Ibtisam

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  1. LOOOL LOZ, I had 11 male relatives, all older, one could even look in my direction let alone hit on me Always read the quran behind a sitaart (material parting) The one time a shike asked me to come out to the side of the material and read to him face to face, I refused- by then I was 18 or something. My instincts to refuse may have been right, He later married one of the sisters that agreed to reading face to face JB: Your point is??
  2. ^^Lock em up, home schooling and malcaamad all their free time.
  3. I hope u mean a imaginary boyfriend :eek: @ CL I don't believe kids should have a crush on anyone at the age of 6. Shiid that is just creepy, and what ever happened to innocent children.
  4. ^^I was talking to Sayid who asked u if the girl had a crush on HIM, hence why I said are u in yr3 LOOOL @ kids talking about like guys at 6yrs old, boy they get younger every year, I thought they are suppose to find boys eeeeeeeew till they are at least 15 :confused: Sayid, get lost in a dark kitchen
  5. ^^Since when where u a boy in year 3?? :confused: Hey CL- I'm glad someone does Most of my friends would love to get a bed in the kitchen, just so they don't have to leave there lovely food to go to sleep. Cooking goddess
  6. ^^^Apart from cleaning and washing up I normally avoide cooking, few times a year if I must.
  7. I'm tired and I can't type coz I have a big cut on my index finger. I so don't belong in the kitchen :eek: Hello North & JB
  8. AAliya, you need to enable your PM message service. I PM'ed you over 2weeks ago, only to realise the other day I sent it to Admin :eek: Inshallah let me know when you open that door again, I don't want innan siir teenha so fuugo here Thanks for the link
  9. I sent Aaliya a PM on the 14th August, I now realised I sent that PM to Admin, no wonder I didn't get a reply :eek:
  10. If a guy shaves his abdomen hair does that make him gay?? My boss just walks in, and he goes I think my patient is gay, he has shaved all his abdomen hair, then he walks off. lol
  11. Originally posted by cynical lady: p.s old man did you see Ibtis stats 2 pages back? I know its cyber and all but I aim to increase my life expectancy by 5yrs so get on with it. The most Xuuux and Xaax proposal incase anyone missed it
  12. ^^^ Juxa I've a loooooooooooong time to learn pluz I do know, I just don't like doing it. Might borrow your little chant
  13. You guys are too old for me, I want to have fun and jump around, swapping recipes is what old people do I'm kidding lol
  14. Faheema I forgot about the cake, and you did not remind me either. Tomorrow your gonna do some baking yeah
  15. LOOOL Faheema, that is your fault not hers. If she is not fasting why should she care what you are doing. People eating around me does not bother me at all, but I went downstairs to the appointment office the other day and they offered me cake, when I said I am fasting they all hid the cake behind them like I said I can't look at food and mumbled sorry. They did not take another bite till I left them. I wanted to pop my head in again 2mins later, just to watch them trying to hide the cake- make a game out of it!
  16. Khayr: Loool, Qarxis waxid! LOOOL @ Juxa: Indeed she was too busy with her curi-collection of bags.
  17. Since when did Chiwawas= curi men!! @ CL :eek: Loool I tried inviting you, but you said you don't do SOLers barris HEllo Lily
  18. It is very rude :eek: :eek: Current Football is not allowed- who told men they can wear short shorts and run around in circles. :rolleyes:
  19. Scarface: The beauty of not marrying a farah, I don't have to obey CL I switched sides long time ago, give the door a big fat kiss
  20. ^^^Loool wax walan, I was trying to help these farahs and Xalimos out. Mine is not allowed out if he fails to obey. CL What about the unmarried ones CL? They can kiss their front door goodbye, xaad kaa rabta the unmarried ones
  21. Juxa really?? I am serious anigu! LOOOL @ Kala Xeran!! Caadi mahan weliga Scarface it is from 99% made up facts book
  22. Scarface is 5.2, short wuu daafey, he can touch the ground without bending too much
  23. ^^^I need a PA for my private business not my job "Those who kiss their partner good bye each morning live on an average 5 years longer than those who dont" so all you angry married people, stop slamming the door on your way out.
  24. I need a PA for today, do you think I can get one at such short notice?
  25. Morning people. I dragged myself in too, felt like it was a sunday today. Alhumdulilah I had good sleep and crazy dreams!! Salam and jumca mubarak everyone