^^^Do you feel like a walking billboard, or a tuug trying to sneak in to house Probably one of those times a niqab and huge jalbibi would be best. It is really ridiculous and not good for business.

I agree with Marx, that place was dirty and a half, slow and bad service, did I mention the 100 security guards standing outside with toothpicks iyo glassy eyes. Acuudubililah, I went there once never again. Somalis in North London are not iilbaax enough to have anything more than a maaqaaxi for guys.

^^^That is Ngonge's younger brother. His picture is posted somewhere on SOL already

^^Coz I was not here SalamAlikum people

^^^Oh WOW you wrote two words. I am proud of you!!! (I had an imagin of you saying that with wide open mouth and heavy twisted accent like some somali kenyans I know) I am good. How did everything go for you?

^^Hey girl Iska waaran. Morning people.

^^I've not started the construction yet, still at the planning stage. I am going to start on monday inshallah. Then ask me in three months time inshallah.

I don't think being a different category will help us if the people/ facilities to help the kids are not available, it will exclude us from the current general help our kids get, but at the same time, that gap of who is going to help the Somali kids will still be there.

^^^You are going to get as big as a house, and when you stop exercising and you get old, all that muscles is going to turn into fat. Then it will be double eeew. Loool, she does not like the gym jimicsi, I already know that.

^^I had a friend once who was doing some serious gym work to put on weight and gain muscles, He would break 3eggs into a glass and then drink it. Eeeew. Why?? Juxa hates the gym as much as me, we would just end up chatting and doing no work out.

^^Or desperate times, desperate measures

^^^Waa la igu faley baan uu malanya^ Fu-Fu, brother, I am more Somali than Somalis who left home as adults.

Spoken word has a power that reading cannot reproduce. Somalis being an oral community, I guess we are inclined towards poetry. Here below are a few of my favorite spoken word artists. Share your own, and enjoy. - - - Suheir Hammad - Mike Check - A Poet called Benjamin Zephaniah

The last guy is really good, mashallah.

MArx, he came from Finland, not Somalia, the guy already knew how to read and write. But I know what you mean, many boys (the girls tent to focus and catch up or drop off and marry) who arrive from back home in year 10 & 11, and then too late to do anything or get the grades need to catch up and enter the system. Sayid waan kaa yaabey, seriously you are danger! Acudbillah!

I found this clip. Its really good, so do watch it.

biting his nose??? WHAT WHAT, where on earth did you use to fight where they bite people's nose?? OH My GOD!! I am gonna die laughing!!!! LOOOOL hahaha hehehe loool haha looooooooooool looool hahaha lol

I need a useful gym buddy, Faheem is useless, she'll never go, she just like paying monthly to feel good

You are unique, just like everybody else ! " loOOL

^^^walahi waan ka heely big time.

^^^QArix socooda ayaad tahey adiga

^^^That one was just luck, I don't know how that happened either, I was tiny back then and he was the capitan of the football team. Pure Luck and allah's help. Faheema we can use the address.

I should show you my scars one day, see how exciting you think it is then. Did I tell you a broke a girls arm in year 6. It was her fault really She jumped me with five of her friends the day before while her mother watched. Then when I found her in the toilets by herself the next day, she tried to tell me we were “Muslim sisters”. I beat her black and blue and some how her hand broke. Those days it was just hand fight, now the knifes and guns baa waax waalay. Kids always fight, but now you could kill someone just because they called you names.

^^Did you always write Somali like that Val?? Lool, somali jigaar baad qoorta these days

LOOOL. Poor Buuxo!! What did she do to you the poor girl to be bullied like this! LOL