Well, reading through mine- I dont recognize qofkaas, plus it made me feel a little nauseated towards the end. Nothing like me and even the thought of it was making me feel dizzy and laughable. But your Desire is spot on :D , lol This much like star signs is just random things that are general. P.s. Maybe you will become a counselor at a later stage, become patient at hearing bullshid

^^^^LOOOL Or anywhere on the Northern line- I think Tott court road has the longest flights of stairs for the Northern line.

hmmmm, sounds wonderful- do you think it will melt on the way here? Which reminds me, I can't find your friends sister. I was craving chocolates the other day and I remembered her. It is probably all melted now. I am going on holiday Dec- certain places are calling me. I need to see some other places in Africa.

^^^^^Really? you mean had you been called Cutiyo instead of Cambaro you would've had a different personality? That cant be true; all the Abdi's and Asha will have some similarities in character and personality then- on second thought maybe that would explain the loser trait. eh. I think a name, is just that a name, I could've just as well been called Farah (yes it is a female name) and it would not have made much difference. I had the crazies nicknames in secondary school, and the easiest name has suffered so much abuse, all names are strange to someone, somewhere. Ngonge that is a good generic name, all religions and walks of people. Ageless name...

Faheema, say walahi HB opened there!!!! hehe, I am so coming. JB, are you talking about the big place near NorMode, that place has been opening since before Soorsan. I give up.

SCW SalamAlikum.... It is going to be a long day. Faheema and Ngonge- stop being bullies. If I was with others- it would've stilled happened but potential cost more life or force me to reassure someone else and worry about their family coming after me if something happens to them. No thanks. Im a loner, wixi igu dhacaya aniga ha igu dhacan.

Carafaat record for what? spaced out drugged men wasting their life away and neglecting their families? Sharmaarke I dont understand your question., and what is H town?

Looool Adam. I wish it was JAmes Bond!!!! Im sure he would have a jet or something. I was driving a Toyota Land cruise. It is a good and reliable car- never had problems with it before. JB you dont drive- you are on 911 for inside Hargeisa dhee. I can't expect you to walk all the way to Abdal to get me innit.

http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0906KHAT_182 Dev Soni is twenty-two years old and is hovering outside the entrance to a colonial-style office building where his family trades goods between Djibouti and Somalia. He hails from the Indian state of Gujarat -- more than thirteen hundred miles to the east. He looks almost as out of place as I feel, which probably explains his eagerness to strike up a conversation. Although he doesn't chew khat himself, Dev is delighted to share his views on the subject. "There is an Arabic word, tafshan -- it means you're bankrupt," he explains. "Because of the khat, Djibouti and most of its people are tafshan." That's a fairly bold statement, but the facts back him up: According to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, Djiboutians who chew khat spend nearly a fifth of their household budget on the leaves. "And in addition to the financial problems that this drug creates," Dev adds earnestly, "please keep in mind that if you are eating the khat on a regular basis, your penis will become smaller." ........When I die and am sent to hell as punishment for all the terrible things I've written about the most maligned place in Africa, I'll crawl off into some dark corner to contemplate my sins. And there I'll run into a group of Djiboutians lounging around on a pile of ratty rugs: Khadar, Awole, Ladir, and eight guys who still insist on being called Omar. There won't be any khat, of course -- the plane only lands in heaven. But there will still be a mabraze, and that's because these guys will be sitting around speculating about what it would be like if they actually had khat. They'll talk about how, when the plane arrives, you can hear the symphony of car horns. They'll reminisce about the tumultuous insanity of the drug derby racing through the slums. And then they'll remind one another what it's like when those who are pure of heart, but also those whose hearts aren't so pure, can all duck through the door, offer up a "Bonjour, mes amis!" and settle down together to shoot the breeze and brouter la salade. Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0906KHAT_182#ixzz29IU2FTMm

Camel probably just wanted to relax and carry water and shid for nomads. Night life hmmmm, I'll give that a miss. The nice little island I shall ferry to. There are rules in troll. I broke the first one (no long posts) just chit chat, but I didnt fancy starting a thread. The second rule is no quoting while trolling. IT is a relaxed place. if you didnt know- now you know.

