Sounded more like I leef you!! The somali version of Barbie!!!!

:confused: Hi LOZ, ma adiga ba.

Originally posted by sheherazade: quote:Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: ^obviously wax kale. i phone this congestion charge yesterday, when i asked for the receipt to be sent to my email address - the operator said "oh my gosh - are you the same sayid somal on SOL?" freaky!! LoL. I love it. Separate the online from the real world, saaxib. Too funny. HAHHAHAHA, I know something you don't know yaa sayid, and you will have to pay me to get me to tell!! SalamAlikum All, top of the morning to you. How is it going?

LOOOOL @ Orgood!!! That is just so wrong when applied to humans!!! :eek: LOOOL It is far too hot and humid in Berbera, the heat must have done something to this poor dude.

^^Waa caadi dhee, he passes that advice on to whom ever. It would still be a general advice, I did not mean HIM personally!

^^Tell him to get a wife, she'll never allow him to run wild on the streets after Isha!! LOL On a serious notes, scholars say that your prayer is not complete, or not at its fullest- in terms of reflection/ khushuc/ concentration etc. So work on your prayer, then truly Allah's promise that the prayer keeps you away from faxasha and munkaar will work inshallah.

Originally posted by Lt-Qalbi-Adeyg: This is no joke, what if someone made a similar joke about burco or harigesa or some other city? I'm sure libaax sankataabte or some of his minions would delete the topic or even ban the member. I want this latin wannabe's head on a platter. What a big lie, Reer qardo are cry babies. One of your new qardo kids even had a topic about Reer Hargisa worshiping cows, as I remember it got to page 4, with our reer Hargisa getting pi*ssed off or the thread being deleted. Look at the Qardo crew, waad isu habar waacanten!!! So here is some tissue you over sensitive people, learn how to take and accept facts,… sorry I mean jokes. Poster: Caqilga maa qardo baa laga heela??

Originally posted by The_Siren: LOL Holy sh*t! I can't believe I completely forgot about this old topic? LOOOOL Anyway-I love how you protect the dignity of sheik boys from evil old me by patronisingly patting them on the head in one instance and in the next blantantly protraying them to be nothing but horny buggers with flith on their minds. LOL What a generous sister you are! Quite contradictory and very amusing (giggles) ps- Come on! I hardly think Allah would be against the return of a simple brother/sisterly islamic greeting. Since when did As'salamu Calaykum give rise to sexual solicitation? Tisk tisk...Like I said before-common sense people let it prevail I don't know how you can put together a view based on what you THINK Allah will or will not mind. Walalo, the deen is not based on what each individual thinks or feels, nor is ISlam based on our common sense. It is pointless to argue about something which the deen has already clarified for us. I am not being mean, nor rude to you or the "shikes", everyone one has a role to play. What you are asking of them is beyond and outside of their role. Likewise, you [not u personally] wanting to run around spreading salam and smiles to our brothers in your liberated world is out of your Islamic role. AND yes according to Islam it is harmful because it opens the doors to Shidan. Lastly please stop saying “holy shid”

A sister who does not cover as she’s been commanded to do so is grossly disobeying the command of Allah Ta’ala and thereby earning the displeasure of Allah. Earning the displeasure of Allah is worst thing a person can ever earn as this will lead to his destruction, whether other mere humans look down on them is really irrelevant. In saying that, a sister who has good character, who prays, fast, does not commit zina, avoids gossip and backbiting, for the sake of Allah, YET does not wear a Hijab, this is a strong indication that she loves goodness and hates evil. Naturally her good deeds will increase her Iman and in time she will fulfill Allahs full commands. Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi relates an indicative story. He said that once he was delivering a speech before thousands of female students in Constantinah, Algeria. The majority of the attendants were without hijab. A female student asked him: What do you think of female students who attend Islamic lectures without wearing the hijab? The answer was expected to be harsh. However, Sheikh Yusuf replied that we should not only welcome her but also encourage her to attend. Any woman’s motive to attend such lectures is a clear sign of inward faith that needs to be stimulated in order to come to the surface. Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi concludes that we should not reject the Muslim woman who offers prayer, fasts, and is keen to do her religious duties because she has a weak point and does not wear the hijab. Rather we invoke Allah to strengthen her will and help her commit fully to her Islam. [islamonline] As for going to the mosque; no Muslim women should be ignorant enough to go to a mosque wearing whatever they want, even none-Muslims cover when visiting mosques. The mosque is sanctuary for so many to hide out particularly for the guys, it is probably the only time their eyes are not sinning. They would be cursing you all day if you flashed them when they were least expecting it.

Of those who wear it, not everyone wears it for the same reason. So who can judge but Allah.

okay I am sure I am doing something else on the 21st. You sure; hmmm. Can't we do it on the same day. Saves us going out two different days

^^^LOOl yes do that!! Faheema! I was already pis*sed off today, hence my mad reaction. Get me on the phone to india when I am ill next time. I will give them a good talking. bloody "crap" place/ people.

^^What are the rest going to be doing while we jump??

Hahaha seems like my threat worked, he just called back, "I'm sorry about the misunderstanding, we'll be coming to collect our goods next week". Now I feel like iaan ii suu xaarifiyo!!

I need a lawyer, a very good one at that, anyone know a good one in London in the cooperate/ business area. I am being harassed by this ****** company. Now they decided to post me their stuff, then send me a bill to pay for things I’ve not ordered, now they keep sending me more bills for late payments. Even worse, they have 20 different sales reps, and they call ten times a day, offering more stuff. Apparently someone agreed to Ink cartridges and they sent me a box of 6 and an iPod, It has my name on it. I call and say I did not order this, can u come and collect your shid and take it back, he says open it and what is inside it, I open the first layer and tell him. Then 5mins into the conversation he says, well now you have opened it, so we cannot take it back. Are you having a bloody laugh? :mad: I don’t need this. I told him I’m getting a lawyer as this is ridiculous and slam the phone down.

Count me out girls. I draw the line at eyeing up expensive window dressings!!! I hate shopping on the best of days, let alone when I cannot afford half of the things. I will wait at home for you guys.

^^^Still can't do 2morrow. waan isku deex yaacansahey.

^^He won't come from Toronto for your event Sayid. Having a hard time from East London :rolleyes:

Guys are like children look at this cat fight

^^^^Alhumdulilah. Source it, otherwise money will kick your behind!!

Wait, this other nomad called money posted this a while ago, as the author. Sayid source your story, for I am sure it is not yours, now I am thinking maybe it is not even his either.

^^^LOOOL There will always be arguments. Young one, I thought you wanted advise, seems like adgia aya waax noo sheegeya.

^^^HE planned on it, saw him posting well past his bed time xaleto. Not true, I've not been ill for 3months at least!!!

Haa @ Val. I think I might have swine flu [or so everyone keeps telling me and I am starting to believe them]. Or maybe post travel infection. Whatever it is, it is killing me.

Next time you are ill, if someone tells you to have a really long hot bath, you need to figure out what is that you have done, which makes them wanna kill you!! Murder on the bath floor with no finger prints. I nearly passed out after 10mins, then decided to get out and my legs won’t hold me up, nearly knocked my teeth out in the process. Then spent 20mins on the bath room floor waiting for strength and blood to flow in my body. That idio*t probably thinks I’m dead. :mad: