^^^VEry good Fu-fu I like that Sayid, I don't like flowers, but you already know that, the ones you gave me, you took back and gave it to another younger more greatful girl

^^^^ Adigu why baad ii daab socota about my somali ALL the time. I get it, my written somali sucks, nag daaf haadab! Don't be like a dog with a bone! Otherwise you are going to force me to learn your local somali and kick your as*s with it! :mad: Don't test me.

^^desert flower is your girl Waris, she got paid to be so, and wrote a book about it, maaxaad aniga tuusha iga saari. He did, but it was all in codes and u did not get it you common dude Waax kaasta waa la idin kahela, cow lovers eh. I knew there was a Hindi link somewhere!!!

^^^^Surely Adam will offer you some Camels. You are gonna take a cow over Geel?? If so Somali maa tihiid ba!!!

^^^LOOOL @ Pasta and mango shake, so true! Originally posted by Fu-Fu: People who moan about being overweight yet do nothing to lose it. Good looking girls AVATARS on msn and they dont even look nothing like the picture,hhhhhhmmm. MAc sonkoor, why are you still shopping on MSN, I hope they send you fake model pictures too I hate needy people and people with low self esteem, people seeking approval from others, and followers. Uuuf makes me wanna beat them.

^^^Waar maaxad naag raabta?? Xasid, your helping the Hindi soomaah!! :mad: How much did he pay you

^^So adigu you just want fame so maah??

^^^lool @ studied and sold!!! lol I walk alot (well use to) now I just sit around.

^^^aaah real food, like huge cakes, more cakes, chocolate based drinks, some yummy chicken, white bread, lots of pasta, no damn salad. Lily thank you sweety, saw your text.

^^^Eerr Are you sure, some seem like daaqax naaf leeh Pluz I don't think softie was a quality, yaa uu taag haay nin maar waal baa ooyayah! Shidhouse.

^^This was written by an Asian dude dhee, their men are more softie soft dhee, haa la yaabin.

Dublin is a fit far to ask someone to come down from Nuune, but if she is from London, please send it my way. C& H: I eat, then I sit there poking my fat bits and wondering how they got there LOOL. I don't eat grass like some girls, give me real food plz. LOOL @ Juxa! ur mad women. Lily yes ask ur cuz plz

Also he wrote this: HOW TO MAKE A GIRL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 7 STUNNING TIPS YOU CAN'T MISS AT ALL. Love is on everyone's mind. It's an amazing feeling to be in love even though it has its ups and downs. Girls like being wooed and sought after. Generally, it's the males that do the chasing. Making a girl fall in love does not come naturally to all men but one can always pick up the tricks of the trade. Here are seven tips that will make a girl fall in love with you. Tip 1: Send the girl you are eying an unsigned letter, a bunch of flowers or a little gift. A little mystery will cause her to wonder who the sender maybe. Don't overdo it as she may just get fed up. Tip 2: A girl loves being treated with dignity and respect. She likes being complimented every now and then. Girls generally get attracted to decent boys. Tip 3: Be confident and genuine in your approach, what ever is on the inside of you will show on the outside. This will attract the girl you are making advances at. Tip 4: Girls take to guys who are fun loving and sporty. Don't have a sour lime, dull boring attitude or look on your face. That will only shoo her away. Tip 5: Be obliging at all times and offer to go out of your way to do something for the girl you love. She is watching you very carefully, the way you speak, the way you react and your dependability. Tip 6: If you are the romantic type ask her out to dinner in a quiet, romantic setting. Find out what her interests are and get involved in them that will make her feel really special. Tip 7: Be protective of her, no I don't mean dominate her or anything like that. But in your own subtle way let her know that you are looking out for her, this will gain her trust and not only that her love as well. So, all the very best as you set out to charm the girl of your dreams. Love is in the air! 6 SIGNS THAT A GUY LIKES YOU. You've met a nice guy and perhaps you have been dating awhile. You know you like him a lot, but you would like to now how he feels about you. What are the best signs that a guy likes you? 1. Eye contact. There are two kinds of eye contact. A guy can be to shy to have eye contact, so whenever you look hem in his eyes, he will quickly turn his head to avoid looking in your eyes. Another kind of eye contact is when he looks in to your eyes; he keeps looking a bit longer than one second. Both types of eye contact can be a sign that he likes you. 2. How does he behave around other women? Does he treat you the same as other women or do you get a 'special' treatment. If he doesn't treat you the same it could be a sign he likes you. Often when a guy likes you, he flirts with other women. He tries to make you jealous and hopes to get attentions from because of it. A nice trick is to go away, or go to the toilet, and ask a friend to look if he stops to flirt when you are no longer around. 3. Listen to what he is saying. Guys still think they have to prove their self. So when he is talking about his new car or his high paying job, he is trying to impress you. 4. See if he is showing interest in things you do or talk about. For instance, if this guy likes the same movies or the same book as you do, often that is a sign to show you how good the two of would fit together. 5. Touching. He touches you often. He puts his hand on you shoulder, when he is talking. When by accident your leg touches his, he will not move. 6. Study his body language. If he likes you, you may notice that he doesn't turn his back to you and often leans towards you. Far too much time this dude has. Have not read all of it, but some are funny. lool

HAHAH I found this on facebook. It is well funny, written by a Miskeen guy.. Here If you get the positive answer out of this, it is highly advisable to be loyal to the girl who loves you truly and selflessly but if you find the negative outcome, then I would strongly advise you dump that girl before she spoils you completely. Here are the 15 ways to judge a girl: 1. Ask her what does she look for into a boy? Is it money, looks, power, status or nature? Outcome: Her answer will reveal a lot about her nature and thinking. It depicts whether she gives importance to love, looks, character, money or power. 2. Ask her if she likes you? Outcome: If she says yes casually, then she does not love you rather if she finds it difficult to answer this, then she love you. 3. Ask her what does she respect you for? What does she like about you? Outcome: If she lists out the things clearly about you, then she really love you. If she takes time to think and say about you, then she’s bluffing you. 4. Ask her what does she feel about you? Outcome: If she is clear what actually she feels about you then you can move ahead with this girl because she is in love with you, if not then leave the topic her itself. 5. Tell her that you will invite her in your marriage, ask her if she would come? Outcome: If she says no or keep numb, then she is in love with you but if she says yes, ‘I would attend your marriage’, that means she is not serious about you. 6. Ask her if you can come to her home or at least ask her to introduce you to her parents. Outcome: If she agrees to introduce you to her parents, then she is serious about you and believes that may be you want to talk to her parents for marriage. If not then it means that she doesn’t want you to meet her parents. 7. Talk to her on several topics in a single day. The next day you meet, ask her about something that you have discussed yesterday. Outcome: If she remembers all or at least a part of what you said yesterday, then she is interested in you. 8. Send her messages regularly for 15 days or call her daily with out missing out a single day. On the 16th day, don’t give her message or don’t call her. Outcome: If she is in love with you and is serious about you, then she would surely ask you the reason for not sending her message. If she doesn’t even remember that you did not send her the message, then she is not at all bothered about you. 9. Take her frequently for a cup of coffee. Observe her behavior when it comes to paying the bill. Outcome: If she feels a little embarrassed or uncomfortable that every time you are paying the bill, then she cares for you because she does not like your spending of money needlessly. If she does not feel anything about your paying off the bill, then she does not love about you. 10. Take her for some shopping. Ask her to accompany you in your shopping. Select a beautiful branded shirt for yourself but pretend as if you are not buying the shirt because it’s much expensive than your budget. Outcome: Now, if her love is true for you and she is serious about you, then she would try her level best to gift that to you. That reveals her selfless and in depth love for you. 11. Find out whether she remembers your birthday, wishes you on every possible occasion, does not forget to wish you good morning etc. all these things reveals her love for you. 12. Ask her whether she believes in love marriage or arranged marriage. Outcome: If she says love marriage, then you have a chance; if she says arranged marriage, then she is not into marriage kind of relationship with you and if she says love marriages that are arranged, then she is giving you a hint to talk to her parents. 13. Gift her a beautiful, romantic or sexy kind of gift like a sari or a pearls necklace. Outcome: If she feels shy or smiles a little and accepts that gift then she is in love with you. If she asks you ‘why have you gifted me pearls, I don’t like pearls’, then that means she neither value you nor your gift. 14. Talk to her something about your departure. Ask her how would she feel when you would depart from her? Outcome: If she doesn’t say a word or simply stare at you with eyes full of tears but still she is trying to hide her tears, then that means you are everything to her. If she says ‘yes, we have to depart one day’, then that means she has never ever taken you seriously. 15. When you are with her, say that you are missing your family or friend or any one who is important in your life. Shed little tears in front of her. Outcome: It is said that if a girl loves a boy, then she cannot see him crying. If she feels bad on seeing your tears and cries for you and consoles you, then she is madly in love with you rather if she tries to console you by saying, ‘don’t cry, this is what called life. We don’t get what we always desire’ then she is not serious about you. Dear friend, know you know whether a girl is in love with you or not. I would genuinely advise you one thing, it’s hard to find a true love, if you get someone true loving, don’t lose that person. This would be your biggest loss.

^^^^Errr I can't use myself, how about you?? You and juxa can hide behind each other. LOL I found one beautiful somali sister who is already a model. Two more to go. Lily I called you to ask you about some colours for something, but never mind.

I am sorry to hear that Che, May allah give you and your family sabir and make this easy for you to deal with. Everyone has to go one day, some of us just go before us. May allah give him naxarris, jannah and forgiveness. Amiin. Innaa lillaah wa innaa illayhi raajicuun.

Those are tragic stories Adam!! I want happy ending

Margareth Mattaba Chacha, the managing director, said: “We know some women hesitate to come forward – they are too shy and think they don’t know anything. How patronizing and rude! JB can you be my marketing man you know every shillin that duusto!

haha no, no, I am keeping away from Romeo & Julliete they have bad luck

Yep, see it was easy enough nooh

THe onion

I'm popping out to get chicken fillet and chips (somali accent) from down the road, with lots of red sauce (american) and mayo (somali accent) Want some

Juxa, lol Yes please do tell me, I am all ears, PM. C&H lol your good, making food before u leave home, but forgetting it is not too smart. lol better luck next time, but for today u are stuck with junk food.

I got 8 of them from an OLD SOL member. I replied saying waar waarka caadiso you xaasid. I guess it was not him after all.

Juxa, yes I know, and I followed your advise, Did I tell you we did a radio interview as well?? will send you the link. I'm not good at blackmail, I'm more like Hey you wanna do this, and they be like no, no really, I say okay. thanks anyway. I need to be more push nooh? So juxa, how about you LOZ I need beautiful people for beautiful clothing. I'm add you on a facebook account where u can spy on why I need models okay?