Alpha there is nothing wrong with low cost and low budget activities, of course this is difficult for those who feel the NEED to show off and try to please everyone or convince others of their worth- they tent to floss- even getting into debt to live their lifestyle which they can neither afford nor maintain in the long run. , I have and always will live according to my means- be it $30 or $30 million. Regents park is a big place, and I was a master at avoiding your kinds.

Chairs look a little odd but love the screen. Wishful thinking eh,

^^^Loool. I love that!!! lol Somtel, telsom and Dahabshiil have them- terrifying though- I would not get on either.

^^^^IT is not the same experience. Plus I like the fact I can go, shut off, eat, make a mess and walk out into the drizzle without any other effort extended on cleaning up, cooking or making snacks and shutting off computers. Although at home you dont need to walk anywhere or pay money or get dressed. Total comfort.

Lol M16 is not hash hash, they stick up ads in the bloody metro and reed.com. Loool Camel ride for $10 is not really a rip off- buying a hand made little bag for $40 is a total rip off- I always use to laugh at my white friends when they came back from Africa or the Asia with totally useless things they've paid silly money for. lol Lol I didnt say that it can only be found in either- it can be found anywhere/ You are probably thinking of drugs or something. It is not. anyway enough about that. What did you get up to while roaming there in 09, any tips. nothing taxing or requiring crazy effort. Why do you like to quote people= even in troll corner-

You have a friend who is a donkey? or a human who works for the organisation be specific. Im African, they only see white people as tourists. plus I live in SL, not many things they have that I would want or could take. lol Tourist areas are always so over priced. I was just looking at some of the hotel prices. Yiiks. Iol if I wanted to say- markii horeba waan sheegi laha. It is probably not what you are thinking though. :D and it is not illegal- well in most places anyway.

^^^^I've only been away for a a year and half, I doubt it its changed it that much. That place is classic for old and none hype movies.

I know, I am going to learn how to drive a donkey :P, they have the Donkey Protection Agency. Im going to those two towards the end to chill,eat, swim, sleep, and practice one other thing. Not going to spend too long in cities. I assume Mombasa is hot like Berbera. Lool @ vampires come out.

Loool well at least they have a route and time. The Ethiopian trucks tent to travel together at night on these roads too. I am going to be on the road for 3 weeks in Kenya, Tanzania, Lamu Island and Zanzibar in Dec. What road are you talking about so I can avoid it?

She is beautiful- too bad about the ghetto attitude though. *S***** thread and some silly comments with retarded views.

London has the best places to chillax with nice music, great views and peace of mind- mind you the budget for this does make it a once a month kind of thing rather than weekly- unless you are very rich. All along the riverside. Great restaurant boats, markets and galleries- I love the science museum and the national art gallery. There are also fantastic dance studio- the best of them is Pineapple Studio near Covernt Garden, that took up my sat mornings and great for stress relieve. But most of all I miss walking in the parks; with primrose hill the top of the pack- walk all the way down to regents park and you will feel like a different person. There is a £1 cinema in Leicester Square- only real Londoners go there and are members- the rest go to the £15 one . I love London.

^^^^eeeer not so sure, the flights to Somali areas make even the godless ask for gods help in getting off. It is like going sky diving with a known faulty shoot. We have the one eye truckers- so you have to guess how much of the road it takes up as it comes hurling towards you. but I have yet to see a completely dark- no light one. Did you have no lights either? , you know- when in Rome act like Romans and all.?

