Waves @ CL Hello dear :muuwah How are you?? and how is life?

LOL^^ Waax waalan. Abdillah, make dua for Allah to guide them. What is PDA?? :confused:

^^^OR maybe I looked like his mother, I'm told I look like many ppl.

^^You were never allowed you freak :rolleyes:

^^Stay out of my PM :mad: You are mean.

Cut you hair, cut them really short. It is great. I cut mine mostly all off and now I love my hair. Takes me half the time to wash and sort them out. I feel like doing an advert for short hair. IT is great!! I'm never going back to the maadax xuun of managing long long hair. Shid house, waa freedom. I can even do wash and go now. hehe

Some of you have so much time on your hands Seriously. I don't see anything wrong with cleaning the toilet (he uses it right?). As long as he has as a pair of hands that is. People have to do what is necessary in their life, there is no universal role. Today I got chatted up on the bus by a four year old. haha. Actually this Somali father had his two sons with him on their way to see his wife who had a 3rd child at the hospital. Shopping bags, breakfast and all. He was checking the kids face, wiping them with tissue, checking their teeth and straightening their clothes. When I got on the bus the youngest one waves at me and says Hello. I smile and say hello and go and take a seat. For the next 5mins the little boy keeps tagging at his dad and pointing at me and then waving. When they got to their stop, I was looking out the window and the little boy must have been waving, when he saw that I did not responded, he run away from his dad towards me, shouting bye, bye. His dad laughed and said waar innant miyaad kaa heeshiy. They all stayed at the bus stop waving at me till the bus moved. LOL

Salam ppl. Where is everyone? I thought I was missing a party, but it is dead in here. Ngonge I found out what you said about me. I am never going to send anyone to you for reference!! Never ever, no way. How can you be so negative and rude :mad: I thought we were family you old rumour starter.

Thank you rose

Oh my god, I forgot about that @faheema. :eek: that was freaky. Ngonge yep LOL

None, they although I was Bengali from Bangladesh or Kolkata¸ when I said I’m African, they would say “OH you are from south Africa! (because of cricket, SA is famous in India, only African country they know. ) In the market, they thought I was Sudanese . My friend was the indian; I mean she blended in and fitted right in, I nearly lost her a few times

^^^I mentioned tea, because at first I thought it was for boiling bath water, till I realised they had a normal shower (Well they had a bucket in the there with cold water, it gave me flash backs of survival with cold water in SL) :eek:

in Troll anything goes. North: It was all on facebook. I took some down haad, but u can still catch a few. No not like any other hotel, well not in India anyway, some of them had nothing, and a broken TV. Just a room with a bed and bathroom. Pluz I'd never stayed at a hotel on holiday, so I would not have known that was the norm.

^^^LOOOL I wish, thanks. That is very good compared to what happened. A&T I am back now, for a while anyway, until the native comes to England, then for sure he will lock me in. You know how Asian men are like. Even worse than my Somali brothers, waa jealousy on wheels, overdose style.

^^Hey. I'm awake writing e-mails. I'll share this one and give you something to do: We landed in India on the 1st of May at 12.30am. As soon as we got off the plane, the heat run off with the 1st layer of my facial skin, pheeeew, it was gone, and I gasped for air! IT was so humid, it was in the middle of the night, with no sun, yet it was so sticky and hot. The airport in Mumbai will give any European airport a run for its money, it is beautifully built and crafted with attention to details, it was sparkling and lights everywhere and for a moment I wondered about all the reports I read. Maybe it was so white wash conspiracy and India was really a 1st world country beyond the human dreams. We got on a bus and it dropped us off at the main entrance to proceed through customs, of course we paid no attention to announcements earlier while still airborne about filling out the forms!! We followed the few white people we saw on the plane down into a long queue, only to reach the front and be told by a screwed face custom officer that I must go back out of the line, collect a form and fill it in and then come back. I went back and asked for a form, a really angry lady proceeded to mutter under her breath and throw angry head and hand moments in my direction after I asked for a pen. The form asked the same questions as the Visa application, but we filled it out anyway and then went back to another screwed face custom officer (They all looked so angry) He looked at us and then demanded why we were here, and for how long and what for (He did not bother reading the damn form I just filled out which had all the answers) He let us through, we put our passports away thinking we were through, but there were few more checks to go through, then waiting for our bags for 2hrs!!! Finally we made it outside and easily located our hotel pick guy, after a while we were on a way to our hotel. The guy did not say anything, we located him because he was holding a card which had written on it something which kind of resembled my name. In the back seat was the Indian Times. I found out that the previous day was election day and the whole newspaper was covered with speculation and predictions. Also few articles on swine flue and outbreak in UK, Delhi was on high alter and many other places. We got to our hotel, a nice place, a really nice, clean (it was expensive) powerful shower and air-condition and fan. Did I mention a TV with American channels, a kettle to make tea, two packets of crisps and a bottle of water (We needed that one!)

^^^LOOOL Thanks, I like Xalwad one better! hehe. P.s. Why are you up so late?

Bob: *Big wave* I was your first ever crush on SOL You forget so fast these days. You must be 40 something now, so I don't blame you! Che, LOOL Leave Duceysane alone! Ergo Jacayl

LOOOL This always cracks me up, so rude and twisted!! LOOOL Here

LOOL @ Sheh. Come over if your not doing anything later, after you finish with you ear's and head. heheh.

Norf, between that and no football you will have some serious problems my friend. Ngonge, yeah yeah. whatever. Hey sheh

I'm feeling a bit lost. Kinda like I am walking backwards at a fast speed. Or like your mind walked ahead and now you cannot catch up to it, so your body is just floating about. Salamah All.

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^^Well you are not a man, so you don't know if there is a balance between drooling over a woman or ignoring her. If you knew what goes on guys head, you would never put "normal, polite" in their thought process. There is nothing normal or polite about it, some are just good at hiding it, descriptive words for their thoughts would be ranging from animalistic to something else. This whole lets be friendly. Yet not friends is a pointless waste of time and a little game of “let me see how long he can pretend” Your wadaad bashing is going to make me give you a good verbal bashing! Don't make me P.s. Your argument, nor the authors has a leg to stand on in Islam, so forget about that.

^^^NO, but Cara is at the end of the world, no point even pretending.

^^I got back safely and with all my teeth, and no evil black magic. That is my present to everyone.