Well we tired everything else- might as well try and NGO government too. Beggers cant really be choosers. In any case NGOs have been running Somali affairs behind the seasons for so long.

People dont get too upset, I keep noticing how some of political parties who realized they wont get enough votes have already thrown their weight with one of the other ones instead of kicking up a fuzz. Wadani baa waata the next election- I will be the first SOLer who has ever called it right.

lalalalalala lalalal alalalala SalamAlkum and Juma mubarak. Yawn!!!!

Juxa, yes yes, it takes a strong man to admit his mistake AND learn from it. Haad it is like a bloody broken record on a replay, makes me think this is a game to him and he is indeed not a geef prone old man, but dhib jecelay bey ka tahey.

Ma ogtahay Hadraawow, inkastaan dul badan nahay. Samir caadadeen tahay, maanto way madowdahay! His body carried back to Somaliland, Hargeisa, facilitated by Somali friends and businessmen.

Loool Abtigiis you never learn from your mistake. I could dig up this same level of grovelling for Cara, a different one for Sheherzade, another for CL, if I dig hard enough I could probably even find one for me, for Ngonge, and for Xiinfiin. Naga daa dee, ma awal baad walanedy miis you like to repeat the same things each year and hope for a better outcome

I agree with blessed. Somalis are black, Muslim (mainly) and refugees everywhere genius not just in the UK lol 90% of the messed up Somalis in the UK came during 2000s. In one week 9700 Individuals including whole family units left Denmark in 2007! UK mess is the Somali Euro-trash- the ones that arrived after 2000s.

LOL Apophis. he wont get the money- the half thing only works for women any way- her lottery ticket- her money. Lool @ Carl! Suits him he deserves it.

MAntaa thread walab kaladka aya la ii heesta- war ilen anaga aya wax araganey!!!! SalamAlikum. Juxa dont mind the gun shot- my house is no where near the suuq and no one has shot at me yet- just the occasional shove, kick and bunch stage baan maarena weli. NGonge I am safer than most people!

Loool IKEA in hot water! lol

Hmmmm, how I ended up as the discussion of a Cantrabaqash thread is beyond me. Even my shoes are to classy for this nonsense. Juxa and JB, ninkaan waa waada hadal, he has figured out to get you guys to talk to him and give him a tiny bit of attention, he must try and insult, call me names and generally be the usual cantrabaqash. So pay our special case friend no mind and let him be, Juxa, I am intimidating and dominating- Somali men are terrified of me and I like it that way :D Alpha good you put all your cantrabaqash together- from now on you shall get your daily fill of attention without having to create new thread and various stories. This is the smartest idea you've had EVER. Now stop writing like a retard and LOL after insults and write English like I know you can.

What is the big deal? He looks happy so let him be. Shaqolaan.com.

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RIP AUN. Truly Sad!!!

Fashil: Expose New Word: Institution

Abu, maybe so, her role in bring him up and loving him is not really disputed- just the inability of some in making decisions without first calling their mother, or every time they are angry or upset, or happy or just gossiping. In my view it is a little OTT parents need their own time too- particularly when you are grown, male or female, people need to be more independent and self sufficient. Plus- it can't be nice for them if you make them worry so much about you, all the time and make them make all your decisions for you.

Subax wanagsan people. SalamAlikum

^^^^^lol, you are too emotional!. No they are not evil kids- they are a product of their teaching, they have never heard an alternative. When they grow up and meet all kinds of people with all kinds of believes they will wonder. They know evolution, it is called the gaalo theory, they get tested on it too

No cut for the story, simply for entertainment purposes only! you get to laugh- a lot. At first I thought it was amusing- culture and sayings or proverbs are so different here. Afterwards I just told them waa a trick proverb- there is no real answer. They kept saying yes, but it is an interesting question which we never thought of. My old house mate was a teacher, and in trying to teach the kids between FACTS and OPINION: She asked what is a fact: and they said Allah is the only God, she got into trouble for telling them that is an opinion. lol the kids baa ashkateye (told on her). lol

Lol, @ al kabab on a friday night. Ngonge may help you, but only if you let him write story about you. Yeah one of the old guards. Maybe you know him (bit like when people tell you, I've a Somali friend, maybe you know them) The other day, at work I asked a group of senior departmental heads and deputy director- "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" When they asked me one of the many WHAT IF questions. I regretted it, because for another 30mins they forgot the topic at hand and started debating about it, even worse by the end, one was being called a kafir. Acuudbililah, never again in a Somali content.

Narniah: Loool Such typical development. My first job was as a 12 year old, I was a translator for old ladies at the GP and teaching kids/ old ladies Quran. All those years ago! IT paid for my sweets, school uniform and books and pens. I have been working since. Narniah, to help you understand what is going: Your boss farah is either being protective of a Somali sister- particularly if he knows the other guys is a bit of player, OR 2, the farah has a crash on you, in which case, stop buying him drinks and exchange socks, unless you want to extend the exchange process. Otherwise tell him, walalo I'm a big girl, I can handle myself. He will soon become judgmental and distance or he will be a good sport and let you be. Marry you? so fast? is he Asian or Arab? tell him your father is racist, how last time a foreign guy tired to marry you, your dad burnt him but no one could prove it, so he should keep his distance. Do it with a serious face. :D My fiction had has burnt down so many guys and got away with it.

Loool yep, your rating will become so bad that you are going to be chucked off the site. I will have you know, he won the best nomad of the year, despite being a different in views and faith. Quite an achievement would you not agree. Of course since then we had the rise of Al Kabab. :cool:

Looool. this thread made my morning. loooool Malika!!!!!! loool Fighting over women or man is not cool, unless the dude was 1) man handling her or 2) Bothering her despite being told to piss off. She just needs to promptly remove his arm and say, hello farah, have you met my husband farah? (regardless of she just met you), normal he would move along swiftly. Im sure she gets hit on all the time and deals with it on daily basis, so no need to start a fight or get beaten. Fact 1: Guys respond to women threats better than a man. IF you threaten him- he will kick your as*s because he feel challenged. But when a 5.5 skinny xalimo threatens to cut his balls off if he dont bugger off, he will go. Fact 2: Stop going to hood-rat weddings You know the ones where guys lurk outside waiting to jump girls or in their cars offering rides at the end of the night. Fact 3: Your girl can handle herself, you are always not going to be around to get beaten up or call your clan- so let it be

Awwwww Alpha is a Mum's boy. On a different note, it is amazing how many guys are mum's boys (not a problem on its own) but with the inability to make decisions without consulting her. :eek: Kinda strange. Alpha, good luck and may you find yourself in a better mood always. Juxa; Honesty is the best way, say what you need to say, when you need to say it.

Apophis, lol maybe my subconscious was feeling sorry for you. Rep power of 9, too many people you pis*sd off. hehe lol Ooops just saw your joining date- not bad. I thought you was an old nomad Caano Geel with a new dress. You sound like him. Same views and everything, you just post more than he.