^^^^^ Also lack of rules, and regulations or enforcement in Africa. If I die while in Somaliland, it will probably have something to do with that road. Crazy drivers. Although now they have all these signs up for elections with signs and warnings- I dont think anyone reads particularly as each one is a long sentence instead of single words. lol

SalamAlikum. Alhumdulilah. It has been interesting weekend, I am back safe and sound, but it was a long road with lots of incidents; from m blog; The road between Berbera and Hargeisa is the most dangerous road ever, subxanallah. I feel lucky to be alive. I saw five cars flip in a massive crash and two stand alone accidents, most involving big trucks carrying livestock for the Hajj season. I requested the shaaqley to tighten my wheels before leaving Burco, for some strange reason, he loosen one of my tires (just one of the screws were tied on, human error I assume) Within 20mins of leaving Burco, my front tyre flew off and I was lucky I did not flip. While standing there in shock a fan full of 11 people pulled up to check I was okay and then drove pass. I started getting my spare tyre out to change it and as I was getting it down, a Surf with five guys pulled up. They changed my tyres within 5mins, checked the rest for me, did a little prayer, told me how lucky I was to be alive and insisted that I follow their car all the way to Hargeisa. The driver signaled and flashed his indicators for every hazard he saw on the way and when we got to shekh he pulled over and said “dhawaga hore muu martey (have you traveled down the mountain ring road before), if not, let one of us drive you” I told him I have and I’m fine, he gave me advise about keeping my foot on the break and continued to lead. The mistake of a Farah nearly killed me, but the kindness of Farah also helped me. When we stopped at Abdal check point, for some reason my engine just gave up. I told the nice men to go ahead and I will call for help. The drive took my number and they left, but not before bringing me cold drinks. The kindness of strangers, they called every hour until I got home. The best part was, they didn’t even ask my clan, or where I lived, or if I was married or how much I earned or if I was a foreigner, or why as a lone women I was driving without man- they asked no questions and offered only help and kindness. I called for help from both Hargeisa and Berbera and after 3hrs, a total of five landcruisers arrived, two from Berbera and three from Hargeisa. One of them gave me his car and insisted I go on home since it has been a long day. I waited anyway and within 30mins everyone had turned into a mechanic and they managed to knot, wipe, cut, fill and string together enough things to get the engine on- I am sure the British AA would not have been able to do what they did. We left three guys with the car to drive slowly and the rest of us headed home to Hargeisa in our cars. In my mind I was inpatient about all the delay and the difficult day I’ve had, but that soon evaporated and I was just thankful I was alive, for it could’ve been worse. Gazing at the mangled trucks and cars at Lafa Ruug, where a massive crash involving five vehicles, two livestock trucks, two trading trucks and one private vehicle, with the bodies and people being carried off in another truck. Sadness for the unnecessary loss of life and gratefulness to all my rescuers took over and my 9hr journey from Burco to Hargeisa seemed like a piece of cake. We saw two more crash sites before reaching Hargeisa. Such short distance, taking so many and emergency response teams so far and unable to respond to accidents. Everyone worries about Shekh road, but there are far less crashes on that side than compared to the Berbera- Hargeisa road. With the Hajji season in full swing I urge everyone to be careful on that road and avoid unnecessary travelling, at least until Hajji season is over and the trucks are less. Big trading trucks travel at slow pace compared to the 4x4s, but with very few equipped with side mirrors and even if they have them, their use not frequent, they tend to take up the whole road and over taking them while they are swerving to avoid the boreholes on the road is a death trap- (even if you sound your horn, they may not hear you or purposely not allow you to pass them (particularly if you are a female driver). I witnessed the human errors that cost lives, the kindness of strangers and the importance of friends and contacts that came to my aid when I got stranded, for not a single one was blood family or remotely related. So there goes my proof that clan is NOT EVERYTHING- at least when it comes to emergencies involving women. :D

Lol faheema. Don't scary me and remind me of that day. I'm going alone. If I get lost I'm join the reer miyi. Ngonge I ho to sheikh and Berber at least once a week.