it and he knows it, might even knock you about a bit too. The question should be, how would you feel knowing that you have been paid for, i.e. hired. :eek: Prawn sandwich went out of date yesterday, been in the fridge though, would I die if I eat it, it looks fine.??

^^^Double shivers at the thought of him materialise right next to me, spooks style. Good thing I had better sense then brining a pluck card Ngonge you are still sitting on the fence. The dedicated loud cheering/ clapping crew were committed to the cause and took the afternoon off as part of their holiday time

LOOOOL @ spitting tobacco or scratching your crouch in public. LOOOL Waax walaan. when you spend so much time with someone, what they look like is shaped by their behaviour. Have you never met a stunning lady and after a while you decided, gosh she is truly ugly, how do I get away from her. Or you met someone whose looks you did not even notice to start with and then after a while you find yourself think, she is beautiful, how did I not notice!

^^^LOOOOL I did entertain the idea of taking a pluck card with Oodweyne written on it, (anticipating you would be there somewhere) but obviously decided against it, as I had try make myself look important and head taller in the usual male dominated arena.